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January 7, 2012 / Posted by:

The former Prime Minister of Australia Bob Hawke – What I know about the 23rd Prime Minister of Australia couldn’t even fill up the tip of an XXS condom. If you asked me about Bob Hawke 24 hours ago, my brain would spit out a puff of nothing (instead of spitting out a puff of crap air like it normally does). I don’t know if he ran Australia into the ground or if he brought it into the golden age by planting the silicone-covered peroxide seed that later grew into the country’s official flower: Brynne Gordon. I don’t know. But what I do know about Bob Hawke is that if I’m ever sitting next to him at a bar, I better grip my beer with two hands and my mouth or he’ll make that shit go BYE! in 11 seconds (which is how long it took him to down a 2.5 pint when he broke the record in 1955). Now THAT’S how you become the leader of a country!

(Thanks to everybody who sent this in)

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