Friday, January 6th 2012
QOTD: Kirstie Don't Want No Hot Hot Man
I'm just going to drop this off and keep on going....
When asked about her dating life by Ellen DeGeneres, Alley, 60, admitted she usually goes for "psychos" and "players," so the host suggested she try going with the opposite of what she's attracted to."I'm thinking ugly men might be the solution," the Dancing with the Stars alum responded. "I'm talking about butt ugly. Because I go for really handsome men and I think butt ugly would be appreciative."
via CNN


Is she wearing Adam Levine's flappy jacket?
Sorry, Kirstie, you great big Scientoloweirdo, but you repulse many, many people. Women, men, butt-ugly and beautiful; they all think you are nucking futs.
Nobody cares Kirstie. Eat a moon pie and STFU.
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If she thinks she's going to avoid psychos and players by going for ugly, she is deluding herself. There are ugly psycho players too.
Butt ugly men would have been appreciative 30 or 40 years ago.
Now they'd just be annoyed with her fat geriatric ass.
To be honest I wouldn't care if Kirstie had sex with Fucky the Clown but at 60 she should really consider just a normal type guy.
So the fling with her dance partner is over I imagine.
Yeah Tequila, I'm ashamed I know.
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/caylee-anthony/os-casey-anthon...
crazyassmom..huh?
The fuck is up with her weirdly skinny right arm, and the death claw at the end of it? EEEEeeeeeeee!!! Um, maybe thas her promblem.
Kirstie is a beautiful woman but even during Cheers she was fighting the fat.
I like her, though--she seems like she'd be fun to hang with while belting down a few cold ones and stuffing her face with nachos.
Submitted by sonah22 on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 4:54pm.
The ugly ones have been worse in my life. Bitter as hell and refuse to give compliments. At least with the pretty ones there is a reason! Best road for those of us who aren't models or fugs is to go for basic looking. Just basic guy with a nice feature here and there. Kirstie is pretty, but she shouldn't shoot for ugly just because of her age.
Damn, I'm taking this way too seriously...
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Agreed. Ugly guys, or guys who were awkward or had social stigmas, can be bitter. And I think they're often desperate to find reasons why they can't get the cream of the crop, "too"--as in, model types and the like. Doubtful most would stay loyal if other options arose. I think many really attractive guys actually aren't necessarily as concerned about finding someone *as* good-looking as they are, but the problem is that women are going to be throwing themselves at them all the time. So, the most practical option would just be to go middle-of-the-road dude.
Kirstie just got a tattoo on her inner wrist. I have seen quite a few internet links stating that gay people get tattoos on their inner wrist to signify that they are gay. You would think that Kirstie would stay away from anything that would suggest that she may be gay, because of all the rumours. Just sayin'
(Also, Robin Quivers from The Howard Stern Show has an inner wrist tattoo... hmmmm)
Well, at least crazy ho has broadcast what she's looking for. Didn't take Sinead too long to find TRUE LURVE after announcing that she was looking for someone to tour her stink pickle factory. Could work for Kirstie?
That's a pretty trite observation.
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Hmmm, isn't befriending or sucking on psychos or desperate or low self-confidence people part of their recruitment process? The Scientologists??
I volunteer with mental health and these assholes always show up at events trying to get people to stop taking their meds whereby they will end up even worst or homeless.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 5:35pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 5:33pm.
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Come on! There's some seXy 60 year-olds out there! Don't discriminate! Give me a minute while I think of some...
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Oh, no doubt. But not this thing. What a damn mess.
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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 5:33pm.
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Come on! There's some seXy 60 year-olds out there! Don't discriminate! Give me a minute while I think of some...
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
A 60-something year old woman with a sex jones.
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Well, ugly begats ugly, but I am insulted because I am good looking and I am not a psycho... Or I am a bad looking psycho--depends on which wife you ask. ;)
Srsly, she is missing the fucking point by a thousand miles. She needs to go with a fat guy--good looking or not. They will have plenty of quality time together as they wolf down those cheesecakes and deep fried potato skins.
Submitted by bornagainChristian on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 4:58pm.
Uh Kirstie......your horse named 'Options' left the barn twenty years ago.
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Brilliant! LOL
She goes for handsome men = gold diggers! She aint no honey boo boo chile no mo'.
Uh Kirstie......your horse named 'Options' left the barn twenty years ago.
She is no prize herself.
The ugly ones have been worse in my life. Bitter as hell and refuse to give compliments. At least with the pretty ones there is a reason! Best road for those of us who aren't models or fugs is to go for basic looking. Just basic guy with a nice feature here and there. Kirstie is pretty, but she shouldn't shoot for ugly just because of her age.
Damn, I'm taking this way too seriously...
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Submitted by Oxygen on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 2:15pm.
This ho annoys the weight off of me.
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Submitted by luvmehateme on Fri, 01/06/2012 -
If you are going to attempt to treat me like shit, you better at least be a hot piece of ass to look at.
Bwahahahaha!!
I loved her in Look Who's Talking. That is all.
She looks damn good for 60, I'll give her that. And like someone else said, ugly men can be dogs too. You really just have to hope you meet someone who is infatuated with you and you with them. Until then she needs a huge dildo and some porn.
Yeah Kirstie, you go for the "uglies" but you best bring some real imaginative monkey sex to the table though...
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
Butt uglies might have been appreciative of Cheers Kirstie Alley.
It's not happening with a yo yo weighting sixty something mess.
Even ugly men want hotties and most ugly men don't even think they are actually ugly because the average man has much higher self-esteem than women when it comes to looks.
That being said, Kirst (cursed) is batshit crazy and some guys really go for that (Sinead).
Is there such a thing as straight-jacket sex? HOT
Submitted by Jintess on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 2:20pm
Are you kidding me? Someone wanted to actually "date" Casey Anthony? For why???????
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Submitted by Jintess on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 2:20pm
Are you kidding me? Someone wanted to actually "date" Casey
Anthony? For why???????
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Oh! So, THAT'S what they're calling it nowadays??!
Ehh...pick one jintess. Lol. =p
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Don't bother. I went that route and they are just as self centered and ridiculous as the good looking ones...but you find yourself taking LESS of their shit because you are all "Are you kidding me, ugly, with not calling ME back?"
If you are going to attempt to treat me like shit, you better at least be a hot piece of ass to look at.
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--Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 9:41am.
Well butt-ugly men would not be appreciative of being with a fat bitch Sciento freak, so she is screwed!
Maybe the problem is HER and not the men. Ever think of that Kirstie?
pretty is as pretty does.
"Runs down the street holding hands with Forrest Gump"
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Submitted by tojo on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 2:36pm.
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My bad. You'd think it would work out. She should just jump into the volcano where the thetans emerged from.
wow, that's throwback: butt ugly
haven't used that since elementary school
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I would think that by having superpowers Kirstie Alley could get better tail. I mean, aren't there hotties out there willing to take a ride on that for some extra clearance?
Tell you what, Kirstie: I'll pay your cult millions of dollars if they can guarantee me that when I'm an insufferable beluga I can still get laid. Hey, it works for John Travolta. Why not you?
Didn't the rest of us figure this out in high school? Hot people are never fun to date. They almost always make the worst partners, especially hot guys. She doesn't have to date someone who's ugly. How about she just tries dating a nice-looking, down to earth, middle-aged real guy instead of a 22 year old gay porn model?
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Submitted by Gigaboob on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 2:11pm.
Psychos? Then don't date a scientologist. Duh, bitch.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 2:32pm.
I've "dated" a couple...
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 2:27pm.
BIG GIRLS NEED LOVE TOO!!!
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My dad used to say the same thing. He used to tell us that he would go out with "big" girls when he was younger cos they were more fun and loved to go out and eat. My mom would tease him about the heffers (her words, not mine) he used to date before they got married and he would reply with a big old smile, "Yes, and they all loved me".
BIG GIRLS NEED LOVE TOO!!!
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The ring just makes her hand look weird but if you look at any pic of Kirstie, her nails are always perectly manicured. She has great nails, I'll give her that. She needs to get back on TV or do a movie. She's a good actress! Xenu sucks the souls and minds out of these people, eh?
Her face looks like a catcher's mitt.
At the same time, Casey Anthony has a boyfriend so I guess Kirstie can find someone who appreciates the fact that she likes to eat. And eat. And eatandeatandeat.
All he would have to do is remind her of how pretty and fabulous she was in Cheers, he's set.
Because my cornea was still being kicked by those Toe Crocs, I initially thought this was Linda Hamilton (Terminator) who I did (at that time) have a serious girl crush but later recanted. This ho annoys the weight off of me.
Her hand looks so weird.
Psychos? Then don't date a scientologist. Duh, bitch.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Appreciative of what exactly, Kirstie?