Afternoon Crumbs
Guess who's in a bikini again.... Oh, why am I bothering with this question bullshit. It's LeAnn Rimes. You know it. I know it. We all know it. If you see a trick in a bikini, nine times out of ten, it's LeAnn. - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
What it would look like if Toni Collette and John Mayer with an Ogilvie home perm got together - Lainey Gossip
The scab nectar of America is leaking over to the UK again - Hollywood Tuna
This 24-month-old is already smarter than I could ever hope to be - The Berry
Will Jada Pinkett-Smith move her box of strap-ons out of her marital home already, because dragging this mess out is killing me (not really) - Celebitchy
Shakira's sun-soaked nalgitas. That is all. - The Superficial
Whenever I see Dominic Purcell, I think how is it possible that he was never in Oz? The world ain't fair. - Towleroad
Ashley Greene can walk, sip from a straw and carry a pocketbook at the same time - Popoholic
In this episode of Planet Earth, watch as a zebra/cheetah hybrid tries to waddle around after eating its entire herd - Popsugar
Hot Slut Runner-Up of the Day: Ole the Corgi - The Daily What
The golden child of a million halos has not been born yet - Necole Bitchie
Lily Allen named her daughter after your memaw - Just Jared
Milla Jovovich really likes seaweed - Hollywood Rag
How Mimi isn't in at least 10 of these pictures is beyond me - Cityrag
Isaac Mizrahi got married - I'm Not Obsessed
What would Zoila say? Trace from Flipping Out is a guy with an iPhone and a camera-loving peen - (NSFW) Queer Click
This regional KIA commercial starring Gary Busey is incomplete without one of his signature acronyms for KIA - Videogum
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Lily Allen named her daughter Ethel Mary, not Edith. Compared to shit like Audio Science and Pilot Inspektor and Bear Blu and Jermajesty, this is normal and I'm not complaining.
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Submitted by CokeyBloke on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 7:05pm.
Language is a privilege and not a right. amen
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Actually, language (including sign language) is innate and a good example of evolution.
Ladies, just because you are thin does not mean you look good in a bikini.
Gentlemen, just because you have a big dick does not mean you are good in bed.
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"You gonna give me my car, or do I gotta go to your house and shove your dog's head down the toilet?" Repo Man
Can we just have any imagination? Nice body, but not the least bit sexy.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
her ass look like a chicken breast CTFU
Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 8:41pm.
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Oh, absolutely...birthdays, anniversaries, new years, Chinese new year, solar eclipse, double coupon days...my crack doesn't get violated on a whim.
Shakira has a fantastic ass.
Leann, not so fantastic.
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It’s so funny how we don’t talk anymore
It’s so funny why we don’t talk anymore
But it ain’t losing sleep
And I ain’t counting sheep.
It’s so funny how we don’t talk anymore.
The only reason leane is wearing a teeny bikini, again is to show her nemesis up. A few nites ago Brandi glanville was in a teeny bikini on real housewives go Beverly hills, ANd like clockwork Leanne is photographed in a similar outfit
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Dunno, Wally - it just always seemed to me that having one's crack violated should be, well, a special occasion .. not some ridiculous all-day wedgie by a "fashion" string of cloth. Gah! Oh well, just me.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
humans off earth now - maybe it's a sign to the pedobears to show that they wax down thurr?
Oh, and love you Isaac Mizrahi, signing babies, Corgis, and the name Edith.
(Didn't some celeb name her kid Hortense a while back? I think I was the only weirdo who loved it!)
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 5:03pm.
She must think she has a great ass. I guess she doesn't see what we see. Lucky her.
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Ugh, her arse in that wedgie is a sight only the blind and numb could love.
Sorry, but could somebody explain to me the fucking point of these GD floss thongs? All they do is make me shift uncomfortably in my chair and think of bacteria. (Yes, I am a million years old, but the question still stands.)
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
CORGIS RULE
I think I saw that Ashley from Twilight Green on tv so many times, as a guest "star" it makes me want to vom in my mouf.
She cannot even star in any tabloid, much less be a guest star on tv. Stop hiring her.
Also, stop hiring her twin sister, K-Stew for movies. She's not good as main or "guest star" on any movie.
Tryin' out the new avie...
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I hate to use a comment on Leann but I saw her doing the same thing in The Daily Mail. They care about her in the UK? I'm baffled because the last time I heard anything out of her she was a child star. I don't remember what that song was but I believe it was a cover of a song she should have left alone.
Sing one of her songs. I dare you. Or maybe she's an actress now. I don't know.
And who is this man she stole from someone? If I get it right, he is famous but the woman he left is not? But now they are all in the tabloids taking vacations. Are any of them working?
What I'm getting at is I think that this is another little tabloid reality show. The reason she can take fabulous vacations every week is because she is getting paid to get out there and show her "yard apart chichis." And just like with Lindsay Lohan, you have to give the devil her due. If she can get paid to show that body, and she can make people give the slightest fuck about the way she and the ex-wife taunt each other, publicly, for publicity, hats off. She has nothing at all to offer and she's got British housewives following her exploits, so she knows what she's doing.
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Damn, Leanne looks good from behind.
Oh boy. The mum signing with her toddler is lovely and touching.
Language is a privilege and not a right. amen
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I don't know how to feel about this new retro baby name trend that seems to be running through the celeb scene now.
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"I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron" MK
She looked so much better flat chested and on the cover of Shape.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 5:50pm.
Yes yes yes, EWWWWWWWWWWWW to the bare foot in restroom shit. WTF is she Britters now?? OMG I won't even go barefoot in the GD pool shower room, nevermind the freakin toilet!! UCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!
---Wait until she gets her first veruca wart on the sole of her foot, that will teach a ho. She's probably incubating papilloma virus as we type.
Yes yes yes, EWWWWWWWWWWWW to the bare foot in restroom shit. WTF is she Britters now?? OMG I won't even go barefoot in the GD pool shower room, nevermind the freakin toilet!! UCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!
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FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
Meat Loaf was in the middle of a show when his knees suddenly hit the stage floor like a narcoleptic bat out of hell ~MK
How very British of Lily Allen. I actually adore this name, to be honest.
Please, people, do not use the word 'fat' at all in any post related to Leanne. There is nothing remotely fat on her. Girl is unwell and not getting better anytime soon.
Ugh. Do some squats or put that shit away, Falcor.
Gardening Girl & Half.Mexican.Wonder
You both bring the "Skinny Fat" argument home.
Girl is flaccid and stretch-marked and seems to be under the delusional impression that she looks good with her sagging skin hanging out for the world to [vomit over] see.
A nice firm, round hiney is always preferable over a starved and flappy one.
why in the high hell does LeAnn Rimes keep trotting around the country in the same style of tacky ass bikini shoved up her flat culo? seriously. this is not brazil. cover your fucking ass. demode, bitch.
I have two things to say:
1) LeeAnne has a flat ass.
2) Ewwww ewww ewww LeAnne is walking into a PUBLIC RESTROOM BAREFOOT!
YOWZA!!! Shakira has an amazing ass!! And this is coming from a straight female. LeAnne take note...THATS an ass that deserves to be in a thong. Put your saggy flapjack away, phffft.
She must think she has a great ass. I guess she doesn't see what we see. Lucky her.
Leeann rimes can actually sing. She has talent yet she is known for being a homewrecker and publicity whore. How does one let that happen?
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 4:29pm.
I would tap both of them!
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When Woody Meets Boney. I get it.
@ Evil_cupcake
LOL I love the word dodgy!
Submitted by Satan on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 4:27pm.
LeAnn has two asses
I would tap both of them!
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LeAnn has two asses.
WTF
If Le Ann wore clothes, Eddie would not recognize her.
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Does Vader have to choke a bitch?
Meh.. Trace is kinda cute in a twink sorta way, but i'm partial to Jett w/ that dark hair, long lashes and icy blue (or w/e color) eyes! And how could a whore slut bitch like me not love someone with a name like JETT PINK!!??? He can windex my monkey any day!! yummm...
http://www.bravotv.com/media/images/persons/flipping-out-season-5-galler...
It looks to me as if LeAnn Rimes is walking into a public restroom with bare feet?! Ugh, gross!
And Lily Allen named her daughter Edith? Po' baby!
Submitted by mbar on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 3:28pm.
Ewww. Why would a flat assed girl look good in a thong? Gross.
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I can't judge... the cheese biscuits at Red Lobster make me wanna touch myself
--Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 9:41am.
Shakira, hot! Trace super HOT!!
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
Bitch has some damn Chewbacca-sized feet!
Me likey Trace's hard cock. Too bad he's gay because I'd hit it. Hard. Like his pretty cock.
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You dumb bitch, I am home.-MK
I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with the donkey.
That corgi! Awwwwww!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
She's so gross, and her body isn't that "good" for being thin/toned.
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Douchechill!
... and I love Milla Jovovich! Her daughter is a mini-me!
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That's cool Chow. I'll admit that I rolled my eyes when my SiL talked about teaching my infant nephew to sign, but was pretty floored when I saw the little dude in action.
GaryBusey?? FUCK YEA! "World's Dumbest" is 10000 x's better when he's on there giving out his little gems of knowledge
"The ocean is your emotion"-Gary Busey
Love the signing girl in the vid! I'm teaching my 7 month old some signs (she is not hearing impaired) so she has a way to communicate before she can speak. The only sign she can do so far is for "milk", it's cute as shit when she does it. :)
I'm sorry, but Leanne doesn't have a thong ass. Only flat assed girls should wear butt floss bikinis. Leanne can starve all she wants, but she'll never have a thong ass. It's something you're born with, and if you don't have it genetically, then just keep your ass cheeks covered.