Afternoon Crumbs

Either Becks is stuffed or he’s got nuts bigger than Posh’s lollipop head – Towleroad

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are probably totally completely maybe engaged – Lainey Gossip

Demi Moore put the skills she learned during all her bikini bathroom iPhone shoots to good use for Harper’s Bazaar – The Berry

Isn’t wheelchair porn the main reason why most marriages end? – The Superficial

Crispy Ronaldo’s tweezer holder sexes up a staircase in Esquire – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

That dude hired to guard JWoww of all hos must be wondering when it all went wrong – Hollywood Tuna

Why did I think this was an old picture of Chrissy Crocker? – Popsugar

Blind item solved! Mario Lopez is marrying the Grinch’s face double – Just Jared

How nice of Selena Gomez to pick Justin Bieber up a Happy Meal – Popoholic

Taylor Momsen’s raccoon eyes and Brit Brit’s old weave somehow made their way onto Reese Witherspoon – Celebitchy

I hear that Barbara Walters does this exact move when Elisabeth Hasselcrack tries to cut her off – The Daily What

We’re living in a world where a mutated herp sore in a weave has made over $1 billion in 6 years – ICYDK

Official announcement that Fergie has been fired from the Black Eyed Peas and replaced by this lady in 3..2…. – Videogum

Pugapalooza! – Cityrag

Victoria Silvstedt looking as naturally gorgeous as ever – Celebslam

Someone named Max and someone named Michelle went sailing – Hollywood Rag

James Franco is a novelist now – I’m Not Obsessed