Tip Of The Day: How To Dry Hump Doogie Howser In Public

January 6, 2012 / Posted by:

If “doing the horizontal Dougie on Doogie Howser” is an item high on your cum bucket list, then let this clip from The Price Is Right teach you how to cross that shit off the quickest way possible. Somehow get on The Price Is Right, freebase a whole can of Amp to give you that “hyena getting struck by lightning” feeling and when Neil Patrick Harris walks out, immediately dry hump him until security pries you off with an electric spatula. You will probably walk away with a prize package consisting of a restraining order and a permanent block on Facebook from NPH, but the memory of watching his face contort into a state of sheer fear as you sexually assault him in public will last forever.

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