Hot Slut Of The Day!

January 4, 2012 / Posted by:

By popular demand, I bring you the new goddess of Mob Wives BIG ANG! With the laugh of Herman Munster, the talking voice of Ma from Ma’s Roadhouse, the natural femininity of one of those dudes from Work It, the tits of San Diego’s San Onofre plant and the lips of a gorilla’s anus, Big Ang has quickly become the most beautiful woman (???) in reality television. Who knew that the new face of a beauty would be something that looks like it was made by Dr. Frankenstein out of Mickey Rourke’s old face skin, a lip graft from Donatella Versace, a gizzard from a toxic chicken, gallons of antifreeze and four drops of the man jizz Chyna’s clit peen ejaculates when she pins a ho down.

I mean, just look at her beautifully sculpted nose. Big Ang’s got two uncut dicks for nostrils. If you miniaturized yourself, you could fuck her nostrils while holding onto her rock hard cheeks. If that doesn’t make you instantly fall in love with her (???), then this clip of her talking about getting a new face in the Ukraine will:

Oh, Big Ang, if I could hug you, I would. But I’m pretty sure that if I did that, you’d strangle me with your lips, decapitate me with your teeth and then stuff my head into your chest with the heads of your other victims. I’m in love!

via Buzzfeed

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