Monday, January 9th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 6th!
The world's first 100% effective birth control has been approved by the FDA. - BaconSlut
Runners-up:
From the nifty shoe designers who brought you the "fuck-me" pumps, here's the "foot-in-your-ass if you're into that" pumps. - Das ist ein Dreck
The phrase "crocodile tears" finally makes sense... - GingeMinge
Chaz Bono's 'A Peen For Everybody Foundation' launches *Pink rubber Boot Day* Wear a clitty pink boot if you love someone who's had a urethral penoplasty. - Sandbitch
via Poorly Dressed
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Chaz Bono's 'A Peen For Everybody Foundation' launches *Pink rubber Boot Day* Wear a clitty pink boot if you love someone who's had a urethral penoplasty.
So shoes are doing suicide bombings now.
RIP Karl & Anna
That bitch Jacobs set you up
When Michael K saw that Kesha, Kanye, and Tori Spelling would be the judges for the Beautiful Shoe Design contest, he knew his nightmare might actually pay off.
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Amnesty International
Shine a Light
The new Croc o'shits for winter.
Reduce your carbon foot print the Goopy way!
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
I thought that might have been Khloe's boot, but there are only 5 toes.
whathefUGGidontgiveaCROCiwillstickthese5FINGERSupyourass pink shoes
Bjork Spears
Yaaaaaaaasss!
The only shoe that Angelyne will give up her stillettos for, now that she is 75.
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It’s so funny how we don’t talk anymore
It’s so funny why we don’t talk anymore
But it ain’t losing sleep
And I ain’t counting sheep.
It’s so funny how we don’t talk anymore.
Nike regrets hiring Lindsay Lohan as their new designer.
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It’s so funny how we don’t talk anymore
It’s so funny why we don’t talk anymore
But it ain’t losing sleep
And I ain’t counting sheep.
It’s so funny how we don’t talk anymore.
Paris Hilton creates her version of the 5 finger shoe.
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It’s so funny how we don’t talk anymore
It’s so funny why we don’t talk anymore
But it ain’t losing sleep
And I ain’t counting sheep.
It’s so funny how we don’t talk anymore.
nasty ass shit!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate those toe shoes (yoga, whatever they're called) and now toe sock boots.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
What the Fuck and NO!
The best letter I ever received with the note from my kid's school saying Crocs were banned.
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.