Reunited And It Smells Like Ass Sex

January 4, 2012 / Posted by:

Sinead O’Connor’s marriage to Barry Herridge quickly fell into a coma on her honeymoon night when she dragged his ass to a Las Vegas crackhouse looking for the good shit. Shit was a little awkward since Barry is a drug counselor (Note to self: Ask your new husband if he’s a drug counselor before you drag him to a crackhouse on your honeymoon night) and so they went their separate ways. But just like the feeling in my no-no when I sprinkle a little salt on it, Barry has come back to Sinead and she Tweeted about their reunion last night. WARNING: Reading Sinead’s Tweets could cause your brain to wall slide against your skull, because this reads like it was written by a horny, handless caveman with a concussion on his head (or by Courtney Love):

Spent beautiful evening of love making with nine other than husband! Who turned up angelically we decided to be boyfriend and girlfriend

guess whohad a mad love making affair with her own husband last night?

Yay!!! we decided to be boyfriend and girlfriend again an stay married but we did rush so we gonna return to b friend g friend

an be sickenly happy an go counsellin an move in in like a yr like regular people.. but stay married an we all in love an fuck every other

motherufcker who dont like it.. so me all happy!! me love me hubby.. he love me… fuck who no like it.. God is good!

so sinead got laid!!!

an all well.

yay!!! me husband is a big hairy cave man an came to claim me with his club : ) and now im in cave-land.. yay!! we both go panto!

In Sinead’s defense, Barry most likely easied her difficult brown last night and the spasms from her culo veins shot up to her fingers leaving them numb. And she was stoned into another dimension. Both of those things are the signs of true true love.

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