Rihanna and Chris Brown are apparently making nice on Twitter, and exchanging beautiful sentiments of love. Chris Brown is disgusting, and I’d rather rim Michael Lohan than acknowledge his ass but this is some Stockholm Syndrome shit. Forgiveness is a difficult and brave thing to do. If she forgave him for beating the stuffing out of her and then somehow still holding on to a career despite being the human equivalent of not washing your hands after #2, that’s her business. But it stills looks a little effed when you’re loving it up in the Twitter Whale’s blowhole.
Fist Brown (I love Michael K.) Tweeted “Love U More Than U Know!” and two minutes later RiRi responded with “I’ll Always Love You #1Love”. Bob Marley would like you fools to stop now, Ri. He sang that shit for smoking kush and lively upping yourself not for sending kisses to the dude who beat skid marks into your forehead expanse.
E! also reports that Chris Brown’s mother (is she a hyena like in The Omen? Hyenas use Twitter?) and Rihanna have exchanged “love” on Twitter as well.
Check out some pics of Rihanna splashing about in Barbados over the holidays. I’d rather she be loving up that Uncle Fester-looking dude who looks like he popped out from under a reef to whisk her ass to his undersea kingdom than making nice with that dickhead on Twitter.
Oh, and this is the most ham-handed segue ever. Fuck, it’s not even a segue. But I need to plug my day job over at Manhunt Daily. If you’re into dudes, you might like all the hot ass we spotlight. Or if you miss me after my last day of posting tomorrow – you know where to find me. I will miss this, I never get to write about whorish vagina over there. Well, ass vagina maybe. Ugh.