“HA! HA! HA! Snookitina Eat You Now!”

January 7, 2012 / Posted by:

Farm fresh foolery thickened the air at NBC’s Winter Press Tour in L.A. last night when the hos from The Voice came out looking like eight degrees of MESS.

We’ve got Xtina whose titties could use a pep talk and a shot of Prozac, because they look like they’re slowly sliding down into a deep depression. Sad chichis are sad. Then we’ve got Cee-Lo whose goatee makes him look like the evil fat midget baby of a T-Rex and Genghis Khan. Then there’s Adam Levine and his piece who look like they should be playing a game of patty cake with their flap jackets. And finally, there’s Blake Shelton and Slappy the Dummy Carson Daly making my gay gene shrivel down into the shape of a shrieking vulva by hugging on each other like that.

A MESS! Which button do I press to turn my chair the other way?

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