Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

January 4, 2012 / Posted by:

He’s a big movie star. She’s had one really major role, and is already booked for half a dozen new projects. You probably already know that they are dating. What you may not know are the facts behind the pairing. It’s a public relations set up. She is bisexual. He is gay. In fact, his ex-wife left him because she found him in bed with another guy! But for now, together, these two attractive actors make for crazed paparazzi and great photo ops. Well, that is, at least until their contract expires in a couple of months. (Blind Gossip)

Bradley Cooper & Zoe Saldana? That question mark has a slight squint on it, because Zoe Saldana has had more than one really major role. The bitch gave a breakthrough COGS-worthy (Critics Choice, Oscar, Golden Globes, SAG Awards) performance in the art house masterpiece Crossroads. We shouldn’t disrespect her like that.

And you know, we should have contracts for all kinds of relationships not just the beardy ones. It would be so much easier if I knew the exact date I was going to get dumped instead of it creeping up on me. The worst is when you’ve just had your ass crack waxed thinking you’re going to get some and the bitch dumps you that day. You’re left with a broken heart and a sexy time-ready ass crack that’s not going to get sexy anytime soon.

Which popular singing duo has decided to no longer appear on their gay pal’s talk show in order to appease their religious fans? The entertainers were flooded with hate mail from their goody-two-shoes followers who clearly don’t approve of the TV personality’s sexual preference. (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

Ellen DeGeneres and Sugarland?

Which male star from The Hills has a new boyfriend who pays him a very nice monthly allowance. (CDAN)

Stephanie Pratt.

She was really big back in the 1980′s and then her career dropped off in the 90′s. She has a steady, cult fan base who she keeps in contact with on a regular basis. Her fans keep her spirits up, even though she’s obsessed with her own fame and image. This is probably why she meets at least one fan a week for a ‘hook-up.’ (BuzzFoto)

I really wish this was born again Christian Vanity, because I am definitely a fan and I’d definitely hook-up with her. And by hook-up I mean roll around in her collection of silk negligees while she told me stories about how fucked up Prince is.

My real guess is Debbie Gibson?

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