Kelly Clarkson And Wikipedia Aren’t Friends

December 30, 2011 / Posted by:

When I’m writing about gay porn stars and comparing and contrasting dildos on Manhunt Daily (I’m kidding about the dildo part, that’s what I do in my free time at home. The dog is SCARRED for life), I think very little about politics. Luckily, I have politically active celebrities like Kelly Clarkson to do my thinking for me! Bitch has knowledge! American Idol’s very first hooker winner pointed her finger at MSNBC, her digit landed on “that old guy”, and she then blindly endorsed Ron Paul’s presidential campaign on Twitter. It went really well for her.

“I love Ron Paul. I liked him a lot during the last Republican nomination and no one gave him a chance. If he wins the nomination for the Republican party in 2012 he’s got my vote. Too bad he probably won’t.”

Twitter is an essential part of your celebrity brand, but some of these dum dums need parental controls on their phone. Kelly can endorse whomever the fuck she chooses, but the following exchange made it clear that bitch had no fucking clue who Ron Paul is, was, does, fucks, discriminates against, supports, what sex he is, whether he’s an actual human and not a character on 30 Rock, what he feeds his goldfish with, nothing.

@uglybenny @michellebranch classy response. 

@Cibuloid very mature of you. Someone says something you disagree with and you lash out at them. Very mature. 

@Jcourt3 I respect your opinion and I am about progress. Ron Paul is about letting people decide, not the government. I am for this. 

@my_warden I have never seen or heard Ron Paul say anything against gay people? 

@BarkingTurtles I love all people and could care less if you love a man or a woman. I have never heard that Ron Paul is a racist or a homophobe? 

@Deethers I have never heard that he’s a racist? That’s ignorant. [Ed. note – *eye-roll*]

Miss Independent later released a statement saying she loves everyone, blah blah blah, but still supports Ron.  Honey, “Since U Been Gone” is a rad song to drunkenly fag out to (what? shut up!) but this does not make you Christiane Amanpour. Damn. Shit, it barely makes you Connie Chung.

(via Oh No They Didn’t!)

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