Tricky Dick
Apologies in advance to all the beautiful gays out there, but according to a new book Nixon's Darkest Secrets: The Inside Story of America's Most Troubled President by ex White House Correspondant Don Fulsum, President Richard Nixon was one of you. I know, I know, but hey, we all have our embarrassments. Like Andy Dick for the bisexuals and Charlie Sheen for the str8s. His married eye apparently strayed for Charles "Bebe" Rebozo, a banker from Key Biscanye Florida with reported mob ties. Read all about it on Huffington Post, where they spill details like Richard was a homophobe in public, beat his wife constantly, and was referred to as "our drunk" by his staff. A politician who publicly beats the gays down while swinging on a stripper pole in heels and lingerie in the safety of his closet? Unheard of.
I am not really offended at the thought of a US president having a gay affair. They are, after all, notorious sluts. *cough*BillClintonCallMe*cough* I'm more offended that they dared to both be ugly, and make me think about their sexy times. That is the most scandalous part of this story to me. Please, keep your tighty-whitey sharey times to yourselves. And yes, Richard Nixon just stepped up a little in my eyes. Watergate? Boring. Whatareyoudoingwithmydickinyourassgate? Now we're getting somewhere. "I am not a crook!" has been replaced with "I am not a crooked dick!" Bravo, Mr. President.
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The era I grew up in, there was lots of homophobia among kids, and any sign of weakness was womanly, and any closeness to a man was gay. Well, society has moved on, but it strikes me that gays have not.
Now its the gays calling people gay who have male friendships. And the proof is hearing rumors of gayness from more than one person.
Well, look how society has advanced--conservative gays are outed by liberal gays as punishment for their conservative views--hell even out them if they are dead and not gay--hard to prove nixon wasn't gay, so he must have been.
Well, lest I appear to hold myself above this sort of thing, I will say I think all male actors are gay.
I'm not a big RMN fan, but I'm not buying this. I think both Nixons drank plenty. I don't think he beat Pat. In his own twisted way, he loved her, but was too freakin' repressed Quaker boy to be affectionate. His dad was a total asshole, so he had no role models there. You never heard that Pat was a snob or treated people poorly. Dick did. She thought she was going to marry a successful lawyer and she could stop working her ass off for once, and just be a quiet housewife. Didn't happen that way, so she just retreated.
Gay or not, he wasn't comfortable with affection.Nixon's the One!
I'm not defending this book, it could all be a lie-telling-fest, I don't know anything about it, but, I have heard rumors, or I read somewhere about Tricky & Bebe's relationship YEARS ago. I wish I could remember where. There were so many articles, etc. about watergate, back in the day. It didn't mean anything to me or change my life so I guess I didn't "save" the information.
PS: Breaky you crack me up.
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"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
Karen, you are the one who is missing the point.
"Gay" is gay - it's non-denominational. "Hypocrite" is closeted conservative who is publicly homophobic.
See?
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Submitted by Auntie Mame on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 11:20am.
I'm showing my age here, but when I was a kid when I heard the name "Bebe" Rebozo on the news I thought he was a clown. Kinda like Bozo.
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Hahaha, me too!! Only I thought it was a baby one.
I'm showing my age here, but when I was a kid when I heard the name "Bebe" Rebozo on the news I thought he was a clown. Kinda like Bozo.
"If at first you don't succeed, reload, reload, RELOAD."
Sweetas--fucking hilarious. I agree with a lot of the posts here. I think this would have already been known if it were true. Sounds like someone just wants to make cash with their book. I am not a crooked dick--priceless!
It is simply amazing how everyone continues to miss the motherfucking point. If you are so convinced that "every conservative" is a closet homosexual, what the fuck do you think that says? You proclaim yourselves progressive, but you're insulting them by branding them gay? Do you people work a single brain cell before opening those great big horseshit filled traps?
If it is such a horrible thing to be a closeted gay conservative, break that down you retards. That means GAY people are being fraudulent in their actions, not conservatives. Try to be a little more progressive, and include everyone in your freedom for all fantasies. If these people are scarred enough to hide their sexuality behind an ideology that denies the very essence of what they are, do you really think they need your condemnation to feel any worse?
If you hate the conservative philosophy, then go after the ones who truly believe in it, and put more than a second of thought into your next tirade if you want any respect.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
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All I know is, Tricky's wife Pat despised the political wife role, they both were drunks, and by more than one account he was physically abusive. Sounds about right for a Republican marriage.
I always loved Bebe Rebozo's name. And why not him and Dick on the downlow. Mob trash, breezy and sunny Florida keys, blender drinks .. I could totally see it.
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We have not personally experienced worse places in the world to be a fruit, Breakdown....have you? If so, please relate your personal experience.
Until then, STFU!
Apparently I wasn't specific enough.
I do know people who don't approve of the gay lifestyle or don't particularly love swishy gays or butchy dykes. I know liberals who are fine with gays but don't support gay marriage. I know conservatives who do. Hey, it's a free country. Everyone is entitled to their opinion. But most of these people don't dislike or hate enough to take action or wage a fucking campaign against them!
When I say "homophobes are the biggest closet case", I'm talking about thugs from far away who come specifically to the West Village to harass and beat up gays on the weekends. The guys in Long Island who beat up a pair of straight men who were BROTHERS walking down the street with their arms around each other. I'm talking about evangelical ministers who rant on their pulpits against the "sodomites" who are later found to be smoking meth with gay male masseuses they met through craigslist. I'm talking about politicians who try to legislate against gays and take away their rights.
They're always the ones... The louder they protest it, the more convinced I am they're hiding something.
Mrs Patrick Campbell:
Perhaps you are peen deprived yet again, for there are even worse places in the world to be a 'fruit' than western Europe and North America.
Now, go back to the map, grab your dildo, and try again.
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In Western Europe and North America there is no greater disgrace for a man than to be known as a fruit.
This is why nearly all fruits hide their fruit-ism at all costs, ususally by marrying fish and having families.
The 'out and proud' fruits you see represent perhaps 1% of total fruits worldwide.
Submitted by Frank N. Beans on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 12:25am.
I think the politically-inclined liberals need to decide. Either it's OK to be gay or it's not.
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It's not about homosexuality not being OK.
It's about the hypocrisy of politicians who lead witch hunts against them evil homersexuals when they themselves are toe-tappin' airport bathroom hos on the down-low.
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Sweetas, you are doing great! This was a good post.
totally bizarre.
I'm not really sure what it is about your tone and humor, sweetas. but I find it pretty fucking annoying. just sayin. not that I don't think it could improve.
anyway
"sounds like some made up shit to me. Otherwise, why are we just now finding out? Plenty of people would have spilled the beans after he died (maybe even beforehand) if he truly was gay. It's kind of low to put out a book about a man and make claims like he beat his wife, when neither he nor his wife are alive to fight the accusations. Seems like a cheap way to make some fast money on a book."
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I think the politically-inclined liberals need to decide. Either it's OK to be gay or it's not.
The whole political thing that gays must be Democrats is just stupid. To attack a Republican, even a dead one, because he is gay is beyond stupid.
P.S. I know a serious amount of un-stylish and un-buff gays but I don't see all these retarded gay stereotypes dying off any time soon.
Wow! My mom loved this guy. I bet she wouldn't be loving him now! LOL!
sounds like some made up shit to me. Otherwise, why are we just now finding out? Plenty of people would have spilled the beans after he died (maybe even beforehand) if he truly was gay. It's kind of low to put out a book about a man and make claims like he beat his wife, when neither he nor his wife are alive to fight the accusations. Seems like a cheap way to make some fast money on a book.
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Well, you can't blame the Trickster, Bebe is Hawt!
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
Submitted by mike on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 6:09pm.
In the early '70s, wasn't being casually homophobic pretty much the norm?
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Exactly. Pretty much the norm thru most of the eighties too. And in some parts of the country still is the norm. I was in elementary school during the Nixon years. This level of homophobia was completely unremarkable. Virtually everyone was homophobic, and anyone who wasn't kept their mouths shut lest people suspect they were a little to sympatico with the fairies.
Sorry, Hekki, I don't know what country you live in, but just because you are a homophobe in this country doesn't make you gay. Do you also think racists are closet pickaninnies? Some gays are conservative, and those ones do act extra homophobic to compensate, thinking it will help them fit in better with their crowd. They hate themselves in order to make other conservatives to like them. Conservatives don't want liberals to like them because conservatives think they are better than the rest of us. Gay conservatives think they are extra special since they don't take the easy way out, like the rest of us fags who associate with all that black/brown/yellow and furr'n trash, basically anyone who will have us.
I'm really tired of all the speculation that every homphobe (actually, I hate that word, it sounds like a 7th grader's idea of a greek/latin scietific word. They are just antigay haters) is a closet case. Some are, maybe more than our fair share are. But the vast majority of homophobes are straight, and it's time for y'all to own up to your sickos.
Well, he does kind of look like this gay guy I know..
Once someone's dead long enough I guess its inevitable to make a movie about their gayness. Trixon had demons up to the rafters, but I don't think the rammer ever jammered.
Now Lincoln--THERE was a closet-case...
I wonder if he and Hoover borrowed each other's feather boas.
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Buchanan is confirmed. I don't know about Nixon. Give me a Kennedy or a young Regan. O and Rick Perry probably started this ruhma.
oh please - how many Nixon investigations have there been with Watergate, the Pentagon Papers, an impeachment etc etc etc. You don't think that Woodward and Bernstein, or the FBI/CIA/NSA et al wouldn't have traded on that bit of information. I hate people making up sh1t to sell a stupid book.
I think I'd like to stay blissfully unaware of Nixon's bedroom antics, thanks. Do not want.
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I'm sure he got the nickname 'Tricky Dick' for more than one reason!
I am not surprised. And I surely would not be surprised if Ronald Reagan also bent it like Beckham during his Hollywood days. Everyone else seemed to be!
I'd be willing to bet Nancy Reagan was consoling herself with dildos even before the marriage.
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Aahahaa! Oh, the good old dayz when bad guys were brought dowwwn. Not for going after peen (which would be perfectly fine if true... except the hypocrite part) but breaking & entering, obstruction of justice, etc. Just some minor shit like that. (sarcasm font)
I used to get the biggest kick out of this guy's name "Bebe" Rebozo. Haha. BEEBEE. Rebeebee ReBOZO.
I know, juvenile.
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LMAO @ "I am not a crook!" has been replaced with "I am not a crooked dick!"
Well done Sweetas.
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Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 6:01pm.
I'm pretty sure the McDonalds and the blue car were by Playskool (I had them too). The figures were the same size as Little People, but square in shape.
Anyway, they wrecked Little People (and Barbie and Legos and others) by changing them from blank generic characters, to specific characters with videos, books and the like in the name of profit. Children's imaginations were replaced with what the marketing departments came up with (specific personalities and storylines). I'll never forget trying to play Little People with my daughter and her correcting me that "Maggie doesn't act like that!" Sad....[End of rant]
Submitted by mike on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 6:18pm.
Submitted by undinespragg on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 6:09pm.
Lincoln had a case of the gay, too, no?
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Joshua Speed and Lincoln met early in his career, and developed what back then they termed a "romantic friendship". This was back when people weren't forced to question their sexuality if they so much as cared for a person of the same sex. It was common for poor, struggling young men to pool their resources and live together, and even fucking-gasp! sleep in the same bed without fucking. Hetero couples do the same for decades.
The other "proof" that Lincoln was gay, e.g. that Mary Todd Lincoln was too ugly and too much of a carzy-bitch-moron for him to actually love discounts A) his loyal nature and B) his drive to become a political figure. I have respect for what he put up with and what he accomplished, period.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
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Submitted by undinespragg on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 6:09pm.
Lincoln had a case of the gay, too, no?
Another semi-interesting thing about Lincoln that some believe is that Lincoln was actually born in The South (in Rutherford County, NC, near the town of Bostic).
(I don't but it.)
Submitted by undinespragg on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 6:09pm.
Lincoln had a case of the gay, too, no?
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Speaking of vintage toys: My MIL bought those popcorn popping things for my nephews this Xmas. You know, that toddlers push along and the little colored gumball-looking things hop around under the clear plastic dome?
ALL the grandkids (even the 7 year old) were dying to play with them! They played with those things all damn night.
My kids have a bazillion toys but they still play with their little animal figurines 75% of the time. They have "Animal Day" and line them up for parades and build them houses with Magna-Tiles (BEST TOY EVER) and I don't know what-all. They can do that shit for hours. My apartment is littered with little animals and I'm constantly stepping on them (fuckers HURT) but secretly I'm pleased that they like the imaginative play. They'd rather play those than Wii.
Whatareyoudoingwithmydickinyourassgate?
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In the early '70s, wasn't being casually homophobic pretty much the norm?
Lincoln had a case of the gay, too, no?
Not B!!
Not D nor E nor P!!
Would have been funnier if someone hadn't had to be so anally retentive.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
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Not c
hit the submit button accidentally - damn phone
Um, sweetas? That side piece looks pretty handsome to me. But I do have a thing for Tommy Lee Jones lookalikes. I don't know if he was Gay, but he sounded homophobic as hell so I wouldn't put it past him...
As a hot bitch said, the lady doth protest too much.
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Nixon was long out of office by the time I was born, so I got nothing. But I'm loving the Fisher Price Peoples nostalgia. I inherited the full set from my older sister and cousins and I loved the hell out those little guys. We had the A-frame house, the mrrrr-ing barn (so true!), the McDonalds (also A line) and the blue car. My nephews found them in my parents' attic a few years ago and fell just as deeply in love. Too bad they don't make them anymore.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Compliments of my favourite Bewitched, a McMann & Tate political advertising campaign...
"the hero with his fingers in every dyke"
RN: You can't take this dick!
Thanks for tonight's nightmare, Sweetas.
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What kind of fuckery is this?
I am actually Richard Nixon's love child by one of the *other* Supremes.
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Funny post, Sweetas! Like a good wine, you're getting better with time!
And let me know about the lengh of Jack's dick when you can. I told you before, just randomly put it in there. Like a randomly placed 2 or a 4 or a 6 or an 8...oh helloooo Jack!
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Also, shadow side piece look like vintage Tommy Lee Jones.
So, as a certifiable conspiracy theorist, maybe Tricky D and J. Edgar Hoover had sessy times and Tricky D had him knocked off. Gives a whole new meaning to deep throat.
In reality, I wouldn't be surprised if he was gay, had a black baby mama or liked screwing bears on a unicycle. Anything is possible. We were stationed in England when he was in office and I was maybe kindergarten or first grade back then so I know nothing of him first hand.
The hetero homophobic conservative white dude is like a unicorn. They're said to exist, yet no one has actually seen one....Except Marcus Bachmann.
I think now would the proper time to drop this:
Former GOP city chair busted for videotaping naked boys
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/12/30/former-gop-county-chair-busted-for...
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 4:50pm.
At this point I am absolutely, with 100% certainty, positively convinced that every conservative homophobe is a secret gaybird.
Time after TIME it has been evidenced. It is NOT a coincidence.
And the more vocal and committed to tormenting our gay brethren and sistren, the sluttier and more depraved they are with it.
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Doesn't that say more about "gaybirds" than conservatives? Doesn't this prove more the point that these are people in denial of their sexuality (which you ARE born with, regardless of either stance) than those who "turn" against their political views?
Let's be honest: I am more apt to change my political views than I am my sexuality. You'd be hard pressed at my age to get me to do either, but if these people were able to accept themselves as they should, they wouldn't be apt to join a party that disavows them, either.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt