A Half-Nekkid Kathy Griffin Gives Mah Boo His Last Giggle Fit Of 2011

Just like a freeze dried In-N-Out Double Double, I don't travel well (Airplane riding is hard! #firstworldproblems) so my ass is every degree of jet lagged and my brain is more fucked than usual today, but this clip from Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin's New Year's Eve show has taken my soul in its arms and rocked me raw. There is finally a good reason for why Kathy Griffin is always struttin' around with her disappearing belly button out. Kathy brought the PG-rated ho shit out on New Year's Eve by stripping down to her best Maidenform bra, which caused Mah Boo to ejaculate out a steady stream of giggles. It's like Mah Boo has never seen a ginger in her bra before! It's like Mah Boo is really trying to act like he doesn't remember that time I streaked by his firehouse with my heart crossed in lace and a Tina Louise wig on my head. But whatever brings a giggle out of Mah Boo is good by me. Because when Mah Boo giggles, a no-no puckers for the very first time. And speaking of puckering...

I'd like to thank my spirit animals Lahoma, Sweetas and J. Harvey for spreading foolery all over Dlisted while I was DRANKING my way through Italy with my family. If it wasn't for them, I wouldn't have been able to learn the valuable lessons of Italy. Like did you know the Italians put a special ingredient in their pasta that covers your liver with a protective coating and allows you to swallow whole bottles of wine at one time without your internal organs running out of your asshole for dear life? An Italian doctor told me this. Or maybe it was an Italian waiter. Same thing.

And another thanks to J. Harvey for putting the extra fancy word "cuntafasse" into my dictionary and to Sweetas making me feel better about my completely unhealthy obsession with Mah Boo by making Charlize Theron reach for a restraining order form. Sweetas and J. Harvey did Dlisted good and they did it with less grammatical errors than me. Although, a blind, illiterate kindergarten drop out has better grammar skills than me, so I guess that's not saying much.

Posted by: Michael K

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Anderson Cooper • Kathy Griffin

Submitted by Newportjoey on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 1:57pm.

Your temps were wonderful. SuckandFuck, this was a gay pride new years.....get used to it. Beiber was cute in his little cap. Focus on the positive.

"If Drinks are not involved, then neither am I"

Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 1:57pm.

Is she your bff or what, clam? lol
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Submitted by Albatross on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 1:57pm.

I love these two together. Kathy is awesome.

Welcome back, MK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by NEclam on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 1:54pm.

Oh. And S&F. When YOU reach 55, I hope you'll know enough to SIT DOWN as well. Hmmmm?

Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 1:52pm.

*points and laughs at urmomma*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Submitted by NEclam on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 1:51pm.

Yes, Welcome Back Michael. You were missed, but the other people did a Very Good Job. I enjoyed their fuckery. By the way....Blueangel... When you are 55, I sincerely hope you look as good. Time flies, ya know.

Submitted by beakers bitch on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 1:49pm.

Welcome back, MK! Glad you got a chance to whore it up Italian style. I think it's adorable how Kathy always makes Anderson giggle.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 1:47pm.

AH my goodness!!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by urmomma on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 1:48pm.

Sweetas, you are wrong. I want that.
*booty pops*
ETA:OH LAUGH MY STOOPIT ASS OFF....I read that as "baby Got Back".
*sits down*
Carry on, Kathy. Carry on.

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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK

Submitted by urmomma on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 1:46pm.

Yay! MK! his BOOH...all was right with the world until I saw Kathy being lame. LAME! Sit down, Kathy.

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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK

Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 1:45pm.

MK♥ welcome home!!! You're just in time...I almost broke into singing "Baby Come Back" and nobody wants that.

Kathy's okay, but Anderson's giggle is like the bubbles in Cristal!

Submitted by Lutrelle on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 1:44pm.

Muppet please. Put your clothes back on

Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 1:43pm.

Nice to have you back MK and because of that I'm not even going to tell you how much I hate phony assed AC...opps...wait...what!?

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 1:43pm.

I'm creeped out by her lack of belly button.
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Douchechill!

Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 1:41pm.

Submitted by ponchiks on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 3:09pm.

Is she annoying or is she ANNOYING? Geesh, granny, relax.
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Are you jelly or are you SUPER JELLY? The answer is yes.

Submitted by ponchiks on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 1:39pm.

Is she annoying or is she ANNOYING? Geesh, granny, relax.

Welcome home MK! Now post some pictures! I want to see some pictures!!!!!!

I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!

Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 1:39pm.

I wish he would've giggled, "Girls are so weeeiiirrd!"

MK, bienvenue a les etats unis! I hope the trip to Italy was worth the travel headaches. I hate traveling, too. I used to love flying but now I've come to dread the constant security lines, the TSA checking between my toes, the weirdos who sit next to me, the crying children, and the damn turbulence I used to be immune to but now seen to have acquired an immense fear for. Phew.

Glad you're back and thanks for leaving in us good hands!

Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 1:36pm.

fucking bitch is 51 and bagged herself a 33 year old and she was talking about how they fuck like animals and then her one dog ate a used condom, it was a really hot story

Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 1:36pm.

Come on, John Zarella, looks all kinds of hot, drunk off his ass every year...

"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK

Submitted by Rdeadline on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 1:34pm.

But what was that crap with the green goblin and Lady Gaga?

Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 1:32pm.

Submitted by Nanners on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 3:01pm.

God, I hate how she tries so hard.
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oh she does it so we can hear the giggle tee hee again. She does it for US.

Submitted by Nanners on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 1:31pm.

God, I hate how she tries so hard.

Welcome home, MK!

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What kind of fuckery is this?

Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 1:31pm.

It was a nice surprise to see JESUS CHRIST KATHLEEN host the shit again, and I saw the drag queens in Miami, they are really fagging up over there at that THAR CNN. It's the Cock News Network, right?

Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 1:28pm.

MIGUELINA IS BACK! BRING ME YOUR TOES, I have a very hot shade of pink for youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, oh my gosh you are going to get so much DICK!

Submitted by Snarf on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 1:27pm.

Huh. So much for being banned from CNN. Welcome back MK.

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Submitted by Phantom on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 1:27pm.

Yay MK! Welcome home! You were very missed but thanks for leaving us in good hands. *blows kisses toward New York*

Submitted by Beth4 on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 1:26pm.

Welcome home MK! We missed you and love you! xoxo

Submitted by Thats_Real_Mature on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 1:26pm.

Why is this woman always in her underwear??? I'd rather see her in a Forever Lazy.

*flips through daytime tv*

Submitted by blueangel on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 1:24pm.

Ugh! Someone told her she looked good in a bikini for a 55 year old and now she strips down evey chance she can get. IMO whomever said she looked good was lying.