Huge Whore Calls Huge Whore A Huge Whore

Because selling whipped cream vodka with that dead slut baby voice of hers isn’t enough to pay her barber bill, Amber Rose has pulled out the names of Kim Kuntrashian and Kanye West from the past and dropped them into a probably paid interview she did with Star Magazine (via Radar). The brand new information Amber Rose spilled out about Kim will force you into a state of frozen shock and the only way you’ll be able to snap out of it is with a splash of cold piss to the face. So keep a medical team and a full urostomy bag on hand before you go any further.

The Susan Powter of video hos says that Kim is a homewrecking whore slut skank trollop who had a lot to do with her split from Kanye. After reading that sentence, you probably blacked out and woke up a few seconds later with sore muscles, the scent of bladder juice on your face and a medical professional blinding you in the eyes with a flashlight while telling you you’re going to be okay. It’s that shocking! And brace yourself for some more:

Amber on Kim: “Kim is one of the main reasons why me and Kanye are not together. She’s a home wrecker!”

Amber on how Gay Fish cheated on her with Kim and Kim cheated on Reggie Bush with Gay Fish: “They were both cheating, They were both cheating on me and Reggie with each other.”

Amber on how Kim lured Gay Fish in with the siren song coming out of her asshole: “She was sending pictures, and I was like, ‘Kim, just stop. Don’t be that person. I thought at least she’d be woman enough to respond to me. She never responded. It’s very important that us women stick together and we don’t fuck each other over like that.”

Amber on how Kim’s dick stealing ways led her to true love: “I want to thank her. Because if she was never a homewrecker, then I never would have met Wiz, and I wouldn’t be as happy as I am now.”

So let’s see, according to Amber, Kanye is a selfish, douche hole of used litter and Kim is a selfish, shameless whore bag. There are literally millions of pieces of proof that is Kanye is a douche and Kim is a greedy slut, but I never truly believed it until it came out of Amber Rose’s mouth. So thank you, Amber. You can stop fucking that chicken named OBVIOUS and saddle off.