Open Post: Hosted By Shit Latinas Say
After Shit Girls Say, Shit Gay Guys Say, Shit Black Girls Say, Shit White Girls Say To Black Girls and Shit Cats Say, here's the one my soul has really been waiting for since the beginning this shit started: Shit Latinas Say! But you know, this should really be called Shit Nuyoricans Say, because besides the "pedo like..." line, none of the Latinas I know say shit like this. Where's the line about crunchy curls, or chile salt with watermelon or reciting the lyrics of a Stevie B song or any of that? This is like Really Ugly Betty meets Precious (Preciosa?). This mess is strictly New York.
And with that, I think everyone is out of shit to say. Unless, Shit Mah Boo Says While Completely Naked comes out, we're all done shitting!
Also, a quick technical note: Your ass can reply to comments now and all conversations will be condensed into one thread. The year is 2012, but Dlisted hast just stepped into 2008. YAAASSS!
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I didnt say the look wasn`t wonky, i just said that it is THERE when you go on www.mobile.dlisted.com. Personally i think its stupid, cause i damn sure dont go down to my own old comments all the damn time,just to check if anyone responded. It was quite alright to just check on latest comments or the top of the page. That scrolling down or back a few pages is stupid.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Submitted by Francine-Fishpaw on Sun, 01/08/2012 - 5:01pm.
Dog I didn't like mobile view on my laptop either. The format is really wonky. I guess that CSS geek stuff will have to be worked out by the egg heads.
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FF, WTF is CSS? Hee.
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That video ^^^^^^ yup...it's definitely got the wrong title.
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Read Triston's Heaux-ventures as he traipses the Heaux-rient Sexpress!
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sun, 01/08/2012 - 5:00pm.
Oh fuck! This new thing is weird.
I don't like this reply/show replies business one bit. Sometimes a dull post can generate some funny or interesting replies. You also can't tell whether it's one reply or many.
Too much clicking and reading back. :(
Dog I didn't like mobile view on my laptop either. The format is really wonky. I guess that CSS geek stuff will have to be worked out by the egg heads.
Oh fuck! This new thing is weird.
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Read Triston's Heaux-ventures as he traipses the Heaux-rient Sexpress!
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/01/heaux-confessionals-traispsing-t...
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl!
Sal, darling, I think UBF is hallucinating. I tossed my cookies and still can't see it unless I go to mobile view which wigs me out on a laptop. That view is jacked unless it's on a phone!
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I don't like it cuz it takes too much time to scroll back click & then read.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I invented the MF reply button. I am the dlisted Al MF Gore.
You invented a series of tubes? Ok now I can see the stupid reply button. Gay. Going back to the regular view→
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 01/08/2012 - 4:47pm.
Nevermind, figured it out.
Instead of www.dlisted.com, go on www.mobile.dlisted.com
There you ALL will have the reply button.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
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Hey UBF, thanks for that
I discovered that after emptying out the cache and cookies in Google chrome, the "show replies" button is visible in the normal site.
I can't see the damn "Reply" button though.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Mike, look at your other comment, you now have a reply to your comment.. I m back on Dlisted. com and not the mobile.dlisted.com...
Anyway, the cat.. We couldnt figure out a name, so it was No Name for a while, which turned into Nona. So we jusgt stuck with Nona. She is cool, really curious. Just one bad habbit. Sharpens her claws on the carpet instead on the scratch-pole. So i gotta buy some of those sisal matts, and hope she likes those.
Boo!
Evil Shoe - log in/out is at the bottom of the page, under the comment box (where you post) where it says "home" "about" etc.
So if we hit reply none of you bitches will be able to see us talk about our mom jeans boring crap, or Jackos sex life, or Stoneys wedding. That is no fucking fun at all.
DO NOT PUT YOUR BALLS ON MY FACE UNLESS I'M SUCKING YOUR COCK! M.E. 07/11/11
Not that I've been a member long enough to be too annoyed by anyone, but that actually sounds great, right?
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"When I come up, I rush, I rush for you..."
Uh NO. Half the fun of this site is watch people froth at the mouf over comments on the internet. Very very entertaining.
DO NOT PUT YOUR BALLS ON MY FACE UNLESS I'M SUCKING YOUR COCK! M.E. 07/11/11
AWE! So no more Lutrelle or fishsticks whining about our convo's? Pitty.
Interesting...........vewy interesting.
UBF, how's the kitty? Name her yet?
oh shit what Ima do now? Please FB it, email it, snail mail it, tweet it, RT it, myspace it (ctfu), western union that bitch. lbvvs
TIP When I am in mobile view, I cannot see a box to sign in (anywhere), I have to go to normal view > sign in > then back to mobile.
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There's a css problem with the regular browsers showing the Reply button MK has enabled. So only people on their phone using mobile.dlisted.com can see it. Or if you go to mobile.dlisted.com on your computers. UBF found the issue, I think.
Using the regular page, still is not displaying it correctly. That's what all this talk is about.
Of course, problem is now that if you reply to a person, the message is now hidden under their comment, rather than at the top.
I am sure MK will resolve this shortly so everyone can see the reply button.
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
If you have nothing better to do with your life..wow..report abuse on a gossip site..read the crap and enjoy..stop reporting people..stoney..chill out.
Is the main chacacter in the above vid male or female? I'm assuming the former, but I'm not sure (it can be tough with morbidly obese folks).
Mike, I'd say male.
First reply to Mike, the Fatist!! lol
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
The reply button at this moment is available to Iphone users . If you're using a personal computer, you need to enter mobile.dlisted.com instead of dlisted.com, then you'll be able to get a reply button displayed on every person's comment. I just did it from my personal desktop computer.
Thank you, Little_Rascal!
I guess I'll stick to the regular website. The mobile view looks awful on my computer. :))
Nevermind, figured it out.
Instead of www.dlisted.com, go on www.mobile.dlisted.com
There you ALL will have the reply button.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Got it, but this lay out bites ass.
DO NOT PUT YOUR BALLS ON MY FACE UNLESS I'M SUCKING YOUR COCK! M.E. 07/11/11
Yay!!!!!!!!! Great minds and all that! ♥
Submitted by M.E. on Sun, 01/08/2012 - 4:44pm.
What the hell are you all talking about?
*sees nothing different*
That's pretty much what we are talking about. elorei found a problem with the code, so only people viewing the mobile site can see the reply button.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Now I see the reply button.
This sucks some shit M.E.
DO NOT PUT YOUR BALLS ON MY FACE UNLESS I'M SUCKING YOUR COCK! M.E. 07/11/11
You are so smart. Thanks for the explanation. mobile.dlisted.com works!
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 01/08/2012 - 4:42pm.
Hellraiser just did it, I can see the Show Replies + click it and then read it. Can you guys see it? It's on one of SANS FARD's posts.
I can see the "show replies" but I don't see a reply button. Don't you have to ply first to reply?
Just type in mobile.dlisted.com as your web address as Louise suggested and the door to a new commenting world will open to you.
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"When I come up, I rush, I rush for you..."
How to you switch to mobile view on the computer? I have a serious case of the dumbs.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
You can't switch it on a computer...only on a phone or tablet. Mk has to change the code for the pcs or laptops. :))
Edit: NEVERMIND! lol.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
http://mobile.dlisted.com/
Just type mobile. in front of dlisted.com.
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A beauty that makes abuelitas pray for our sinful souls is my kind of beauty. -MK 9/12/11
YAAAAAAASS! -Sage Khia
What the hell are you all talking about?
*sees nothing different*
@EvilShoe yes, screenshot it! because I'm sure it's safe to say what today's REAL Hot Slut of the Day is!
I like the way the post reveals itself when you hit "See replies". I can't wait to put "SURPRISE! YOU'RE GAY!" on everyone's post.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
But you, My Lord, are the gayest of them all!!
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
YOU ARE ALL GAY AND REPORTED
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
"SURPRISE! YOU'RE GAY!"
You're too funny. This does feel rawther intimate, dudn't it?
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YOU ARE GAY!
LOL. *reported*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I posted it a few days ago, but the only decent "Shit...Say" since the original ("Shit Girls Say") has been "Shit White Girls Say to Black Girls":
http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment//2012/01/shit-white-girls-say-to-bl...
The girl in it is damn cute, too.