Dreamboat Doherty Bought Himself A Very Special Holiday Gift

January 3, 2012 / Posted by:

It’s been a while since I’ve checked up on Pete Doherty and in case you’re shooting up with the cold sweats in the middle of the night wondering about him, he’s still a fingernail gunk of a mess. The Sun says that Dreamboat was strolling through a flea market in Paris with his girlfriend when his glazed-over eye marbles caught five of the most beautiful things he’s ever seen in his entire life: a family of antique crackpipes from the 1930s! I’m sure that moment was like something out of a joint episode between Intervention and Antiques Roadshow. And of course, Dreamy’s first question to the dealer was…….

“He loved them and said he would take them all – then asked the guy if the pipes could still be used to smoke with.

“Pete had a stunning girl on his arm who looked the spit of Kate Moss and he was very friendly, polite and funny.”

In Dreamy’s defense, he always asks if he can smoke crack out of it before he buys it. That should be everyone’s number one rule in life: If you can’t smoke out of it, don’t waste your money on it! That’s why I make sure all the butt plugs I buy can double as a bong.

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