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File this under: THE BEST SHIT I'VE HEARD ALL YEAR (Note: I'd say this even if it wasn't 3 days into a new year.) AND I'M NOT EVEN CAUGHT IN A K-HOLE.
Contact Music (aka the authority on truth when it comes to Clint Eastwood and squirrels news) says that Clint Eastwood has a best friend in the world and that best friend is a squirrel named Lola who lives near his office on the Warner Bros. lot. Lola is lucky as all shit that she made a house near Clint Eastwood's office instead of Richard Gere's office, because this would be a whole other kind of post if the latter happened. Instead of staring into Clint's squinting mound of wrinkles known as his face, bitch would be staring into Richard's squinting mound of wrinkles known as his gerbil eater!!!!
The source says that Clint leaves his office door open for Lola and the two have shared many beautiful moments together. The source went on, "Clint leaves the front door open whenever he's inside working so Lola can come and go. He gets a kick out of watching her and always keeps a bag of shelled peanuts on the bottom shelf of a bookcase in case she gets hungry. Clint would be so upset if Lola disappeared. He enjoys her company."
Clint ain't shit for not including a man ass eating scene in J. Edgar, but I will forgive him if he does an animated musical remake of Gran Torino starring Lola as his Asian neighbors and a bunch of coyotes as that Vietnamese gang.
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Well, that is very heart-warming but I would think at this point Richard Gere would probably require a ferret. Or maybe a homing pigeon.
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That is really cute, but lay off Richard Geer! That was an unproven snipe that some idiot (MK?) started years that is so not true!
ah, pretty precious. i love when people make friends with animals. my mom had a ladybug that would just magically appear where she was in our house, and it was just adorable.
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Clinttttttttttttttttt!!
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That is so cute. Lola is the baddest bitch in Central Park because she's got the Outlaw Josey Wales to back her up...all the other squirrels betta recognize.
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Jaxon,
Absolutely loved reading your story. Thank you for posting, and for giving that little phucker the life that he has.
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That's kind of fucking awesome.
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Jaxson, I love your story. Thawing the cold dead hearts. :)
This post just makes me love Clint Eastwood that much more.
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The squirrel looks like it as a turtle's head. Turrel? It's freakin' adorable either way.
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I once raised a baby squirrel on a bottle. Some neighbors found it on the ground in their back yard and since I am known as the animal rescue person they brought it to me. It was ten days before it even opened its little eyes. The vet thought the mother might have had it on the ground and couldn't get it to her nest, is was that newborn. Anyway he told me it would die but I fed that little sucker every three hours, as in set the alarm and get up all night and it not only lived, it THRIVED! We had a blast with this squirrel. He was fearless, would jump on my doberman's back and ride her all over the house. He got huge, and fat, and had the biggest boy parts you ever saw. I kept him a year. We'd laugh ourselves silly watching him try to "bury" pecans on a tile floor. He'd keep sweeping his little hands and wonder why it didn't get covered over. But alas, squirrels can do a lot of damage to your house if unsupervised. We built a big cage for him in the backyard but after a year I felt sorry for him living in a cage and decided to turn him loose.
We had a cabin at the lake and took him up there. It killed me to let him go. I thought we'd never see him again. We went back up the next weekend, turned the doberman loose and she came back in a few minutes with Oliver on her back. Five years he lived in those woods and came to the cabin the minute we pulled up, wanting his pecans. He stayed tame for me, though after a few months he didn't let anyone else touch him. I would pick ticks off him while he stretched out on my leg. He had a great life, so I was never sorry I gave him his freedom. There were few squirrels around when we took him up there. But he applied his big ole junk well and within a few years the place was hopping with his offspring.
The first squirrel that ate his nuts was named 'Sondra Locke'.
nice roach killer shoes clint is sportin'
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Submitted by mbar on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 1:28pm.
That squirrel's tail is exceptional. It must be one of those mountain squirrels. I just sounded like an Alabama hill person.
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I kind of feel sorry for Richard Gere because that rumor will always follow him. Although I know it's not a rumor because a cousin of a friend of mine worked in the ER where he stumbled in with a gerbil lodged in his ass. You all have a cousin of a friend who worked in.......K.
What a moron. A roofing company left the grate off of our chimney this past fall. Squirrels moved in through the ductwork and I can tell you from experience, they do not belong in the house. We'll be trapping and releasing all winter and they've already done visible damage.
It really isn't a good idea to feed birds. It just frigs up the ecosystem. Plant flowers and let them go to seed, and grow some yew hedges or other shrubby things. That's all we do, and our yard is full of birds all year.
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Save it for your Linkedin profile, bitch!
I am beyond hoffified
there used to be an albino squirrel that lived in my back yard, we called him Moby and it was fun to see him run around
Whatever Lola wants, Lola gets.
I feed birds and the bastard squirrel couple (or perhaps two feuding squirrels, IDK) totally scarf all the birdseed in the feeder, hanging off it, etc. I bought a special feeder for them and put corn cobs in it because they are opportunistic and lazy and will eat whatever is less work. BUTNO! These fuckers still NOM NOM'd the corn AND hang all over the birdfeeder. DANGITALL.
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Clint was hot back in the day. When men were GODDAMN MEN!
A squirrel is just a rat with a fluffy tail.
Submitted by i_heart_jack on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 1:35pm.
That photo looks circa "Dirty Harry" days. That can't be the same Lola squirrel.
I keep trying to tame the squirrels that come into my back yard, but for some reason they don't like me even though I put out sunflower seeds for them every morning and have corn cobs hanging from the trees.
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That photo looks circa "Dirty Harry" days. That can't be the same Lola squirrel.
I keep trying to tame the squirrels that come into my back yard, but for some reason they don't like me even though I put out sunflower seeds for them every morning and have corn cobs hanging from the trees. The best squirrels are at the Los Angeles Arboretum; they run right up to people, stand on their hind legs, cross their front paws, and look so adorable. All those squirrels are "people trained" and will take peanuts right out of my fingers.
I found a baby squirrel once. It was cold and almost dead. I warmed it, fed it and raised it for a few months until it was big enough to start going outside. They're a lot of fun but not good pets. My squirrel tried to climb my entertainment center, shower curtain and fell in the (clean) toilet once. To acclimate him to the outdoors, I would put him out in a big oak tree during the day where he would run around and he would come in at night when I called him. Also, he would fall asleep in the corn squirrel feeder. SO CUTE! One day he didn't come back. I hope he got lots of squirrel poon.
He ate the crap out of pumpkin pie from a cafeteria around here called Luby's. That pie was like squirrel crack.
That squirrel's tail is exceptional. It must be one of those mountain squirrels. I just sounded like an Alabama hill person.
AWWWWWWWW!!! That is so sweet of Clint to take care of that little squirrel like that! How wonderful of him!
Here is a video of painter Bob Ross feeding a baby squirrel and one of artist Shyla UglyShyladoll letting her pet squirrel use a paintbrush:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVgQmPDkHOY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjKVvSJ-c6o
Did Sucky Gaynap MK or something?! Lots of CAPS, "gerbil eater", and a pic of a young Eastwood. Something in the milk ain't clean!
Edited cause I'm such a moron.
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 12:31pm.
I thought there was James Haven!
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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 12:42pm.
Sweet geezus Doggie WTF up with your "guarding the gates of Hades dog pic"?
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Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 12:36pm.
And Dog your avie is scaring the shit out of me!
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She's only nice to Clint because he gives her peanuts. If he stopped, she'd find someone else to share her special moments with.
Stupid men.
Sweet geezus Doggie WTF up with your "guarding the gates of Hades dog pic"?
My husband, I call him the Squirrel Whisperer, out of boredom started feeding squirrels in a big park near my job, it got so crazy the squirrels would literally gang up on him when they saw the car, jump on the hood...crawl up the door...and a long time ago he actually be-friended one he called Louie, crazy shit...Louie would hang upside down for nuts, and do all kinds of crazy shit...don't get it twisted, squirrels have personality, are cunning, and like all four legged furry friends all about the food!! If I could adopt one I swear I would, that and a polar bear, but I don't think I should add any more critters. I have already rescued and ended up keeping wwaayy too many cats and chickens and ducks. I know, I am sick...I love all animals, and would love to win the lottery so I could start a huge rescue organization, and maybe shop for myself too!
Submitted by Mama Bear on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 12:33pm.
DWM-Your avie is funny. We joke about sarcoidosis, because that ALWAYS gets ruled out at least once an episode. There are so many drinking games you can play with that show. Drink every time Forman gets pissed off, drink every time Chase cuts into someones skull.....anyhoo, say hello to Clint's little friend.
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I'm sure Clint puts his wool cardigan on and feeds the pigeons in the park too.
Poor little squirrel can't unshell peanuts herself? These BS stories. Reminds me of Streisand getting upset in the 80s that she let pet birds fly around her house. She wrote a funky song about it, that got pretty good reviews.
"It makes me feel so foolish because they call my house a cage, but there's nothing I can do, it just puts me in a rage!!"
Babs rocked out on that one.
Awwww! Love the story and the pic. And MK's "what if" side about Richard Gere, hahahaha!!
And Dog your avie is scaring the shit out of me!
Hope it's a true story...it's a nice one. Good for Clint.
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DWM-Your avie is funny. We joke about sarcoidosis, because that ALWAYS gets ruled out at least once an episode. There are so many drinking games you can play with that show. Drink every time Forman gets pissed off, drink every time Chase cuts into someones skull.....anyhoo, say hello to Clint's little friend.
I thought there was James Haven!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I thought it was James Franco for a minute.
I thought that was James Dean when I first saw it.
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That's a good pic of him from way back whenever.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
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will Lola be featured in his wife's reality show? Because that's the only way I'd watch... ;-P
Squirrels are very entertaining.
awwwe. spike lee is puttin' a hit on that squirrel as we speak.
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Lola is lucky as all shit that she made a house near Clint Eastwood's office instead of Richard Gere's office, because this would be a whole other kind of post if the latter happened. Instead of staring into Clint's squinting mound of wrinkles known as his face, bitch would be staring into Richard's squinting mound of wrinkles known as his gerbil eater!!!!
GOLD!!!!
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