Ryan Gosling Is Really Good At Not Drawing Attention To Himself
Where there's a Ryan Gosling covering his face with a Famous Monsters Magazine, there's a Joyce DeWitt look-alike who's trying to strap herself to his carry-on so he has no choice but to take her on a sky ride of love.
So yeah, Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes are still nibbling on each other's wet parts and suddenly they're all coy about it. Ryan and Eva spent their New Year's in NYC together, and when they showed up at JFK and arrived at LAX yesterday, they both had their faces covered like my one-night tricks when they leave my apartment in broad daylight. (Or like my family members preparing themselves for the rancid scent of invisible butt smoke when I reached for a fourth piece of pistachio cake at Christmas Day lunch.)
Either these whores have a spray of herp sores on their mouths or they're turning on the STUNT QUEEN moves for the holidays. Eva Mendes is really acting like the camera flashes down give her life and like she didn't e-mail all the paps her exact itinerary. Bitch, give George Costanza his hat back and get over yourself.
Although...if I was walking around with some dude wearing a trucker hat and the year wasn't 2003, I'd probably cover my mug out of embarrassment too.
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I like Ryan but he has the absolute worst taste in jackets...he insists on wearing either outdated, nerdy or manboy jackets all of the time. I really don't think he is an attention whore. He has done mostly indie flicks and has been getting loads of attention over the past 5 years or so for his talent and hard working attitude. Everyone in the industry respects this guy. He is still trying his best and seems to love what his does. I'm sure he is sick of hearing about himself as well.
i miss when gosling was just a baby bird who was cute and quirky and nobody really cared all that much about him. now everyone is trying to make him into the next clooney, and it seems like he can't stand it and neither can anybody else. bring back baby goose!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 9:20am.
I recently watched Crazy, Stupid Love and he is so fucking annoying... and she is NOT HOT at all... boring, party of two.
Worst movie ever! Although really it's more of a chick flick I guess...I can't complain too much though...I got lucky afterwards.
Eva Mendes needs to go incognito and cover her face ?? bitch please when was the last time she was in a movie?? nobody gives a shit about her I cant believe how much she covered herself up. Jeez you and that Paris ho...we do not care.
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
When you're a celebrity you can use an old Famous Monsters mag as a sun shade or toilet paper. Assholes.
I used to love his ugly ass, but Eva Mendez?!
"hey girl..."
"Fuck OFF."
the paps are all time at LAX
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I wish he would keep his face covered. His eyes are almost close enough to shake hands.
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As useless as a saggy pair of tits
I thought that was Cindy Williams filming a new episode of "Laverne and Shirley".
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Is this bitch actually trying to match his shoes to his bag like a 60's housewife?
I would and then take his bag....
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and Eva, too, but she can keep her bag.
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Ryan Gosling gives me major attention whore dbag vibes.
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
I have no reason to suspect this is a fake relationship and yet, it screams totally fake relationship. And I'm not saying that as a deluded fangirl. I could take or leave this guy.
I don't get this guy, he is so generic looking and boring.
It was revealed on CDAN yesterday that TATER HEAD is dating ZAC EFRON....HOW did she snag HIM?
I know it sounds super shallow, but yeesh, she is fucking HEINOUS.
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Meh...I did like him in Lars and the Real Girl mind you, an odd quirky film but I liked it anyway.
does someone call the photogs to alert them that these people will be at a certain airport at a certain time ? and then they act like they want to be left alone ? I'm naive about this shit.
what, do the paparazzi stalk the airports 24/7, hoping to get lucky ?
@tojo - TATER HEAD!!!!!!! Maybe he should date Rumer Willis.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 9:20am
*sits on Jacko to shut him up*
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
WHAT? NO VIENETTA????????
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 9:23am.
Seriously, what is the big deal about Ryan Gosling? He isn't that good looking and has a weird shaped head.
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Man...he is HOT!!!
Pistachio cake, huh. Aren't you adventurous. I always stuck with Tierra misu (?) and that was very hit-or-miss. Once it came as a cake in a bowl with cream on top sprinkled with something (deconstructed I think fancy chefs call it) but it was the best.
Seriously, what is the big deal about Ryan Gosling? He isn't that good looking and has a weird shaped head. Plus he's boning icky Eva Mendez who has zero talent and a worse personality.
I recently watched Crazy, Stupid Love and he is so fucking annoying... and she is NOT HOT at all... boring, party of two.
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lol @ mk's silent but deadlies.
Wth are they doing? RG = not hot irl pics.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
LEAVE MY RYAN ALONE!
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Excuse me, who is Ryan Gosling that he thinks anyone cares that much about photographing him???
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Isn't that the mom from that Arrested Development television show? Anyway, let me cover my face, it will render their pictures useless.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
meh...he never did it for me...
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