Friday, January 6th 2012

Birthday Sluts

Eddie Redmayne (30)
Irina Shayk (26)
Alex Turner (26)
Tiffany Pollard aka New York (30)
Mike Jones (31)
Rinko Kikuchi (31)
Mike Jones (32)
Danny Pintauro (36)
Gabrielle Reece (42)
Julie Chen (42)
Norman Reedus (43)
John Singleton (44)
Jesse Dylan (46)
Howie Long (52)
Nigella Lawson (52)
Rowan Atkinson (57)
Trudie Styler (58)
Malcolm Young (59)
Bonnie Franklin (68)

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Hysteria's picture
Submitted by Hysteria on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 8:55pm.

Happy Beerday, Jesse Dylan

Oh, yes, we can can!
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Submitted by jalynne on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 12:56pm.

HB Eddie Redmayne !

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Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 12:08pm.

I always found Bonnie Franklin all kinds of annoying.

Pookie's picture
Submitted by Pookie on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 11:55am.

Always come over here to see who shares my birthday...and strangely, my name isn't "Mike Jones." HB to all the sluts (including me).

sybil's picture
Submitted by sybil on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 9:19am.

Happy Birthday Eddie Redmayne, soooo amazing in "My week with Marilyn!" fabulous photograph!!

Deb's picture
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 9:15am.

I have no idea who Mike Jones is, but I heartily congratulate him on being both 31 AND 32 today!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 7:49am.

Happy birthday, Nigella Lawson! I have such a girl crush on her. She's so beautiful!

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 7:38am.

How does Trudie Styler have time to turn any age when Sting is humping her Tantric style allatime?

Happy BD Nigella! I have your baking cookbook but nothing ever comes out right, probably because I can't shop in some Indian market in the Portobello Road or whatever.

Love you, Rowan Atkinson. Never seen Mr. Bean but enough of other stuff.

Malcolm Young: AC/DC high voltage! Every song is about ejaculating. Yeah!

Bonnie Franklin: I had enough of you and your stupid bowl haircut on ODAAT.

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Submitted by beakers bitch on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 7:37am.

Little Jonathan Bower is 36?? Mmmmm Nigella Lawson. Happy Birthday, beautiful!

Submitted by Foreskin Salsa on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 7:48am.

And Bonnie Franklin is 68? Wow, Three's Company was soooo long ago.

ETA: Damn, it was One Day at a Time. My brain is going in my old age.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 6:54am.

Happy birthday to Mr. Bean!!! Also happy bday to Nigella and her amazing rack.
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Submitted by Foreskin Salsa on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 6:49am.

Happy Birthday, Mr. Bean - you funny fucker!

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Submitted by Lutrelle on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 6:43am.

Smh. I don't love New York. And I wanna slap Gina Neely husband in the mouth

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Submitted by annobanano on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 6:40am.

Love Nigella - she has such a lust for food and eats with gusto. She seems liked she'd be hella fun. Happy Birthday!

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Submitted by Athina on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 6:23am.

Happy Birthday Nigella! The ORIGINAL HOT ASS celebrity chef. She's wayyyyyy hotter than that big mouthed bass Giada DeLaurentis, and her British knockers are far, far superior.

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Submitted by elegantlady on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 6:16am.

Happy BDay Nigella!
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.

Haribo's picture
Submitted by Haribo on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 6:05am.

rowan atkinson is 57?! holy cow! happy bd to him and nigella!

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

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Submitted by guruXen on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 6:03am.

Ahahaha!! Tiffany Pollard must be using Kim Zolciak's method for recording age. I don't know why, but she gives me a Gina Neely vibe. Maybe it's the way neither one can quite open their eyes.

Happy Birthday, Nigella and Gabrielle!

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Submitted by ba-buttons on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 5:50am.

Happy B-Day Nigella Lawson!! Well, actually, happy b-day to Nigella's jugs. I find you a little pretentious but you are a bacon advocate so points for that. However, I want to punch the fuck out of the stupid cameraman on your show. FOCUS YOU IDIOT!! AND STOP SHAKING THE CAMERA!! YOU GOT THE D.T.'s OR SOMETHING????

Happy B-Day Howie Long!! I wish people knew what a dark-hearted monster of a football player you were. Despite that clean cut image, old Howie was as ruthless as any Oakland Raider that donned that uniform.

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Name Deleted: Me, too. I really liked that movie. It's funny. Where is that idiot? I just went to the Tattoo Boy thread (where ba-buttns got all hoity toity) and didn't see.

Vern's picture
Submitted by Vern on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 5:41am.

looks like its time-machine day!

*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 5:27am.

Don't know ninety percent of these sluts.
HB Nigella, she's one classy act.
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Don't stand on my tits, bitch!

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Submitted by scig on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 5:27am.

Happy Birthday to my bud Eddie...oh happy b'day to all those other bitches...

mike's picture
Submitted by mike on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 5:23am.

I love New York!!

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Submitted by oceanlover998 on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 5:23am.

...yeesh I'm getting old...don't know half these people and realy don't give a flying f***...

...I will say that I find Julie Chen's claim of 42 years old highly suspicious...

...and Nigella looks great for 52...her skin is stll taut and beautiful despite dropping da chunk...

http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2011/12/17/nigella-lawson-shows-off-...

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oceanlover998's picture
Submitted by oceanlover998 on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 5:22am.

...yeesh I'm getting old...don't know half these people and realy don't give a flying f***...

...I will say that I find Julie Chen's claim of 42 years old highly suspicious...

...and Nigella looks great for 52...her skin is stll taut and beautiful despite dropping da chunk...

http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2011/12/17/nigella-lawson-shows-off-...

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...'She’s a really nice person and I have great respect for her as an actress — and I think most actresses are c*nts with a capital K' - Mickey Rourke...

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 5:18am.

Nigella Lawson is a hoity la-dee-da Brit TV chef who makes me miss even more the no nonsense Two Fat Ladies. Favorite Jennifer Patterson quote: "Yogurt is NOT 'instead of' cream!" as she pours two pints of double-cream into the meal.

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 4:59am.

HEY WHO ARE YOU YELLING AT HEY

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.