Sunday, January 1st 2012
Birthday Sluts
Verne Troyer (43)
Eden Riegel (31)
Elin Nordegren (32)
Kate Levering (33)
Catherine McCormack (40)
Morris Chestnut (43)
Sophie Okonedo (43)
Spencer Tunick (45)
Tina Landon (46)
Dedee Pfeiffer (48)
Richard Roxburgh (50)
Grandmaster Flash (54)
Larry Clark (69)
Frank Langella (73)
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Happy Bday Grandmaster Flash. I spent it doing one of your songs all day :D Baby! lol
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK
Verne is awesome. He hosted an NYE party in Vegas at the featured MC in the 90's and homeboy was straight up tripping balls. Good times! COINCIDENCE!?!?!
"Put a needle in my hand, I'm a regular Victor Van Gogh"
Dinosaur Bob
Submitted by filthy cute on Sun, 01/01/2012 - 8:03pm.
How many lines did these girls have to do before they could kiss that repulsive thing?
Happy bday, Master!
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Here's hoping you develop a hideously disfiguring disease! Happy New Year and BDays!
Happy birthday to my little brother. Big ups, yo!
I am naturally full of awesomeness!
Verne troyer looks like a rainfrog w. those fingers.. he probably scales the shower to reach the soap.. hanging on the shower wall like a suction cup scrubbing at his ass.
Don't know any of these hos very well. But HB to Verne Troyer, somewhat of a legend on dlist.
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Happy Birthday Mr. Morris Chestnut. You are a fine looking man & I believe you've been married to the same woman for a long time. I respect that.
Happy Birthday Frankie L. Have a wonderful BDay and keep it hot!
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
How many lines did these girls have to do before they could kiss that repulsive thing?
Happy bday, Master!
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I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.
Happy Birthday to all especially Sophie Okonedo, Dedee Pfeiffer, Grandmaster Flash (the one and only), and Frank Langella.
(973) Jersey Strong
Mrs. Voorhees -- isn't that the truth? Though Frank hasn't aged that well, he's still a hot Italian dude and Whoopi is ugly as fuck. And remember Ted Danson was shagging her ass, too, though Ted Danson is NOT hot.
Submitted by squiggles on Sun, 01/01/2012 - 10:19am.
squiggles, that is exactly what I think of whenever I see Verne Troyer! Talk about a low point in your life. And then it's all over the TV, repeated over and over. He'll never be able to live that one down!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by Mama Bear on Sun, 01/01/2012 - 1:48pm.
Elin Nordegrin will celebrate by rolling around in a big pile of money while she beats on Tiger's picture with a golf club.
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Larry Clark just turned his favourite number.
Happy birthday, Grandmaster Flash! :)
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
Sophie O. and Grandmaster Flash - that's enough for me.
Happy New Year Babies!
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"The universe is made of stories, not atoms."
Muriel Rukeyser, poet
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 01/01/2012 - 12:02pm.
Don't forget Vern's sound effects: Eehhhhh! Ehhhhhh!
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Omg, I really think I blacked that part out. So embarrassing to watch!!! *shudder*
Elin Nordegrin will celebrate by rolling around in a big pile of money while she beats on Tiger's picture with a golf club.
I can't understand how or why a hot piece like Frank Langella could fuck on Whoopi for so many years.
Submitted by squiggles on Sun, 01/01/2012 - 10:19am.
Whenever I see Verne Troyer, I think of him on the Surreal Life (yes, I watched) with a severe case of the drunks. He rolled into a bedroom on his scooter and then started peeing in the corner. Peter Brady was trying to wrangle him into bed. If that's not a low point, I don't know what is (and I'm referring to the Peter Brady bit, not the peeing)!
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Don't forget Vern's sound effects: Eehhhhh! Ehhhhhh!
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HB Sheryl Crone,
OK, for you two more,
Dana Andrews (1909)
Joey Stefano (1968) //major sads... :(
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
Submitted by Sheryl Crone on Sun, 01/01/2012 - 11:07am.
Happy Birthday! I can't imagine being a midget...UGH!
My condolences to Sheryl Crone. AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
HB, hos!
♥ Threadkilla!
"god bless, buy my single!"~Courtney Stodden
in the words of Peggy Lee, "Is that all there is?"
It's my birthday today. And every year it just seems that the Jan. 1st celebrity list gets worse. haha
Well, I'll always have Mini-Me.
Excuse me, that is Sophie Okonedo,OBE, thankyouverymuch. Clueless was on TV here NYE; she is a gorgeous, intelligent woman.
ETA: It was Operation Stormbreaker, not Clueless. *goes for more coffee*
Whenever I see Verne Troyer, I think of him on the Surreal Life (yes, I watched) with a severe case of the drunks. He rolled into a bedroom on his scooter and then started peeing in the corner. Peter Brady was trying to wrangle him into bed. If that's not a low point, I don't know what is (and I'm referring to the Peter Brady bit, not the peeing)!
Aside from Langella, a marginal slut list today.
Happy New Year, Dlisted peeps!
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HB to Frank Langella, the hottest Dracula ever!!!
HB to Mini-Me. The heart tattoo on his hand is a tribute to Heath Ledger. :)
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Submitted by Nanners on Sun, 01/01/2012 - 9:45am.
Dlisted's like a jungle sometimes. It makes me wonder how I keep from goin under.
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Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edge. I'm tryin' not to lose my head. Uh huh huh huh.
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"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt
HB to these sluts!
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Dlisted's like a jungle sometimes. It makes me wonder how I keep from goin under.
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What kind of fuckery is this?
HB Flash. You're the reason I never got into drugs.
HB to the other sluts and Mini-Me.
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"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt
Happy Birthday Grand Master Flash.
What an awesome bday to have.
hb to grandmasterflash/sugarhill gang ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVFxIbYZqiI ... and the days of club california
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kei83nNbrFY&feature=related
OMG...I looved Sugar Hill Gang back in high school. (yep! Guess I'm showing my age lol)
Dang, dingy dang ding dangy dang.....{o:
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