Panty Creamer Of The Morning: Enrique Iglesias In St. Barts
For some of your asses, it's your first day back in cubicle purgatory after a long weekend of lying gut down on your sofa while sucking down a post-Christmas daiquiri (ingredients: leftover Christmas candy of all kinds, the cheap wine your cheap uncle brought to dinner and the perfume from The Dollar Tree that your cheap uncle's wife gave you as a gift) through a straw, so maybe these pictures of some Iglesias nipples will help to soothe your third hangover of 2012. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Michael, I like my Iglesias nipples well-aged and seasoned. Dáme Julio!", then I just have to say, "MOM! Put down your iPad and let's never subliminally speak about Iglesias nipples again."
Whenever I think of Enrique, I think of that beautiful brown face dingle that a possum gnawed off a few years ago after he spread a little queso on it. I still miss that succulent face nipple. I hope he kept it. Actually, since Enrique always goes on about his hamster peen, I hope he attached that mole to the end of his toddler dick to give him more girth. Enrique is mole-ed for Anna Kournikova's pleasure.
Hamster peen? Does Anna need a microscope to find it?
He gets more friggin' gorgeous all the time - body is more manly - damn! Beautiful.
He gets more friggin' gorgeous all the time - body is more manly - damn! Beautiful.
Submitted by Solaera on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 11:56am.
Submitted by soapopera4cam on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 9:00am.
am i the only one excited or gives a damn that she's preggers with their child?
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I care. I thought she looked duffed up!
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Me three. I actually like these two together. They're both gorgeous, keep their lives private, and don't give me douchey vibes. I think Anna would look HOT pregnant.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 1:32pm.
he never did much for me. but he is aging far better than his dad. he looks good enough to eat in those photos though. and even if he has a micropeen, perhaps he keeps Anna satisfied with exceptional oral skills and dildos.
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If more guys were okay with toys, etc, then micropeens would be as much of a tragedy.
Christ! I wish Enreekie wud ditch that cunt Kornikova already..she annoys like a barnacle on my ass...
Does it look like I've given up the meth?
Tevness.
he is really sexy, I'd let him fuck me with his tiny dick.
remember when she used to play tennis? LOL
he never did much for me. but he is aging far better than his dad. he looks good enough to eat in those photos though. and even if he has a micropeen, perhaps he keeps Anna satisfied with exceptional oral skills and dildos.
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"his ass looks like tiny people carrying torches up a snowy mountain cap." - MK
Submitted by soapopera4cam on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 9:00am.
am i the only one excited or gives a damn that she's preggers with their child?
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I care. I thought she looked duffed up!
Pleasedontbepregnant!
Pleasedontbepregnant!
Pleasedontbepregnant!
Pleasedontbepregnant!
Pleasedontbepregnant!
Pleasedontbepregnant!
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"You're ugly and your fucking bag is ugly too."--John Galliano (allegedly)
You can have him, but Anna! Urmomma likes.
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
These two must be retarded because the sex gets officially boring after two years. So if they've been together for ten years, then they must really enjoy playing board games with eachother, cuz that's all they doin' at this point.
Ay papi!
Mmmmm, they're both so hot. Eye candy for breakfast - thanks MK!
He's incredibly handsome. Mk, I thank you!
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 9:11am.
that's a smokin' hot ho-MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
(complete with a 'regulation' homosexual baseball cap!)
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?40,file=8476,filename=c...
The both of them have such beautiful bodies...
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Can it be I stayed away too long?
Did I leave your mind when I was gone
It's not my thing trying to get back
But this time let me tell you where I'm at
-Michael Jackson
mmmm * wipes drool from corner of mouth* I'm hongray.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 9:26am.
I love when women say yes..preferably repeatedly.
yes...Yes...YES!!! Lmao.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0OeM6UUAoI
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Unlike his whoring dad Enrique seems to be a one woman man. Cute and dependable, that's a rare combination.
*sees whole different side of Whamo (literally)*
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 9:18am.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 9:06am.
Is that what your ad says on whamoisawhoro.com?
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Why yes it does and now you know what the back of my head looks like. :0
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*turns to back page of magazine*
Whar?
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Submitted by guest on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 9:00am.
Yes Whamo. This exactly. ^
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I love when women say yes..preferably repeatedly :)
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 9:06am.
Is that what your ad says on whamoisawhoro.com?
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Why yes it does and now you know what the back of my head looks like. :0
Silicone peen?
did she use a caulking gun?
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
that's a smokin' hot ho-MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
(complete with a 'regulation' homosexual baseball cap!)
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 9:06am.
Submitted by undinespragg on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 9:01am.
Was just reading about man who died from having some lady inject silicone into his peen.
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*makes same face as my avie*
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/13/penis-injection-death_n_1147053...
Happy New Year!
Submitted by undinespragg on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 9:01am.
Was just reading about man who died from having some lady inject silicone into his peen.
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*makes same face as my avie*
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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 8:52am.
He may have a little peen but he has a 9" tongue and can breath through his ears.
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Is that what your ad says on whamoisawhoro.com?
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Was just reading about man who died from having some lady inject silicone into his peen. I almost felt bad for hating teeny peens, then I thought of all the women who've died from crappy breast implants.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 8:52am.
He may have a little peen but he has a 9" tongue and can breath through his ears.
Yes Whamo. This exactly. ^
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
am i the only one excited or gives a damn that she's preggers with their child?
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Niiiiiiiiice.
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"I prefer my pieces the same way I prefer my Slim Jims, long, lean and mute" --the incomparable MK
Don't care how good some dude's pecs are if he has no personality.
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"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt
Very nice and beautifully proportioned.
Very nice body.
OURMISSCunt - per the inimitable suckandfuck, 12-23-11.
He may have a little peen but he has a 9" tongue and can breath through his ears.
There must be smth rotten in Denmark. Even he has a micropeen, he's sexy and I doubt he's been fucking the same bore named Kurnikova for 10 years. The same goes for her. Besides, they are both celebs, so give me a break! Probably their contract is supposed to last more than 10 years, who knows. I doubt they will still be together 3 years from now on, puhleeze...
OH MAH GRAVY! Yes, please!
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Damn Enrique is gorgeous!
Submitted by undinespragg on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 8:37am.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 8:21am.
Submitted by undinespragg on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 8:19am.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 8:16am.
And how big is that damn boat they're on, FFS? It looks massive!
*eats thumbtacks out of jealousy*
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If I had to choose between a huge peen and a huge boat, the peen would win out every time.
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Not me, man. That huge boat is so huge, I could smuggle a hung guy aboard and the small peen guy would never know. Best of both worlds, dude.
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Yeah, but if somebody said you can either get on this huge boat and NEVER get on another huge peen, what would you choose? The huge peen!!!!
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You iz axing the wrong person. I've only ever been with my husband, so I've nothing to compare it to. All I'll say is he does me just fine, though! :-)
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I like the song where he sings "Tonight I'm gonna fuck your brain" or how does it go, I barely understand what he is saying "Tonight I'm gonna make you a baby in your mouth!" something like that right? "I'm sorry but tonight your mouth is gonna be pregnant!" something like that, I gotta Google it!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Anna Pornakova.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 8:21am.
Submitted by undinespragg on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 8:19am.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 8:16am.
And how big is that damn boat they're on, FFS? It looks massive!
*eats thumbtacks out of jealousy*
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If I had to choose between a huge peen and a huge boat, the peen would win out every time.
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Not me, man. That huge boat is so huge, I could smuggle a hung guy aboard and the small peen guy would never know. Best of both worlds, dude.
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Yeah, but if somebody said you can either get on this huge boat and NEVER get on another huge peen, what would you choose? The huge peen!!!!
What you all said: Micropeens are no fun. How big IS that boat? They have been together forever. He DOES whimper and sob.
He has a nice physique, though.
Damn they still together?
Anna Kournifuckinkova just. don't. know.(!!)
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 8:22am.
Please don't talk about toddler dick. It's revolting. Thank you.
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HAVE A SEAT OVER THERE
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McGill Class of '97
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Sometimes good things come in small packages. They do!
*giggles*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Please don't talk about toddler dick. It's revolting. Thank you.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by undinespragg on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 8:19am.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 8:16am.
And how big is that damn boat they're on, FFS? It looks massive!
*eats thumbtacks out of jealousy*
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If I had to choose between a huge peen and a huge boat, the peen would win out every time.
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Not me, man. That huge boat is so huge, I could smuggle a hung guy aboard and the small peen guy would never know. Best of both worlds, dude.
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