I was shoved by an NYPD cop on New Year’s, too! He shoved my face out of the seat of his cop pants. I like cops.
Veteran actress Ellen Barkin claims she was “shoved” by a police officer on New Year’s Eve. In the video below, you see Ellen cursing out officers about what she felt was an unnecessary arrest of Occupy Wall Street protesters. Wait, isn’t Ellen Barkin the 1%? Look at her, defying her status in life and coming to the aid of the other percentage! In her defense, she DID play one of the best trailer park mommas going. She’s done the research, and knows the life. Holy shit, I want a loop of that movie playing on my gravestone.
Anyway, Ellen unleashed hell on her Twitter feed about the incident. Here’s some heated Twats:
“Just threatened on my street by NYPD, cop shoved me, both hands, onto sidewalk..Is it a crime 2 stand in the street in NY? WTF is going on here?”
“I was trying 2 make my way 2 young girl they had thrown in2 the van.She was not a protester. Was not drunk. She was walking home”
“F–k all of u, Bloomberg & every1 goosestepping behind u”
When you made 40 mil from your divorce, you can tell the mayor of NYC to fuck off.
Ellen’s director boyfriend Sam Levinson shot the video. So, uh, most straight guys I know would be up their with their lady trying to either A) pull her stupid ass off the street so the cops don’t arrest her or B) backing her ass up because it’s their girl. This guy ran behind a car and started taping. It’s like the 21st century equivalent of putting your coat over a mud puddle so a lady can walk across!
The Post reports that, in the video, the cop says “Sidewalk, Miss” and Ellen retorts “Get your motherfucking hands off me”. Cougar was wrought! If you Zapruder this shit, it doesn’t look like a shove, exactly. It looks like mildly irritated cop wanted mouthy actress out of the street and was kinda guiding(?) her. He did turn her around. Fucked if I know, this was the mildest shit I saw that night. NYE in NYC is CRAZED. At one point, me and the mister were in the thick of the shit, unable to move, and a small Latina woman accused me of “rubbing up against her”. Honey, unless you grew a dick, you’re not my type. She actually screamed “I don’t know why you touchin’ me!” BECAUSE WE’RE A MILLION PEOPLE IN A VERY ENCLOSED SPACE! SOMEONE’S ARM IS UP MY ASS AND YOU DON’T SEE ME COMPLAINING! I like fisting, too.
Oh, and I’m off to Manhunt Daily once again. This was a fucking BLAST. I was honored as hell to cover for my blogging deity Michael K., and to work alongside talented bitches like the hilarious blogging angel Sweetas and Lahoma. I’m not sure what gender Lahoma is but I sort of hope it’s like a cunty AI that Michael programs to cover “Hot Slut”. Like Siri’s bitch sister! You guys in the comments are rad. Yeah, some of you hated my ass and compared me to AIDS (I think I actually read that) but I did see some of you write some nice shit about me. You pierced my numb shell and ignited a spark of gratitude in my heart, kids. Thank you.