Thursday, January 5th 2012

Afternoon Crumbs

Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz make their first red carpet appearance together and his hand is slowly making its way toward her chichi - Just Jared

Can't Kristen Wiig just do the Bridesmaids sequel as her Tiny Hands character? - Lainey Gossip

This rumor actually makes me miss Kevin Spacey was Lex Luthor - The Superficial

Adrianne Curry gifts her followers with her 2005 chichis - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

This shoulder pads list needs way more Joan Collins - The Berry

Jeremy Renner got fucked up in Phuket - Celebitchy

The Empress of Lucite shows Courtney Stodden how casual elegance is really done - Hollywood Tuna

I don't know what's scarier: Gary Busey's jaws of death or Ted Haggard's manufactured happiness - Towleroad

Vanessa Hudgens is killing me softly with her UGGs - Popoholic

Drew Barrymore is going for marriage number three - Popsugar

The twee-est divorce in history is officially on - ICYDK

Excuse me while I go and join the Julia Sugarbaker's Ghost 4 President campaign - OMG Blog

Why is the girl with the dragon tattoo pissing on art? - The Daily What

Add this one to your foot fetish file - Hollywood Rag

Hopefully Bradley Cooper's beard has shaving cream in that bag - Celebslam

Meryl Streep looks beautiful (served with zero percent bitchiness) - SOW

Yes, these are some ugly ass waterbeds but I'd still wrestle a silver fox on each and every one of them - Cityrag

Memaw Timberlake spills the tea, doesn't give a fuck while doing so - I'm Not Obsessed

Posted by: Michael K


Sorry, but my pocket boyfriend Jeremy, did not get fucked up. He may have gotten fucked up from boozing and Thai hookers, BUT he wasn't in the actual fight.

As for that being Adrienne Curry's "vacation photos" RIGHT! I know when I go on vacation, I love to get naked and sun myself on the most uncomfortable place with a railing rammed up my ass. What an attention seeking dumb ass.

Dr. Dick's picture

I have always found Meryl to be beautiful. Admittedly, it may be because she has talent and class and doesn't act like an idiot.

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

Daniel Craig prefers pinga, not stinkfish.

Daniee's picture

Lainey is a certifiable cunt with a major chip on her shoulder....no idea why anyone still reads her diarrhea.

Hahaha, so much for Racheal bragging about never having cosmetic work. She is a face full of Sculptra/polylactic acid and Restylane fillers here.

BernardProfitendieu's picture

a shoulderpad spread without Klaus Nomi?!?

that's just wrong.

VitaminF's picture

Rachel Weiz is looking very 'Madonna' in the face! Another one bites the dust....

Shauna Sand went from ridiculous to absurd... although I will say I saw a girl today that was wearing super tight skinny jeans and Shauna's fuck me stilettos...hot look!

skabazzle's picture

God, Lainey is annoying. I thought I was going to read about Bridesmaids and then she launches into a tirade about The Help.

I'm surprised Drew Barrymore is only on marriage #3. I'd have thought she'd be on 4 or 5 by now.

Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!

luvmehateme's picture

Barrymore won't make it down the aisle. This I promise. An art consultant? Way too normal for her.

Tom Green
Fabrizio Moretti
Justin Long
Luke WIlson

this broad is ALL over the place.
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caffeinecrazed's picture

I'm sick of hearing about some Fortune 500 baby piss and moan about everything, she should just STFU and be grateful.Anyway, Rachel Weisz is beautiful.

Rachel Weisz is pregnant or had her face filled up.

TexnDoc's picture

The Queen of Shoulders was Joan Crawford and how dare they leave her off. Joan told Johnny Carson when she was auditioning for Mildred Pierce she had to wear a frumpy waitress dressand the director shouted "take off those pads!" and Crawford took off her blouse and the director said "oh god she is built like that".

The Sunshine Gang's picture

That doesn't look like Rachel Weisz...

Twat Muffin's picture

I would so totally tap Daniel Craig -- I love guys with blue eyes!!!!!!!

WithinReason...'s picture

Rachel Weizs & Merryl Streep look amazing.
Love Melissa McCarthy in Bridesmaids (though all the women were hilarious)
Feel sorry for Gary Busey. He knows they're makin' fun of him & he runs with it, but he well understands all the joking is at his expense...

Yes, Ms. Sugarbaker, no arguments here, you speak the TRUTH!

"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK

sweet_b's picture

Why are they doing a sequel to Bridesmaids...the movie was funny so don't fuck it up by doing a sequel. And yea I commend Kristen too b/c a lot of people would have just taken the money and made the movie anywway.

WinterOwl22's picture

So Kristen is not writing the Bridesmaids sequel? That means it's most likely going to suck. I commend her on not accepting the $$. Most people wouldn't walk away from that.

The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!

Also why isn't Rachel getting more award buzz this year? The Whistleblower was fantastic and she gave a very strong performance

Rachel Weise is so fucking beautiful. I think she is the only woman I am legit sexually attracted to. Though I also have a think for Catherine Zeta and Nigella Lawson so I think I have a type LOL

elmo533's picture

Proof that the Timberlake stories is mostly made up: his grandma is from Memphis. She would have "mama" or "Mother" when referring to Justin's mom, not "mum". Just thought I'd point that out.

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Bizzarelife's picture

I adore the character of Julia Sugarbaker. Strong woman, forceful. However, she was still pretty modern and had a kindness.

The state of the political race is saddening. With Santorum and Romney, and all the other GOP crazies, I worry. The rights of women are truly at risk, and I just hope all women understand this!

On a side note, I love Rachel Weisz! What a lovely lady.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Christ in Chex Mix, she's pretty.

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