Kelly Clarkson And Wikipedia Aren't Friends
When I'm writing about gay porn stars and comparing and contrasting dildos on Manhunt Daily (I'm kidding about the dildo part, that's what I do in my free time at home. The dog is SCARRED for life), I think very little about politics. Luckily, I have politically active celebrities like Kelly Clarkson to do my thinking for me! Bitch has knowledge! American Idol's very first hooker winner pointed her finger at MSNBC, her digit landed on "that old guy", and she then blindly endorsed Ron Paul's presidential campaign on Twitter. It went really well for her.
"I love Ron Paul. I liked him a lot during the last Republican nomination and no one gave him a chance. If he wins the nomination for the Republican party in 2012 he's got my vote. Too bad he probably won't."
Twitter is an essential part of your celebrity brand, but some of these dum dums need parental controls on their phone. Kelly can endorse whomever the fuck she chooses, but the following exchange made it clear that bitch had no fucking clue who Ron Paul is, was, does, fucks, discriminates against, supports, what sex he is, whether he's an actual human and not a character on 30 Rock, what he feeds his goldfish with, nothing.
@uglybenny @michellebranch classy response.@Cibuloid very mature of you. Someone says something you disagree with and you lash out at them. Very mature.
@Jcourt3 I respect your opinion and I am about progress. Ron Paul is about letting people decide, not the government. I am for this.
@my_warden I have never seen or heard Ron Paul say anything against gay people?
@BarkingTurtles I love all people and could care less if you love a man or a woman. I have never heard that Ron Paul is a racist or a homophobe?
@Deethers I have never heard that he's a racist? That's ignorant. [Ed. note - *eye-roll*]
Miss Independent later released a statement saying she loves everyone, blah blah blah, but still supports Ron. Honey, "Since U Been Gone" is a rad song to drunkenly fag out to (what? shut up!) but this does not make you Christiane Amanpour. Damn. Shit, it barely makes you Connie Chung.
(via Oh No They Didn't!)
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RON PAUL DIDNT WRITE THOSE FUCKING LETTERS! yes, he openly admits he should have more closely read the letters, but we're also talking about Texas in the 80's. and he was still just practicing medicine. not entering into the political sector. also, rick perry lives on a ranch called N*ggerhead, but that didn't seem to get any publicity. Washington is scared of Ron Paul, because he threatens the autonomous hold that has been established over us.
i read this site to get my hilarious celeb gossip- NOT my political info.
if you did any sort of research into Ron Paul you would find out more about his policies and less about arbitrary bullshit the media drags up to discredit people.
Let's be realistic here for a second and consider the fact that almost all of the presidential candidates ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SUCK.
also, the fact that Ron Paul wants a smaller government doesn't make him a confederate southerner. HE DOESNT WANT THE GOVERNMENT TAKING OVER OUR LIVES! WHICH IS WHAT"S HAPPENING! open your eyes!
I don't particularly want any of them as president of the united states. But if I had to pick any of them, I would pick Ron Paul. He scares me THE LEAST.
"States rights?" *snort* That is such bullshit. That's what the South was crying before the Civil War. If state's rights were all important, we'd still have slavery or at least Jim Crow Laws here in this backwards ass state.
Submitted by ces on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 9:44am.
^^^
THIS.
AMEN. and i'm not sure i'll be able to listen to "since you been gone" in the same way anymore...tear
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RE: Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 3:36pm.
If Ron Paul gets elected, I will have lost all hope in humanity. He is a dangerous fucking nutbag extremist. Am anti-choice, creationist, homophobic, hate-filled LUNATIC. The idea that he could possibly be president sends chills down my spine. And those of you who want to get rid of all social programs need your intolerant heads bashed in with a handicapped elderly woman's bedpan.
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As a public person you should expect to be questioned about your political affiliations especially when you're publicly vocal about them. I doubt she took any time to study his full profile. She only heard "small government" and legal weed and didn't look into his other beliefs. People use the term "states rights" too loosely and do not realize the implications of what that fully means to the people who use it as buzz words.
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I have no idea WTF is going on in this thread nor do I care although I do wish people were not so angry on the D. I am a superficial gal and thus voting for the luscious Mitt Romney if he happens to win the Republican nomination. At least I'll have something pretty to look at for four years (while we Americans continue on our way to hell in a handbasket).
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"Vote for Ron Paul y'all!"
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Shit Ron Paul sez(and provalone agrees with):
"I think we can safely assume that 95% of the black males in that city are semi-criminal or entirely criminal."
If Ron Paul gets elected, I will have lost all hope in humanity. He is a dangerous fucking nutbag extremist. Am anti-choice, creationist, homophobic, hate-filled LUNATIC. The idea that he could possibly be president sends chills down my spine. And those of you who want to get rid of all social programs need your intolerant heads bashed in with a handicapped elderly woman's bedpan.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
These broken pull toys all say the same thing...
*smh*
Careful provalone, Oscar the Grouch, the Girl Scouts and George Soros are gonna getcha!
Good morning, btw.
Submitted by Tyroan on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 2:38pm.
Thanks. Always interested in what the self-loathing jews have to think.
Hope the goat sacrifices to Mammon went off without a hitch for you this holiday season.
How did I end up on the horse thread again?
Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 2:34pm.
really?!?!
Look at the big picture, it is not about the specific words that people use it is the idea.
Per your definition of things changing; things changed because humans started to cook their food and therefore got more protein, which caused their brains to enlarge. Their enlarged brains resulted in greater mental capacity then a greater understanding of cause and effect. The understanding of causality resulted in invention. Fast forward 1 million years and here we are today.
The things I was referring to are human nature, lies, deceit, uncaring attitudes, over population, crime, drug addiction, the list of societal problems that have existing for millennia could go on and on, but I for one think you are smarter than that.
Even mentioning evolution when referring to the current state of society is ridiculous. It has no bearing on the point at which we are living now.
It is worth noting that racist/homophobe publicity only helps Ron Paul appeal to the republican base (I'm looking at you, provolonely)... he is tied for first with Romney in the most recent Iowa Primary poll.
Submitted by mynameisstolen on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 1:01pm.
It is not the governments job to make us be better humans. Shit is fucked up, always has been, always will be
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...as long as people keep defending the status quo.
Yeah, shit has always been fucked up. And nothing ever changes! That's why we came down from the trees, lost our tails, moved into caves, and moved out of caves into houses! Because nothing ever changes, it's totally written in stone, so no need to care!
Diagnosis: craniorectal inversion, severe.
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"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt
Have fun with your brother, and try and use protection this time. Buh-bye! *waves*
Provolone got her feelings hurt....everyone say 'awwwwwwwww'.
I showed it the last time i renewed my license.
*shrugs*
Have fun with your tl;dr copy & pastes. Buh-bye! *waves*
Provolone, just as soon as you provide a birth certificate, long form with the raised seal.
The genius of 'non racist' Ron Paul:
“at least 39 white women have been stuck with used hypodermic needles-perhaps infected with AIDS-by gangs of black girls between the ages of 12 and 14. . . . Who can doubt that if the situation had been reversed, if white girls had done this to black women, we would have been subjected to months-long nation-wide propaganda campaign on the evils of white America? The double standard strikes again.”
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This is the one you idiots will really like because Ron Paul understands how tough it is for white people in this country:
“To be white in Washington, however, is to experience a culture that is anti-white and proud of it. Radio stations urge listeners not to shop in white (or Asian) owned stores. Ministers lead anti-white and anti-Asian boycotts. Professors teach that whites are committing genocide against blacks and invented crack and AIDS as part of The Plan.”
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“If you live in a major city, you’ve probably already heard about the newest threat to your life and limb, and your family: carjacking. It is the hip-hop thing to do among the urban youth who play unsuspecting whites like pianos. . . . An ex-cop I know advises that if you have to use a gun on a youth, you should leave the scene immediately, disposing of the wiped off gun as soon as possible. Such a gun cannot, of course, be registered to you, but one bought privately (through the classifieds, for example). I frankly don’t know what to make of such advice, but even in my little town of Lake Jackson, Texas, I’ve urged everyone in my family to know how to use a gun in self defense. For the animals are coming.”
Before i go, max, can you list your anti-anxiety and depression meds? I'm curious what your daily pill cocktail is. TIA.
Ahhh, what a refreshing change from all the fighting and chaos!! o_O
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Meat Loaf was in the middle of a show when his knees suddenly hit the stage floor like a narcoleptic bat out of hell ~MK
Melting Max with another synapse st-st-st-stutter! lmao
Provolone, shouldn't you be out protesting the libral bias of the Muppets and that the gay rights movement is just like the KKK?
Submitted by MaxThrax on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 2:04pm.
Shouldn't you be out lowering property values?
@ warm juice
I took time off my work break and looked up the video where Rand Paul says air pollution is not proven to be the cause of asthma. Way to take things out of context.
How dare you say that I am ignorant of how our military is working in the middle east. I opposed the war in Iraq but I enlisted when it started to support the troops in a more tangible way than putting some piece of shit sticker on my car. I don't shit on soldiers. I did the paperwork that got them flown home and to hospitals after they got blown up. I made sure they got paid.
Plus it is not a soldiers job to build schools. Their job is to defend our country. Plus Foreign Aid is money transferred from one government to another. What does that have to do with soldiers? If there was more accountability, there wouldn't be as much corruption involved and there wouldn't be as much needed. How many billions does it take to build a freaking school or dig a well?
Please. There are better ways of doing things besides federal action. You probably think the only way to get a cheeseburger is at the McDonalds Drive through.
I follow my state and county government as well as national. It sucks to see the fed overstepping its bounds and manipulating our more local levels.
I never said anyone was evil. People are people. Diverse and complicated. That is why we can't make one size fits all legislation and expect it to work. The larger the action, the larger the consequence.
"No, I thank George W. Bush for it, every day."
That was TARP genius. The stimulus which kept demand from cratering was Obama. Try again Einstein.
well shit...it warms my heart to see a good natured conversation about the ills of our country.
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
yeah...how is obama a racist? wasn't he raised by his two very white grandparents...i am perplexed...
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Roseanne Barr
Wow, you really told me off in intelligent fashion Provolone. Shouldn't you be slamming oxys and meth now trailer trash?
"I'm not white and definitely not poor."
Ha ha....you are a liar. You probably typed that while wearing Crocs, a Snuggie and a fanny pack while watching FOX and Friends. Bet you were listening to Nickelback too.
Riveting stuff, max.
Now run off and go shit on a sidewalk.
Submitted by MaxThrax on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 12:40pm.
Oh, and you're not living through the 2nd Great Depression right now either. You can thank Obama for that, but you won't, I'm sure.
No, I thank George W. Bush for it, every day. It was in place well before Obama was elected, but of course no one remembers this because most Americans have the memories of gnats (and it's much more fun to blame the black guy anyway - ask Ron Paul, Kelly Clarkson and Michelle Branch).
Provolone, you're just too stupid to make a valid point aren't you?
"Guess what I don't fucking care about you and your life."
-mynameisstolen
"You have fun with your crazy insane anger towards your fellow humans."
-mynameisstolen
Your brain doesn't work correctly dumbass.
Melting Max!! bwahahahahahaha
So bitter at their failed life!! xD
Clarkson and Branch may think Paul "rocks," and that's certainly their right as Americans, but they are also pitifully uninformed about his beliefs and policies. Yeah, he's against big government. He's also an unrepentant racist and homophobe. So, ladies: if you support him, you also support his racist and homophobic views. It's a pretty simple syllogism.
It would be much more honest of them to say, "Yeah, Paul is a racist and a homophobe, and I still think he rocks!" instead of equivocating and hemming-and-hawing and being pious about their "support" for gays and people of color. It's disingenuous AND dishonest. Can't have your cake and eat it too, girls. Just be honest. You'll probably still have some fans.
Provolone, eat a bag of shit. It'll make your breath smell sweeter than it does now.
TEAM STUPID WHITE PEOPLE!!
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Submitted by MaxThrax on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 1:42pm.
I'm not white and definitely not poor.
Funny that if one is not a bleeding heart liberal, one must automatically be a white conservative republican.
You have fun with your crazy insane anger towards your fellow humans. Good Luck with that, I hope it serves you well in your life.
Eat a valium, maxthrax.
Fucking retard.
Phoebe, it's the ONE thing that get's you conservatives all riled up huh? But you're not racists just because all your beliefs and policies revolve around race and culture right sweetie?
I'll say it again because you keep proving me right: every time a conservative sees a non white, or a non Christian or a non hetero....they lose 10 brain cells.
Submitted by MaxThrax on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 1:15pm.
Maybe if you read this very slowly.......perhaps you don't know what WASP stands for. My family does not fit that description. A simple fact. Google before you type while foaming at the mouth.
Obama's a racist?
*confused* does he hate his mommy or his daddy....
Submitted by MaxThrax on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 1:28pm.
You are hilariously insane. Too funny. Thanks for putting a smile on my face dumbass.