Apparently, there’s such a thing as a mild case of kidney failure and Nick Cannon’s got it. I guess Nick’s kidney hasn’t completely went the way of his music career (aka died a fast death), but it’s just lying there, paralyzed and has temporarily forgotten how to form emotions. Sort of like Mimi’s twins when they glance at this portrait hanging over her Hello Kitty bathtub.
Nick had a kidney situation while the two were spreading their cheese in Aspen (see the foolery below) and is now laid up in a hospital bed. And in true Mimi fashion, she jumped into the hospital bed and forced some tortured nurse to take a picture for her Twitter followers. That nurse now knows how to take a picture while trying hard to control her eyeballs from instinctively rolling out of their sockets. Mimi posted this long ass message with the precious portrait:
Please pray for Nick as he’s fighting to recover from a mild kidney failure.
This is us in the hospital – role reversal; Last year it was me attached to the machines (after having dembabies) and Nick was there with me through it, and now here we are.
We’re trying to be as festive as possible under the circumstances but please keep Nick in your thoughts because this is very painful. They tried to kick me out of the hospital but here I am pon de bed with Mr. C.
We’re doing OK but we’re “straaaaaanded in Aspen”. #DramaticDivaPlace (I know, we could be in a lot worse places) but the truth is as long as we’re together, we’re OK. I’m not trying to make light out of the situation because it’s a serious moment that’s very tough on all of us so please keep us and our family in your prayers. LYM.
Nick must have the sicks in a serious way, because his facial expression is brought to us by the letters FML. Or maybe Nick’s feeling the pain inside something extra, because his kidney has more than mildly failed after Mimi put that assholian hat on his head for this picture. It’ll be okay. That bitch Kero Kero Keroppi owes Mimi, so I’m sure he’s good for a kidney.