Ringless Russell

December 29, 2011 / Posted by:

KatyRus / PBrand / Brandy? may be off for real. Oooh, two SNAPS in a Z formation for Russell. Katy Perry is not the only one who was spotted sans ring over the holidays. In ANYTHING YOU CAN DO I CAN DO BETTER news, Russell Brand was also snapped in London without his noose wedding ring over the Christmas holiday. Can this mean there is some credibility to the post I wrote yesterday about the not-so-happy couple? Holy shit, this would mean I’m a reliable source, and is going to do irreparable damage to my rep.

TMZ reports that Russell was in the West Wing today, sporting a ring finger as bare as his wife’s breasts on Sesame Street. This kind of makes me sad in a way, because if two total weirdos can’t make it in this crazy world, what hope is there for the rest of us? I know Katy will find comfort in the arms of almost any man since she has that kickin body (that is until he actually talks to her, hears her “sing” or sees her in the morning) and Russell can score any chick with a crazy eye and overzealous hair fetish, but still.

The holidays are a bitch, both for those of us who are single, or just want to shank our SO’s. I hope they make it, just so I can continue to throw shade at their crazy asses. Russell and Katy, you are making the “marriage is for straight people only” side look bad. I hope you are selflessly doing it for the gays.

ETA white tennies Russell? REALLY? Hipster fail. Go to jail, go directly to jail, do not pass GO, do not collect $200.00.

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