Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

January 3, 2012 / Posted by:

Over New Years, this C list actress told her A/B list musician boyfriend that she is pregnant. The pregnancy would probably cause huge headlines and affect each of the star’s careers. Right now the two are debating whether to secretly go ahead with the pregnancy or to terminate it, but either way they want to keep it secret, mostly because of their age. (BuzzFoto)

This is the part in the after-school special when The Lesbeaver busts into his rendition of “Papa Don’t Preach” while wearing a “Canadian Fetuses Do It Better” half shirt.

Everyone knows this cute actor, although you might be hard-pressed to name more than one role he played. He finally got engaged to his girlfriend right around Christmas, but there hasn’t been any announcement yet. Why not? It’s because he’s hoping that some entertainment news program or gossip magazine will slip him a little extra money for the exclusive. Although he is gorgeous, we’re not sure he is gossip-worthy enough that a prominent show or magazine would have slated him as their lead story or their cover. Oh, wait! We take that back. There is one TV show that just might make him their lead story. (Blind Gossip)

Slated = Slater = Mario Lopez. The only way a magazine should pay for this epitome of WHO CARES? news is if Mario takes a cover picture with the engagement ring around his peen head after getting donkey punched by Screech.

Which famous fitness buff has been engaging in some serious locker room talk about one of his recent celebrity conquests? He’s been confirming for pals that she’s as delicious in the sack (especially in a certain area of expertise) as the rumors say. (Gawker)

Richard Simmons and Giada “Blowjob Queen” De Laurentiis!

AND just like every year, CDAN has answered a million and one blind items, so click here to see if your shit was right or not. If Blind Item Solving was a community college course, I’d be given an incomplete and a pamphlet to DeVry.

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