QOTD: What Is Rooney Mara Shitting On Today?
You know, I threw lumps of cold shit at that Rooney Mara (from that Girl with the Double Dragon Tattoo shit) trick when she hocked a crusty loogie of ungratefulness at Christopher Meloni's nipples by saying that she doesn't get why hos are obsessed with Law & Order: SVU, but I'm actually starting to like her. I mean, a self-righteous twat of a bitch who has no filter on her thoughts and doesn't seem to care that she's coming off as a crystal clear cunt? MY KIND! Rooney might have been born with a silver spoon in her mouth, but she has knocked that silver spoon out with the verbal streams of bitchery that jump off of her tongue and hit her old employers right in their faces. Case in point: During an interview with Entertainment Weekly (via DS), Rooney squatted on the Nightmare on Elm Street remake she starred in and pushed this out:
"You kind of learn to self-sabotage with things you don't want to get. Sometimes you don't want to get something but you do a really good job and you get in anyway. That's kind of [what happened] with A Nightmare on Elm Street - I didn't even really want it. And then I went in [to audition] and I was like, [whispering] 'Fuck. I definitely got that'."
Megan Fox, please pack up all your shit and head for the door marked EXIT, because your services as the premiere shit talker of Hollywood are no longer needed. I do know what Rooney is saying, though. Like when I was 16, I applied for a job as a fucking bus boy at Disneyland, because: a) most of the bussers were really hot; and b) I needed money to buy a fake ID so I could dance in a tank top at 18+ gay clubs with my older friends. And when the bitch at human resources asked me if I knew how to use a broom and a dustpan, I knew that I nailed that interview (only it wasn't really an interview... It was just some bitch asking me if I knew how to sweep.... seriously). So, see. Rooney and I are totally the same. We take jobs we don't really want and then we talk shit about them later in life. Although, the closest Rooney has ever come to operating a broom is adjusting the stick that is permanently shoved up her overprivileged ass.
And I heard somewhere that when Rooney signed up for the first Nightmare on Elm Street, she had to sign up for the sequel too. So even though the remake was as entertaining as slowly ripping a scab off your taint, I really hope they make a sequel so we can watch Freddy filet his own throat to escape Rooney rolling her eyes in different languages. Yes, Rooney's eye rolls need subtitles. Bitch is THAT above you.
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What an ungrateful asswipe.
Submitted by presets on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 7:11pm.
to be fair, Goopy did trash her previous roles. But that was when she was well into her career, not too, just in the beginning of it. I believe she just said she did little, silly, meaningless roles for money (like "Shallow Hal" and "View From the Top").
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I think Goopy is an entitled twat, but to clarify-- a lot of times a star will do a role like "Shallow Hal" because they're under a deal with a studio-- like, for every "Shakespeare in Love" there's a "Shallow Hal" attached to the deal-- do this movie, and do this other one because I owe my sister's cousin/lawyer/coke dealer/producer (sometimes all the same person) a favor. Sometimes it's not just for the $$- it's for the role you REALLY want, you have to pay your dues with something you couldn't give two shits about.
And PS: her real name is PATRICIA? How telling. We have another Natalie Portman on our hands, folks-- she's so proud to be Jewish she changed her name from Herschlag to Portman---but when she feels the Jews have been slighted, she pulls out the old "Hey I'm Jewish" indignation. why didn't you just own it in the first place? I hate pretentious lying bitches like this.
Boston Bruins-- Stanley Cup Champs 2011
Man, David Fincher has really fucked this bitch UP!
I'm all for speaking your mind and saying what you really think and not being Hollywood's bitch, but this troll needs to eat a sandwich and get over herself. Her first big role and she's spouting all this shit? Um, honey, remember your sister, Kate? Yeah, we don't either. Remember all the other one-note "stars" who were supposed to be the next big thing? Yeah, go look them up on Wikipedia, which, if anyone cares, they'll be looking up your name in a couple of years. You have to EARN the right (in Hollywood, anyway) to speak your mind. Money obviously doesn't buy class. She needs to stfu and go away for a little while...like, forever.
Boston Bruins-- Stanley Cup Champs 2011
Shutup cunt.
"I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter"-Gabby Johnson
This bitch is trying way too hard.
Isn't she David Fincher's bitch or something?
Hope is the last thing to die...
Stan Hooper said it best......I have seen it...twice...Rooney nailed it....yes, even better than Noomi...she brings more of the internal conflict, the complexity of her emotions to the surface...she is freakin' brilliant in this role, so just 'cause she doesn't play nice with the press, so what, I can overlook that...and please, you gonna tell me that just cause a bitch seems all grateful and thanking god and everyone in her interviews, that you buy that's for real? I rather her talk sh*t with a little attitude that just spouting some sweet sounding BS some publicist gave her to say....
Rooney sweetie, when you land back to reality and stop smelling your own shit, which will be sooner than you think, you're gonna be begging for more svu or elm street parts. No talents like you get into a big movie, receive a little attention and now you think you're meryl streep or helen mirren. I'm sure megan fox thought like that and now we hear absolutely nothing about her; Rooney who? in 5,4,....
'SPOCK' sprinkled with meh... mixed with CUNTY.
Haven't seen her in THIS version - Team Noomi until proven otherwise...
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
Harpo who dis floozie?
I refuse to keep track of every wannabe actress whose rich daddy buys her into the umpth horror merchandise rehash or redundant retarded US remake of a european film. Here today, gone today later.
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" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
"coffee house megan fox" great comment laughed my ass off! that said, read the book, found it tedious for the first 100 pages, it gets better but i am looking forward to the swedish movie only. will not waste a netflix or a dime on this heifer.
Shut your vag already, Rooney. No one wants to hear your queefs of entitlement. You stink of nepotism and stale Jean Nate.
dumbass looks like she powdered over an unbathed body.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kei83nNbrFY&feature=related
That light foundation on her back, face and front neck to make her look as pale as possible is atrocious, especially because you can see her real skin tone on the back of the neck and where the dress gets up on the shoulders and it makes it look ridiculous.
Be kind about the lobeless ears... it's just a genetic trait. Those keebler ears (I'm the owner of a pair) are quite common in hollywood on many of the major cunts: jolie, portman, goopy...
That being said, I haven't watched Fincher's version, but this Mara just sounds as stupid as can be.
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Silvio Berlusconi, just die already.
I have seen all three Swedish films. Noomi Rapace all the way! This chick cann disappear.
I have not seen this movie, so I do not even know if she is talented enough to be making all these damn crazy ass statements.
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Ew, moley back.
Submitted by jalynne on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 8:06pm.
I don't think Johnny Depp ever spat on his role in A Nightmare on Elm St. not a smart girl.
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never going to be into this one.. and sick of hollywood pushing this b*tch on us.. how many casting couches has she been on to get this kind of press?
Noomie Rapace was a million times better. Bitch please with the entitlement. Glad you have uber rich parents who bought your way into Hollywood because your are nothing special.
I don't think Johnny Depp ever spat on his role in A Nightmare on Elm St. not a smart girl.
to be fair, Goopy did trash her previous roles. But that was when she was well into her career, not just in the beginning of it. I believe she just said she did little, silly, meaningless roles for money (like "Shallow Hal" and "View From the Top").
I'm pretty sure this is an act. A stupid one. She's trying to look like a hard ass nonchalant bitch.
p.s. Noomi Rapace was better.
Healthy dose of entitlement with this one.
Hey Kate, I know we're VERY distant cousins, but handle your sister!
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"....the Ghost of Priscilla Presley's Past" ~ MK
she's probably one of the rich cunts that insist money can't buy happiness
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She's obviously not finished self-sabotaging. I don't know who her handlers are but they need to shut her up. She can act, but if the ticket buyers don't like you enough to see your movies studios won't hire you to wipe down toilets.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
And yeah, the book was a chore through the first 60+ pages, and then I BLEW through the rest. Well worth the initial effort, though I know a lot of people here didn't care for it. To each their own.
Submitted by luvmehateme on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 3:24pm.
And I would let Daniel Craig do dirty things to me in front of my grandmother. True story.
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MY grans would be ok with that!
She killed it in TGwtDT, but she is coming off as ungrateful. It's starring in (utter) shit like NoES that gets you better gigs. If you don't want the part, don't fucking take it.
I thought I read this movie was flopping at the box-office. Anyway, I saw War Horse and that equine deserves all the acting Oscars. Can't wait to see who he wears to the show.
Submitted by Lesbian Sourfruit on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 4:23pm.
Here to tell ya, the book doesn't pick up until about page 100. It is a fucking push until then! But once it gets moving, it delivers like Dominoe's. Thank God I stuck with it. I put it down like 10 times before I pushed through.
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I can't judge... the cheese biscuits at Red Lobster make me wanna touch myself
--Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 9:41am.
She is better than you. Deal with it.
Sorry Lesbian Sourfruit that you gave up. I have to admit, It was a slow start for me and I thought I'd give up but I was too curious as to why so many folks were talking about it. It does get better. It's slow moving but it does pick up. The other two books were so good, I could not put them down.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Sorry MK and my fellow DListers, but Rooney can "fart in my dinner" to quote Dave Chappelle. She was fucking AWESOME in Girl with the Dragon.
Unlike Meghan Fox, this gal is actually talented, but not very media trained. Seems she wasn't coached and you can tell. She is just not used to this fame game. Seriously, a newbie like her lands on the cover of Entertainment Weekly. What the hell do you talk about when you only have a small body of work. In her case, you talk shit. LOL
I do hope they make the other two books as films.
She was Lisbeth. Noomi Rapace was a good Lisbeth in film, but Rooney was more of who you envision when you read the book.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
I couldn't get past page 50 of TGWTDT, I found it that boring. I'm pretty sure the movie is just as shitty as this bitch is to those who helped launch her career.
She really, really needs to shut up. Only two high-profile salacious quotes in, but they were both trashing her previous projects. Then again, she's working with David Fincher, and Megan Fox's career was never quite *that* high profile. But, while she has a unique look and waifish figure, she's not exactly gorgeous either. Not a clue about her acting abilities. Maybe she's getting a little too confident now that she's worked with a big-name director.
Why is she wearing dead people's make-up??
Submitted by coca on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 3:50pm.
Rooney Mara is Megan Fox 2 years ago.
A MUCH less pretty Megan Fox of 2 years ago.
Seriously, this girl isn't worthy of your attention, MK. The only thing interesting about her is her pedigree.
What COULD be funny is if you completely ignore Rooney, yet post everything you can get your hands on about her sister Kate (who was Hayden in American Horror Story).
What an entitled little twat. If it's oh so hard paying her dues, she should continue living off her family's money and STFU.
I'm sure there are other actresses ready and willing to take her place.
Rooney Mara is Megan Fox 2 years ago.
In her defense it is a REALLY shitty movie. Of all the horror sequels I think it is the worst because it had the most promise. Nightmare on Elm Street is about a killer that gets you in your dreams, with all the new technology out I was hoping the would make it an awesome spectacle but no, it was somehow more low budget that the original
she's the clue that Fincher is a great actor director because she's not very good in other movies but her SUV episode was awful (the plot was ridiculous) and her Freddy Krugger movie also-----------------------------------------------------------i'm too reasonable for Internet conspiracy
Does she have a stylist or has nobody ever told her to play up her attributes? She's got nice shoulders, so a strapless might've been a better choice instead of showing off all the moles on her back.
I wouldn't be sporting that 'do with those lobeless ears, Miss Keebler. Not too impressed with the face, either. Don't they make *pretty* actresses anymore? Ones who don't say stupid shit? Is that too much to ask?
Just another celebrity moron and I am happy to know that I will never see her in anything, ever!
STFU, Rooney.
Your sister got the looks, anyway.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
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-Fleetwood Mac
So some low grade actress from a shitty fucktarded remake for people who can't read said stuff? O NOES!
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For your health.