Hot Slut Of The Day!

January 3, 2012 / Posted by:

If Rebecca Black turned to huffing White Rain hairspray out of a paper sack to deal with the pain of Samoa canceling an entire Friday, lost her entire Friday fortune and then moved to Pittsburgh to reinvent herself as a muffing-pounding white girl rapper using the skills she learned at Ke$ha’s Academy of Frontin’ Ass Basic Rhymes, then she would be just like Shira!

With a budget that could buy half-a-dozen stale muffins at the Hostess Outlet and a wardrobe fit for a special needs dance team doing a Pussycat Dolls song, Shira’s new video is a work of muffin pounding art.

Never mind that Shira’s muffin is probably made of bran, powdered milk and old walnuts, since when is a CUPCAKE a MUFFIN? But I shouldn’t be so damn hard on Shira, because she just got her muffin pounded, bruised and busted in a car crash:

@ShiraMissMuffin SHIRA
car accident, 2 broken bones, sprained neck with brace… and car is dead and gone…… bed bound

Well, Shira, I guess that’s what happens when you accept rides from a dude who looks like he lives in the woods, is on every government list, eats squirrel brains and snorts wet leaves.

(For Crystal)

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