Justin Bieber’s Jesus Tattoo Is Missing Something

January 6, 2012 / Posted by:

Justin Bieber and his daddy, the Canadian KFed, went to Shakey’s in L.A. yesterday and as he jumped onto the booster seat on the driver side of his Range Rover, he flashed the new Jesus tattoo on his leg. It’s nice and everything that the real Jesus is paying homage to the other Jesus with an ink portrait on his chicken leg, but it’s incomplete! Let me fix that for Justin:

Jesus’ eyes rolling up into Justin’s shorts was just screaming for that. I will fax this to the tattoo shop inside of the Kid Zone Play Center, so Justin’s artist is ready to go. I’m sure his legal guardians, Selena Gomez and Usher, have already signed a consent form so Justin doesn’t have to worry about that.

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