Reunited And It Smells Like Ass Sex
Sinead O'Connor's marriage to Barry Herridge quickly fell into a coma on her honeymoon night when she dragged his ass to a Las Vegas crackhouse looking for the good shit. Shit was a little awkward since Barry is a drug counselor (Note to self: Ask your new husband if he's a drug counselor before you drag him to a crackhouse on your honeymoon night) and so they went their separate ways. But just like the feeling in my no-no when I sprinkle a little salt on it, Barry has come back to Sinead and she Tweeted about their reunion last night. WARNING: Reading Sinead's Tweets could cause your brain to wall slide against your skull, because this reads like it was written by a horny, handless caveman with a concussion on his head (or by Courtney Love):
Spent beautiful evening of love making with nine other than husband! Who turned up angelically we decided to be boyfriend and girlfriendguess whohad a mad love making affair with her own husband last night?
Yay!!! we decided to be boyfriend and girlfriend again an stay married but we did rush so we gonna return to b friend g friend
an be sickenly happy an go counsellin an move in in like a yr like regular people.. but stay married an we all in love an fuck every other
motherufcker who dont like it.. so me all happy!! me love me hubby.. he love me... fuck who no like it.. God is good!
so sinead got laid!!!
an all well.
yay!!! me husband is a big hairy cave man an came to claim me with his club : ) and now im in cave-land.. yay!! we both go panto!
In Sinead's defense, Barry most likely easied her difficult brown last night and the spasms from her culo veins shot up to her fingers leaving them numb. And she was stoned into another dimension. Both of those things are the signs of true true love.
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Even if Sinead isn't a gayelle, she may want to try to re-wire her nether-region preferences to go along with her look. She'd get mobbed the the dykes in certain bars. Hell, she looks dykier than any dyke I personally know.
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And we are sure that this guy isn't gay?
Sinead, I hope that you are happy, I really do.
Indiscreet, embarrassing and cray-cray.
she looks like buster bluth in that picture.
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I think I was better off not knowing what's actually going on in her brain.
I wonder how her kids are doing.
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that bitch cray!
I hope she's too old to have any more children!
Submitted by agirl on Wed, 01/04/2012 - 2:23pm.
"Spent beautiful evening of love making with nine other than husband!"
NINE other than husband? Well, it happens to all of us, but I'll bet she is sore in all of her holes down there now.
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She's like the Tiger Woods of Irish chanteuses.
alright in all seriousness, I hope she gets well. I like her, despite her absolute batshit nuttery. just stay on those meds, girl.
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Oh my god, here we go again. *sighs* Hopefully her four kiddies don't know how to operate the internet. She's harmless, though, and I do hope for their genuine happiness. Craycray coming out strong so far in 2012.
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Too much information. For someone who has claimed to not like the spotlight, she sure tries to keep herself in it.
They're in love and working it out, yeah! Maybe more marriages can be saved with the difficult brown.
"motherufcker who dont like it.. so me all happy!! me love me hubby.. he love me... fuck who no like it.. God is good!"
awesome.
Crazy people need dick, too, I suppose. Hope it works out for her. She doesn't bug me, at least she is genuine
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 01/04/2012 - 12:32pm.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 01/04/2012 - 12:31pm.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 01/04/2012 - 10:26am.
OMG LOOK AT HER RIGHT HAND!!!!!!! It looks like a dragon's claw!
Imagine that giving you a handjob.
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Well, if I had a dick, it might.
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LMFAO!!!!!!! Too much!
We just need a "Difficult Brown" tag because any time I read any term for "anal sex" I replace it with the term "difficult brown".
Yup! She's batshit crayzeeeeee
"Spent beautiful evening of love making with nine other than husband!"
NINE other than husband? Well, it happens to all of us, but I'll bet she is sore in all of her holes down there now.
Scary use of the written word called English.
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And he's a therapist? Being with her is a busman's holiday for him.
She sounds Majah-drama-queen. She is Hot Sex or Drugged Circus, you never know which Sinead you're gonna get. Her tweets and writing are ROFL! Even her typos make sense!!
hahaha Love it... and so does Barry!
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This is why Twitter is the DEVIL'S handiwork!
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LOVE HER
e is a hellava drug
This is what happens to Irish people when they sober up.
Wait, are we sure this isn't just two of those tatter headed Willis girls playing an elaborate joke?
Submitted by TequilaTax on Wed, 01/04/2012 - 11:41am.
I wonder if her kids have started calling him "Daddy" yet.
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TT - she as four kids by four different fathers and several abortions from even more fathers. "Daddy" is kind of a confusing phrase in her house! For someone who hate the Catholic Church for not allowing women to use birth control, she has an apalling record of it herself!
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by mike on Wed, 01/04/2012 - 12:31pm.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 01/04/2012 - 10:26am.
OMG LOOK AT HER RIGHT HAND!!!!!!! It looks like a dragon's claw!
Imagine that giving you a handjob.
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Imagine her drooling out of that underbite while doing it, too. 'huh huh' *slurp*
Submitted by mike on Wed, 01/04/2012 - 12:31pm.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 01/04/2012 - 10:26am.
OMG LOOK AT HER RIGHT HAND!!!!!!! It looks like a dragon's claw!
Imagine that giving you a handjob.
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Well, if I had a dick, it might.
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 01/04/2012 - 10:26am.
OMG LOOK AT HER RIGHT HAND!!!!!!! It looks like a dragon's claw!
Imagine that giving you a handjob.
Aw for Christ's sake. SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!!
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My "give a fuck" is still broken but my "go fuck yourself" is fully functional.
Whatever she's on, I want some. I feel bad for her kids if her tweets are any indication of how batshit crazy she acts in person.
I was just about to have my long-awaited mixed salad with blue cheese dressing when I read MK's caption. O LORD, why dost thou mock me?
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He's not a very good drug counselor is he?
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what is a panto, and how do you go from husband and wife to boyfriend and girlfriend, and why didn't you just do that in the first place. O_o
WTF is wrong with HIM???!!!??? GAH!!!!
Her poor, poor kids. The bullying they must go through at school (if they are school age) must be terrible.
I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!
Her mouth makes her look a bit challenged in the head.
She is batshit. But that being said, Marriage has fucked up more relationships than reality TV.
Nothing compares to Ur twitter Sinead.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
Cue Ball is a crazy little leprechaun. Andrew Dice Clay needs to come an insult her ass back to the Stone Age.
I wonder if her kids have started calling him "Daddy" yet.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Hahahahahahaha!!!!! This is the first thing I read this morning and I'm still laughing my ass off!
She is so batshit crazy it's comical! Keep it comin' Sinead!
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
this is turning into a good bedside poetry read, it's one of those raw love stories like Dreamboat Doherty and Kate, Amy Whino and Blaaake, you feel dirty but can't look away,
If you must, tell us you are back with you're husband. But pls don't tell us the details. This woman is EWW all over, what's the matter with her? She looks like she's trying to hang on to the one thing that made her- the bold nothing compares era. I really think she's no there.. and nt in a see a counsellor not there, as in a few stars short of a galaxy completely out of touch from too much acid- lohan style.
So his family gave him his balls back so he can be free to sleep with Sinead? That was...um...rather nice(?) of them.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
So, are they going to be boyfriend & girlfriend? The suspense is killing me!
Her hubby is one hot potato (head).
...and this is a prime example of why Twitter is one of the worst inventions ever in history.