The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 4th!

Are You There God? It's Me, Marcus. - Tyroan

Runners-up:

"...and what we have here, chefs, is the West Hollywood version of the Brie wheel. It's called the Fromunda wheel and it's a very pungent cheese. Like the Brie wheel, you know when this wheel is ready to be gobbled up when you see the warm, creamy center begin to flow...which it looks like we are seconds away from witnessing!" - KimmyG

Eenie Meenie Miney Moe.Catch a bear cub while mid-blow.If he can't breathe, let him go. Eenie Meenie Miney Moe. - Jenn F

127 Hours: The Real Story. - snowpiece

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

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Submitted by Drew on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 9:00am.

@Tyroan: So perfect, lol.

Submitted by notreallyworking on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 1:31pm.

The New Kids On The Block reunion tour picked up right from where it left off.

"Put a needle in my hand, I'm a regular Victor Van Gogh"

Dinosaur Bob

Submitted by KimmyG on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 12:54pm.

Congrats Tyroan, Jenn and snowpiece! I am WAY too excited to have been chosen as runner up and grateful to be in such good company! Thanks for picking mine, MK :-)

Submitted by guruXen on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 12:39pm.

Hah! Nice. Congrats, Tyroan, and everyone.

Submitted by Hippo P. on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 11:22am.

Tyroan- so simple, so good. And uncharacteristically clean for Dlisted! (Well, as long as you don't look at the picture.)

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Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 10:17am.

Congrats, Tyroan!
Wtg, Kimmy, Jen and my SnowPeePee♥ - You make a mama proud!

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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.

Submitted by Deb on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 9:57am.

Congrats to the winnahs! Snowy! YESSSSSS!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Tyroan on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 9:41am.

I'm still LOLing at Kimmy, Jenn, and Snowy... and pleased just to be mentioned in such good company!

Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 8:43am.

Tyroan, congrats, man!!

Submitted by Oxygen on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 8:23am.

Woot Woot...Congrats to all you slores!!! LMAO

Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 7:36am.

Congrats Tyroan, KimmyG, Jenn, and ♥♥♥snowbag.

Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 7:32am.

Frickin excellence up in here. Congrats Tyroan (dies), KimmyG, Jenn F and my main ho SNOWAAAAAY♥!!

My sides hurt from laughing at all the hilarious captions in this thread.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 7:29am.

Congrats to Tyroan, KimmyG, JennF & snowpiece. Bet it took MK a while to decide. Many, many funny captions!

Submitted by guest on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 7:20am.

Bwhaaaaa y'all! Snowho! xoxo

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 7:18am.

thanks MK♥ and everyone♥♥♥♥, cograts to Ty, Kimmy and Jenn, good ones!
LOL Breaky, IDK, that shit just popped in my head, it looked like the movie ad

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Submitted by Foreskin Salsa on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 7:03am.

Congrats to everyone! A bunch of funny captions!

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 7:03am.

haha! Very funny winners! Congrats!

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Submitted by parkerj on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 6:46am.

Tyroan.. that was perfect! LMAO!!

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 6:34am.

LMFAO at Tyroan!!!! hahahahahaa Congrats to all the winners... all were very funny!

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 6:32am.

cuntgratz EVERYBODY and to Snowphace too I guess I think..

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Submitted by OurMissC on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 6:32am.

Congrats winners! Yay snowy!

OURMISSCunt - per the inimitable suckandfuck, 12-23-11.

Submitted by Vern on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 6:26am.

These captions were Fupatastic!!!!!!

*rubs Snooooowwwwwphat's belly for good luck*

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"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011

Submitted by daisy100 on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 6:17am.

Congrats winners!!
Yay snowy!!

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 6:10am.

Congrats to the winners!

hopiece: yours had me dying and I don't even really know why!

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Guess the Kardashian bitches did take Lamaze classes.

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Anyone up for a little head???

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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 01/04/2012 - 11:07pm.

A postcard from the edge: "Bear Island is not all it's cracked up to be!"

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Submitted by LayLow on Wed, 01/04/2012 - 11:06pm.

Bears will do anything to protect a cub.

Submitted by mouthylegs on Wed, 01/04/2012 - 9:53pm.

It took a lot of guts to take that picture. One might say a lot of balls, even.

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Submitted by ritzyroxie on Wed, 01/04/2012 - 9:43pm.

A tree grows in Brooklyn, and a bear flower blooms in The Castro.

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Submitted by Vern on Wed, 01/04/2012 - 9:35pm.

I Gunterestimated you.

*chanting as always*
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Submitted by Vern on Wed, 01/04/2012 - 9:33pm.

Real Housebears of Athens.

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"A star is Porn"

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Submitted by Snaileggs on Wed, 01/04/2012 - 9:28pm.

Did Travolta accidentally slip right into the middle of a Care Bear Stare again?