Afternoon Crumbs
Pax Jolie-Pitt thinks he's hot shit by riding sidecar with Brad Pitt. Please! Sidecars are for amateurs. Maddox would stand on the handlebars while waving a flag made of the mutilated carcasses of a dozen Beanie Babies - Lainey Gossip
Maybe Jason Sudeikis can charm Olivia Wilde with his huge elephant leg dick (which I'm assuming he has) into only using her government name: Olivia Cockburn. Why would anyone choose Wilde over Cockburn?! I mean, COCKBURN! - The Superficial
The Vanity Fair cover where Daniel Craig sort of looks like a descendent of the Yodas - Celebitchy
MiserAlba pushed out a human baby three months ago and this is what she looks like in a bikini. I guess even stretch marks can't stand to be around her. - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Fergie's face is quickly speeding into the "Harpo, who dis woman?" lane - Hollywood Tuna
The Linda Lovelace biopic already sounds like a mess - Just Jared
Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres look beautiful here - Towleroad
Vanessa Hudgens and her boyfriend continue to dry hump their way through Miami - Popoholic
Ashton Kutcher continues to fuck his way through Europe - Popsugar
Rachel McAdams in Glamour - The Berry
Kim Kuntrashian's bangs look about as natural as those polyester spider legs around her eyes - ICYDK
LOL Weed - Cityrag
David Beckham's nipples are staying in L.A. - OMG Blog
Why drunkenly shooting your roommate is a good idea sometimes - The Daily What
The fanciest STD warts I've ever seen are currently living on Amber Rose's head - Crunk + Disorderly
Sofia Vergara SANS FARDS - SOW
For being a pasty mess, Mischa Barton looks good here - Hollywood Rag
St. Angie buying Brad Pitt a waterfall for his birthday is her way of telling him to take a damn shower already - I'm Not Obsessed
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Wait, Lindsay was replaced in the Porn Star Memoires by a sexagenarian? the fuck? Maybe not. But I'm not reading that again.
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Submitted by z-listed on Wed, 01/04/2012 - 1:45am.
Kuntrassions... her face is a plastic surgeons dream.
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I think nightmare is more appropriate. Kunty Kim looks like blow up doll.
How many gottdamn homes do Brangelina need? I thought NOLA was 'home' for them? Oh wait, isn't 'home' the villa in France that Brad 'renovated' (and probably ruined with his fucked up sense of what constitutes great art and architecture)? Talk about conspicuous consumption. I don't care how much 'charity' crap these two do - they spend 500 times whatever they give away showing the world how large they live.
Submitted by z-listed on Wed, 01/04/2012 - 1:45am.
Kuntrassions bangs are pin on just as her eyelashes are pasted on, her hair is woven on, her face is a plastic surgeons dream with makeup skillfully applied by a profesionel. she is spanked into her clothes and teeters around on 5" platforms that will break her ankles one one day But boy, Pimp Mama Chris is SOOOOOO proud of her firstborn!! She can really bring in the money!
Couldn't have said it better, hahaha
I am from the "I don't care which path you take to beauty as long as you take it" mantra, but seriously?
Sans fards, O-Wilde is facially bankrupt.
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If Olivia Wilde is actually dating Jason Sudakis, she's the picture of Dorian Gay.
Or he is. In any case, I smell a fish. Or not.
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MiserAlba...oh, the wonders of laser resurfacing & trips to the spa. Rich bitch!
Kuntrassions bangs are pin on just as her eyelashes are pasted on, her hair is woven on, her face is a plastic surgeons dream with makeup skillfully applied by a profesionel. she is spanked into her clothes and teeters around on 5" platforms that will break her ankles one one day But boy, Pimp Mama Chris is SOOOOOO proud of her firstborn!! She can really bring in the money!
Submitted by Puppy Love on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 10:08pm.
Sofia is one hot woman, sans fards or fards.
Truly beautiful. No need to mess with that face.
Sofia is one hot woman, sans fards or fards.
Daniel Craig is an adorable little 50-year-old elf.
Submitted by Andrei on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 9:30pm.
Kim K's very existence offends my sense of human dignity.
She represents everything that is wrong with our capitalist society.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 5:58pm.
Wasn't there a pic of Sofia Vergara more truly sans fards a few months ago looking realllly rough?
Here:
http://m.thesuperficial.com/pl/sofia-vergara-brings-mucho-sadness-to-los...
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Mike, I could have sworn that was Jessica Biel.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Sucky,
Very, very, lovely and poetic. But I, too, like Daniel C.
Kim K's very existence offends my sense of human dignity.
Brad Puppet and his puppet master are so unworthy of that motorcycle!
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
What, no comments about Rachel McAdams? She looks pretty good here but I think she should go back to the darker hair, looks better on her. And stay away from weepy rom-coms. She needs to do another mean part, like in Midnight in Paris or The Family Stone.
Angie must be running out of things to buy. What's next, a continent? She could call it Bradlandia. Fallingwater is pretty cool though, I'll give her that.
Or Portlandia. He looks like he would be on that show. Faux hipster crap.
Angie must be running out of things to buy. What's next, a continent? She could call it Bradlandia. Fallingwater is pretty cool though, I'll give her that.
Kimmy's eyelashes remind me of a youtube vid (maybe it was on the D? can't remember) of eyelashes that were actually real spider legs. Fuck me! I get the shivers just thinking about that nasty stuff.
I can't see Amanda Seyfried playing Linda Lovelace. call me nuts but Lilo would've done a better job. Not that I'm going to see that mess anyway.
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KK's face looks like two tarantulas hanging out under an old paintbrush. FAIL-UH.
Submitted by sweet_b on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 4:08pm.
Boo @Cindy and Meghan McCain why does their "support" feel so unauthentic
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Not sure why that feels unauthentic to you given they have probably received a lot of grief from conservatives to be a part of this campaign -- when they didn't have to.
Olivia Jane Cockburn claims that she changed her name "to honor the writers in her family, many of whom used pen names." This according to Wikipedia. I think the bitch was forced by her family to change her name because they were ashamed of being associated with a talentless hack.
Daniel Craig is a fine specimen. I can see why Rachel Weisz married him after dumping Aronofsky's cheating ass.
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"And to the commentator who snarked that Boston can't be a drinking city because we don't have a legal happy hour - think again, chief. We work around that shit."
Ok, so Kim K is losing/ has lost weight, yes? So why is it that he boobs have gotten bigger?
I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!
crap. Is there one thing on that KK skeeze that's real? Her bangs look jacked...like supercuts intern jacked. Don't get me started on her eyelashes. I've noticed this trend on the upper crust cunts here in dallas. These chicks have the fakes sewn ontop of their lashes then proceede to pile on the mascara. Daniel Craig does nothing for me. He's not tall dark and strapping and furry enough. :)
ButImA: maybe. But the fake eyelashes were SO much longer. They reminded me of those sprouty feathers on top of Big bird's head. I love her anyway though.
Wasn't there a pic of Sofia Vergara more truly sans fards a few months ago looking realllly rough?
Here:
http://m.thesuperficial.com/pl/sofia-vergara-brings-mucho-sadness-to-los...
Demi Moore in Lovelace now? Hohan fucked up.
Those eyelashes on Kim look fuckin ridiculous.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 4:59pm.
Alix, they look fake to me, too. Like everything about her.
Reminds me of a Phyllis Diller sketch I saw a million years ago. She and her husband come home from a party and the whole time they're talking about how phony everyone there was, they are taking off their hairpieces and falsies and lifts and fake eyelashes and stuff. I always think about that when I see these fake bitches with the extensions and shit.
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I like dark men like Middle Eastern, Spanish, Italian and such but Jason Sudeikis is one of those dudes that is hot in a cute manly kind of way, that would probably be annoying after a year
MK Yes! I always thought Dcraig looks like yoda.
Alix already pointed out what I was going to say, which is that Kim Kum is looking like CHER.
Alix, they look fake to me, too. Like everything about her.
Reminds me of a Phyllis Diller sketch I saw a million years ago. She and her husband come home from a party and the whole time they're talking about how phony everyone there was, they are taking off their hairpieces and falsies and lifts and fake eyelashes and stuff. I always think about that when I see these fake bitches with the extensions and shit.
ButImA: Right? Last week I met up with an old school friend and she had (get this) about three really long fake eyelashes at the outer corner of her eyes and a little eyeshadow. No other makeup. It was so odd. Like crazy person odd. She's a bit... vivacious... but otherwise normal.
Submitted by But_Im_A_Member on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 3:54pm.
I hate when peoples is spillin out they clothes.
I may have to steal this line. LOL
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"I prefer my pieces the same way I prefer my Slim Jims, long, lean and mute" --the incomparable MK
Albatross, be my guest!
Hekki, my guess is she read it in some magazine. I've read advice like that in a few different beauty columns, they all sound much like this:
"To emphasize your eyes, add a few false individual lashes to the outer corners. Add some shadow for a little extra pop. To avoid looking cheap and tacky, go light on cheeks and lips."
At least your friend is good with directions!
"I know that I'm going to be a target, but I'm never going to be a victim". - Justin Bieber
KK's bangs look way fake. On the other hand, they also look like they're cut crooked. Who would buy a crooked hairpiece???
Also, she's starting to look like Cher, after Cher discovered the joys of plastic surgery. Not good.
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Hmm that picture of Mischa Barton looks like an answer to a blind item from a while back about an actress who supports herself by whoring.
Hmmmmm
Sorry but I think Kim Kardashian ALWAYS looks like a stupid cunt.
See, this is how I feel about Jessica Alba, the talentless puta. I hope she doesn't breed anymore. The world doesn't need her kind of stupid running around.
side cars are stoopid & for old people assholes.
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I bet anything that "shoot a mouse, uncover a paedo" plot will be on one of the CSIs in 3, 2, 1...
That Daily What story is awful! Good for the 13 year old for being rescued but she was being held prisoner and sex slave? This getting a lot of air time
in Salt Lake City because I never heard about it before.
I can't wait for the obnoxiously noticeable eyelash trend to die.
"I know that I'm going to be a target, but I'm never going to be a victim". - Justin Bieber
Boo @Cindy and Meghan McCain why does their "support" feel so unauthentic
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 3:47pm.
Sorry but I want Danny Craig's penis wrinkles in my mouth and anus.
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THIS!!!!
Is Sophia Vergara really sans fard? The pic is so blurry but she looks like she has some make-up to me.
I can't even put into words how much I fucking LOATHE Ashton Kutcher.
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You're under arrest, sugar!
why is Kim K getting bangs newsworthy? Lawd can we leave this bitch in 2011 PLEASE!!!
Jessica Alba looks great! Kudos to her! Sofia Vergara too...and is it wrong that I have a girl crush on Amber Rose?
Fergie, however...I hate when peoples is spillin out they clothes. In the wrong places, anyway. It just reeks of JLove-esque, I'm-definitely-a-size-two-I-swear thinking. It reminds me of that episode of Family Guy when Peter tries to prove he's not fat by squeezing into Stewie's onezie.
"I know that I'm going to be a target, but I'm never going to be a victim". - Justin Bieber
"Daniel looks like a gargoyle, and George looks like he’s about to tell me to get off his lawn." lmfao
Sorry but I want Danny Craig's penis wrinkles in my mouth and anus.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.