Afternoon Crumbs

December 30, 2011 / Posted by:

Do you know the SUCIO shit my friend Richard Gere would do with this Mexican gerbil?” – Lainey Gossip

Elle Macpherson’s bikini looks like it was made from the tablecloth my friend’s Russian grandmother lays on the table for New Year’s Day lunch – Hollywood Tuna

It’s sort of ironic that Vonta Leach would make a perfect drag queen name – Towleroad

Here’s a picture to go with that fanfic you wrote about Ryan Gosling’s feet toe-fucking the jam into you – Popsugar

Maria Menounos is in a bikini and why shouldn’t she be since every trick is in a bikini this week – Hollywood Rag

Aaaand Lily Aldridge too – Popoholic

A trip down Blohan’s memory lane feels a lot like doing a line of the bad shit cut with dirty kitty litter – The Superficial

The world is not a fair place when Lady CaCa is tapping her disco stick on this hot piece – Just Jared

The National Enquirer lost me at “woman” – Celebitchy

Eva Herzigova for some shit called S Moda – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

See what the word TACKY shat out today – Cityrag

Okay, TACKY’s asshole was burning up, because it also shat out this today – I’m Not Obsessed

Please tell me after this video ended Freddy got his revenge with a ferret bite to the dick – The Daily What

Debra Messing might be a home wrecking whore, but that still doesn’t wipe away the boring from her image – SOW

Kim Kuntrashian claims she’s a size 2 (more like size poo, sorry) and I think I laughed so damn hard that now I’m a size 2 – ICYDK



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