Elin Nordegren Just Bulldozed This Florida Mansion Down
One day you're wiping up another child's barf as the nanny, then you're humping Tiger Woods on your wedding night, then you're chasing him down with a golf club and then you're bulldozing down the $12 million Florida mansion you bought with your $100 million divorce settlement. Elin Nordegren is truly living the gold digging dream! Tiger Woods wrecked his own house by sticking his wandering peen into the chocha of every Waffle House waitress in Florida and now Elin Nordegren has wrecked her own house the old-fashioned way.
TMZ says Elin bought the 9,000 square foot, 6 bedroom, 8 bathroom beachfront mansion in North Palm Beach for $12 million in March. Elin must be a disciple of Teresa Giudice's "living in a used house is gross" way of life, because she has torn it down and is planning to build her dream mansion complete with a gallery that will house the torn-off nutsacks of Tiger Woods, which was part of her settlement.
Isn't this sort of thing a regular sport for the one percent? Whatever. Elin Nordegren earned the right to be wasteful as shit and build a multimillion dollar museum to celebrate the achievements of her perfect gold digging game.
But really, this post was just an excuse to pay tribute to a future gold digger that dropped on my radar during last night's episode of Toddlers & Tiaras. I present to you....ALANA!
“I want monaaaaay! A dolla make me holla, honey boo-boo child!" is the first two sentences every young star in the money hungry universe should learn. Elin should honor the future of gold diggers by naming her mansion Honey Boo Boo Child.
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Right on guest! Couponers are Hoarders with OCD. everything lined up just so.
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
*awkwardly stands up*
Hi...my name is Vern, and I....I confess I am HYBMOTIZED by Toddlers & Tiaras. I can't look away....unless dance moms is on....
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
I'm all for extreme couponing but... GIVE SOME TO CHARITY. No one needs all that toilet paper, deodorant and dish soap. Everyone from Elin to coupon lady to Alana are all about ME ME ME.
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I'm waiting for the day when the kid gets as fat as her mom. The kid isn't even that cute.
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
Elin was nothing better than a prostitute selling her services on the pro golf service under the guise of "nanny" moving from one golfer to another until that nasty TW was dumb enough to marry her
glad to see her wasting her money; she'll be broke and back on the ho walk before it's all over
I love how the mom calls dish soap "The stuff you wash dishes with". WTF? I bet she can't even reach under her fat flaps to use the body deodorant she's stocked up on.
A family with all of their priorities wrong.
Dear Alana's mom,
No matter how many crowns and trophies your daughter wins, you are still fat and hideous. How you got a man to impregnate you in the first place is another mystery unto itself.
Imo couponers are really hoarders in disguise.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by LisaRose on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 1:41pm.
Nothing worse in my opinion is a brand new house. They're all made like crap. I can't imagine looking at this place knowing I can afford it and then knocking it down. Why can't the people who have the money know what to do with it?? :(
^^^^^^^^^^^^THIS. ALL OF IT.
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Nothing worse in my opinion is a brand new house. They're all made like crap. I can't imagine looking at this place knowing I can afford it and then knocking it down. Why can't the people who have the money know what to do with it?? :(
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If I were rich I would want a brand new house, too, but why didn't she just buy the property instead of an old house? Was all of the good property taken? It is very wasteful to buy a house just so you can tear it down.
I'm not even disgusted that she got all of that money for marrying/divorcing a rich guy. I'm more disgusted that Tiger got all of that money for playing golf. Life just isn't fair.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 12:46pm.
ok, how in the world did Alana win any pageant? I'm sorry kid, but you butt ugly. She looks like Wynonna Judd as a child.
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I was thinking she looks like a young Danny Bonaduce.
A study should be done to determine how many pageant moms are hideous fat-asses.
As for Elin's place, as much as I love being near water, that is awfully close in a hurricane-prone area.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 1:22pm.
LOL @ Irish and Whamo behaving like an old married couple.
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LOL! Mickey, I'm really really good at fake relationships, it's the other kind I need to work on:)
Tearing down a beautiful house to build a bigger one. Sweetheart, you live with two children and maybe a few staff. How much room do you need? Sickening.
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I remember when I was a kid, which was not THAT long ago, different things were valued. It was all about having fun and playing outdoors. I value those memories and would never give those up for anything. This "beauty queen" crap was profiled in People magazine (along with these Toddlers & Tiaras people). Many experts insist that this creates unnatural and unreasonable expectations for young girls.
The focus should be on ensuring these kids are healthy and ready for the world. Education and social skills should be instilled EARLY. This crap they are wasting time on is for Mom and Mom only. This is some deluded dream Mom had at some time.
Not to mention the fact that this family seems unhealthy and broke. Why spend so much money? I commend that pirate who first came up with that business idea. They charge the families an atrocious contest entry fee. Most of the time, the prize does not even equal the fee!
What disturbs me about T&T is the pedo's fappin to their tele's. Except of course in the case of Alana.
DO NOT PUT YOUR BALLS ON MY FACE UNLESS I'M SUCKING YOUR COCK! M.E. 07/11/11
And Honey Boo-Boo's momma & daddy better be stashing some money for therapy, that kid's gonna need it when reality sets in.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 1:23pm.
Submitted by Oxygen on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 1:02pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 12:52pm.
I have never in my life wanted to punch a six year old in the face but THIS little bitch. OMG!
And her walrus mother should be shot.
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lolololololololololloololololollol....OMG
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Sorry , but that little piece of trash is not only completely unedumacated for a 6 year old level, she's ugly as hell and needs to take a closer look at 'ma. That's your future kid. And obese OCD Q-PONer
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Sign, co-sign, notorized and filed at the courthouse!
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triple co-signed and engraved on the pyramids
T&T is an instant kid-hater for me; I no longer have to wait for them to become adults.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 1:23pm.
Submitted by Oxygen on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 1:02pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 12:52pm.
I have never in my life wanted to punch a six year old in the face but THIS little bitch. OMG!
And her walrus mother should be shot.
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lolololololololololloololololollol....OMG
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Sorry , but that little piece of trash is not only completely unedumacated for a 6 year old level, she's ugly as hell and needs to take a closer look at 'ma. That's your future kid. And obese OCD Q-PONer
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Sign, co-sign, notorized and filed at the courthouse!
Submitted by zachhcaz: Could the Coupon Queen get a scholarship for a goop cleanse? She's long on shit paper, but from the looks of her, the Jabba the Hut of Georgia hasn't had any use for TP in many a moon.
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Nor TOOTHPASTE!! OMG, those people were SO white trash. *smh*
Oh, and that other mother, the skinny one with the speech impediment child, the mom actually said she feels that SHE's the one on stage through her child.
Disgusting.
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Kiddo cheers at a gym where a "Toddlers and Tiaras" kid cheers. Miss THANG walked in modeling some hot pink and neon yellow ballerina cowgirl monstrosity and all the moms cooed how cute and adorable she was. ::VOMIT:: Those "T&T" people are effing INSANE and delusional (much like the Dallas dad who bought his daughter a $1.9 million mansion on White Rock Lake for her Sweet 16!).
That mom needs to turn her obsession from coupons to diet and exercise! And, way to raise an ignorant kid, mom!
Submitted by Oxygen on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 1:02pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 12:52pm.
I have never in my life wanted to punch a six year old in the face but THIS little bitch. OMG!
And her walrus mother should be shot.
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lolololololololololloololololollol....OMG
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Sorry , but that little piece of trash is not only completely unedumacated for a 6 year old level, she's ugly as hell and needs to take a closer look at 'ma. That's your future kid. And obese OCD Q-PONer.
Snowy, any fool dumb enough to buy Goopy's shit producer.
DO NOT PUT YOUR BALLS ON MY FACE UNLESS I'M SUCKING YOUR COCK! M.E. 07/11/11
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 1:20pm.
I don't understand these couponers? who needs that much TP?
You saw the mom didn't you? She probably eats and shits for sport.
I hate people. Toddlers and Tiaras reconfirms this factoid.
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
LOL @ Irish and Whamo behaving like an old married couple.
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Submitted by Callan on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 12:54pm.
Alana's mom should be spending the money she saves from couponing on motherfucking speech therapy for her kid instead of pageants.
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^THIS!
I don't understand these couponers? who needs that much TP?
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
ubmitted by Whamo: "OK Devils advocate....your first impression is to say WTF!!! but for all we know the house might have been a $12mil POS. with busted foundation, termite ravaged wood and cockroach infested cockroaches....maybe?"
I was thinking that, too! I know of a few McMansions that are very poorly constructed, with thin walls and those shitty hollow doors that a five year old can kick through.
My sister's ex bought a house built in the 1930s with real solid plaster and lathe walls, stone fireplace, copper piping, etc. It wasn't big, but it was well-constructed. Cool in the summer, warm in the winter, etc. The layout of the rooms and their proportions -- just way the house flowed was so nice and gentle.
It was smaller, but I'd rather live there than any big new house.
That family is hideous.
A hurricane is just going to knock down this cunt's new home anyway.
I actually think this little girl is adorable. Props to her mom... if she can save that much money she can spend it on her daughter's happiness/strange hobby. And she's got the right attitude: money will get her up and out of living next to the train tracks!
Also, I would bulldoze my house too if I felt like I couldn't live there and had a ton of money. Who knows... it probably was Tiger's design and she cosigned on it because she had to. Now she can knock that bitch down, get some more sweet revenge, and build whatever the fuck she wants.
Instead of counting coupons that bitch should be counting weight watchers points. But really, this is just her hobby until she can start pimping out her daughter for real.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 1:13pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 1:03pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 12:55pm.
OK Devils advocate....your first impression is to say WTF!!! but for all we know the house might have been a $12mil POS. with busted foundation, termite ravaged wood and cockroach infested cockroaches....maybe?
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Um, excuse me but part of our relationship contract stipulates you always agree with me.
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And thus began the most successful fake relationship in the history of the world :)
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Wooooo we.. That is one ugly lil motherfucker right there. And her momma got ass too.
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That Elin ONLY got $100 million says to me she is no gold-digger, because she should have gotten alot more, considering that alot of his endorsement deals were partially linked to him being a family man with a loving wife and family.
He shattered that image and although she certiaily does not need that much money, she certainly could have fought him in courts for more and ran to every TV show worldwide to trash his ass.
Plus, he probably gave her herpes.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 1:03pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 12:55pm.
OK Devils advocate....your first impression is to say WTF!!! but for all we know the house might have been a $12mil POS. with busted foundation, termite ravaged wood and cockroach infested cockroaches....maybe?
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Um, excuse me but part of our relationship contract stipulates you always agree with me.
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Re: That unfortunate-looking child.
Let's all say this together: "Beauty" pageants (esp the kiddie ones) have nothing to do with beauty.
Your kid wins a trophy at a pageant? Pffft. If your kid wins a Gap Kids modeling contract I will be impressed. Those kids are gorgeous. The pageant kids are nothing special with a buttload of makeup and expensive props. I'm sure 90% are just going along with the program until they're old enough to get knocked up.
HAHA! JINXED times THREE!
I thought He-Man Arms sHEree said that shit about not living in a "used" house!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
There should be a law against child beauty pageants. On the other hand, I feel like a decent mother in comparison.
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JINX.
Well, let's be fair. Elin tearing down that house has probably created plenty of jobs. Seriously, the demolition and cleanup, plus the new construction and decorating, landscaping, etc., has probably given a boost to that area.
Gotta agree with whoever said she isn't your typical gold digger. I think she thought she was married to the one nice athlete and he really fucked her over.
Besides, I'm sure she's paying someone to tear it down. That's good for the economy!
Elin just created a whole shit load of bulldozing, construction, carpentry, building, plumbing, electrical, waste removal, roofing, siding work in one fell swoop.
Thank you for helping the economy, Elin!
say yes to the dress & cake boss are good tlc shows. watched sister wives once okay twice. :O
but t&t is so disturbing.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Regarding that kid's mom.
being fat is the LEAST of her problems. she's ugly enough to stop a whole showroom of watches.
her teef look made out of butter and her hair looks like dryer lint. One can lose weight, but the only way to lose that level of ugly is to die and start to decompose.
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Oh I just watched the video. The only good part was where the kid was kind of slapping herself in the face, but for me, it just wasn't hard enough.
Oh well.
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cant wait to verbally slap this hideous little troll when ordering fries and a coke.
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 12:55pm.
OK Devils advocate....your first impression is to say WTF!!! but for all we know the house might have been a $12mil POS. with busted foundation, termite ravaged wood and cockroach infested cockroaches....maybe?
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Um, excuse me but part of our relationship contract stipulates you always agree with me.
God almightly, how are we going to live like this if you don't follow The Rules!
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