Ringless Russell
KatyRus / PBrand / Brandy? may be off for real. Oooh, two SNAPS in a Z formation for Russell. Katy Perry is not the only one who was spotted sans ring over the holidays. In ANYTHING YOU CAN DO I CAN DO BETTER news, Russell Brand was also snapped in London without his noose wedding ring over the Christmas holiday. Can this mean there is some credibility to the post I wrote yesterday about the not-so-happy couple? Holy shit, this would mean I'm a reliable source, and is going to do irreparable damage to my rep.
TMZ reports that Russell was in the West Wing today, sporting a ring finger as bare as his wife's breasts on Sesame Street. This kind of makes me sad in a way, because if two total weirdos can't make it in this crazy world, what hope is there for the rest of us? I know Katy will find comfort in the arms of almost any man since she has that kickin body (that is until he actually talks to her, hears her "sing" or sees her in the morning) and Russell can score any chick with a crazy eye and overzealous hair fetish, but still.
The holidays are a bitch, both for those of us who are single, or just want to shank our SO's. I hope they make it, just so I can continue to throw shade at their crazy asses. Russell and Katy, you are making the "marriage is for straight people only" side look bad. I hope you are selflessly doing it for the gays.
ETA white tennies Russell? REALLY? Hipster fail. Go to jail, go directly to jail, do not pass GO, do not collect $200.00.
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he looks like a smelly tool.. obnoxious like kutcher.. i wonder what its like in DOUCHEVILLE for these two..
Guess I was wrong; just read on People he filed for divorce...
How could someone with the most perfect boobs fuck someone so fugly?
Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 9:18pm.
I've often played the thought of having a wedding without getting married, and how awesome that would be..I know, I know, it's realistically and financially impossible, but I do believe that some people are in it just for the wedding alone.
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Yep! Make it a rite of passage to have a formal party in your 20's, and get it out of your system.
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Submitted by jussayin on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 5:46am.
I'm all for skinny jeans if they dry up the sperm of this numbnut.
if nature won't, fashion can
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Submitted by LisaRose on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 5:23am.
I'm probably the only one who thought this relationship would last up until recently when I heard Katy say that she's not into making babies because she still enjoys drinking too much. I then got to wondering how a recovered alcohol/drug addict could live with someone like that. It made me see how immature she is and I learned that all the more from watching her on SNL. She's still like a teenager.
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cosign. I don't have a problem with putting off having kids until you grow out of the partying stage, but to say something like that when your spouse is in recovery for drug and alcohol abuse is irresponsible. I know that the addict can't dictate how the spouse lives his/her life, and that the sober one is not responsible for the other's recovery, but that to me indicates a complete lack of support for his efforts. I don't think he's funny and I don't like his brand of humor, but I hope he manages to stay clean.
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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 4:43pm.
He's WAY too good for her.
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THIS.
This outfit was totally hip in '07.
I'm all for skinny jeans if they dry up the sperm of this numbnut.
if nature won't, fashion can
I'm probably the only one who thought this relationship would last up until recently when I heard Katy say that she's not into making babies because she still enjoys drinking too much. I then got to wondering how a recovered alcohol/drug addict could live with someone like that. It made me see how immature she is and I learned that all the more from watching her on SNL. She's still like a teenager.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 10:08pm.
Indeed, if people want babies, they might want to eschew tight pants. Both men AND women.
Given that it also flatters maybe .01% of the population, I dunno why ANYONE wears them.
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elmo533/Hekki:
It would be different if the look was worn by a small section of the community, but nowadays, it seems like every man whether he is gay/str8/metrosexual/questioning...is wearing that shit!
And quite honestly, the entire look is baffling to me, because it takes no effort, lacks any sense of style or coordination, and I honestly don't see how straight women can condone their man looking like some stretched out Keebler elf! You know with pants that tight crunching your nuts, it is less likely you will be able to procreate with your hipster man!
Women, unite. Go dykey!
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Gackkk! This weirdo gives me the heaves. Pass.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 5:56pm.
Now there's a surprise I *neva* could have predicted! They spend millions on an elaborate wedding in India, after they've been together for a few months and now they're splitting?
It's all about the wedding, doncha know, not the marriage. Just ask Kim K.
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I've often played the thought of having a wedding without getting married, and how awesome that would be..I know, I know, it's realistically and financially impossible, but I do believe that some people are in it just for the wedding alone.
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Skinny jeans don't belong on men. Or women, really.
I noticed on a recent awards show that KP didn't acknowledge him in her "Thank You" speech.
divorce before breeding is a good thing!
I love love love Russell, but I don't think he'd be an easy husband. Although if I could keep him in the guest house, we'd probably do okay.
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Why do women find this dork attractive? He's disgusting, I can almost smell him through the computer. And those Mr Ed gums! *barf*
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Submitted by TheBreakdown
Can we get some ORIGINALITY, bitches?
Everyone seems to be sporting this ish!
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When I moved to NYC I expected lots of fashion forwardness, buy everyone looks the same--skinny jeans, scarves, fake nerd glasses, pointy toed boots--gag me.
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"I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron" MK
While I totally understand how people can say it's not a big deal to be seen without a wedding ring, celebs don't do that. They know that being photographed without a wedding ring is going to set tounges a-waggin.
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"I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron" MK
Oh please don't let those two be free again...UGH. They're so good for each other...both brainless and sex starved.
Meh, honestly I'm not surprised. These hollywood folk love weddings...AND divorces!
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
I'm not normally a KP fan, but I like her song "The One That Got Away" (the Johnny Cash reference is a good one). Her video for the song is actually pretty good - who doesn't have regrets regarding lost relationships (especially those from when we're young and naive)?
Here's the youtube link:
http://youtu.be/Ahha3Cqe_fk
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Submitted by tojo on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 6:14pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 5:44pm.
A toe ring?
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Is it a mystery that they can't stand each other? If I had to ride in an elevator with either I'd take the stairs. His grease probably messes up her robotic circuitry.
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 6:10pm.
Submitted by Fronika on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 3:59pm.
He should marry Sinead O'Connor. They'd make a great match. Two sex-mad loonies.
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Y'know, if this happened, they'd both become boring domestically-inclined robots. The crazy would cancel each other out.
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So true. So true.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 5:44pm.
A toe ring?
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Submitted by Fronika on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 3:59pm.
He should marry Sinead O'Connor. They'd make a great match. Two sex-mad loonies.
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Y'know, if this happened, they'd both become boring domestically-inclined robots. The crazy would cancel each other out.
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Submitted by literarylioness on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 5:52pm.
I don't like man jean leggings! I don't care what they do as long as they don't breed. How many want to bet they are the first break-up of 2012? Any takers?
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My money is on them being the last celebrity break-up of 2011. That way they can party-hearty on New Year's Eve as quasi-singletons.
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Now there's a surprise I *neva* could have predicted! They spend millions on an elaborate wedding in India, after they've been together for a few months and now they're splitting?
It's all about the wedding, doncha know, not the marriage. Just ask Kim K.
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I don't like man jean leggings! I don't care what they do as long as they don't breed. How many want to bet they are the first break-up of 2012? Any takers?
Submitted by TheBreakdown: "I abhor the skinny jean/hipster/trucker hat/bloated scarf look.
Can we get some ORIGINALITY, bitches?
Everyone seems to be sporting this ish!"
Ugh, I AGREE.
Personally, I like a nice preppy/professor look. It's shallow, I know, but Mr. Hekki dresses just the way I like a man to dress. He will never be trendy and will never be out of style. He's classic all the way.
Marrying a sex addict is not a good idea. I'm sure most sex addicts would back me up on that. Even if he's "recovered", I don't know. And didn't they have a fairly short courtship?
Ah well, it's probably good for their careers. He can make jokes about her, and she can write songs about her heartbreak.
Win/Win!
Submitted by tojo on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 5:26pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 5:19pm.
Maybe Russell is wearing
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Haha I saw this on the comments list and was positive the next 3 words were gonna be "a cock ring"
I should have known a refined lady like you would never say anything so vulgar! ;)
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Didn't know that they came in a mini-petite size.
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He is such an asshole, but that is probably canceled out by what a fucking idiot she is.
should stay together.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 5:19pm.
Maybe Russell is wearing
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Haha I saw this on the comments list and was positive the next 3 words were gonna be "a cock ring"
I should have known a refined lady like you would never say anything so vulgar! ;)
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Not to be a MrsPoopyHead, but shouldn't this say West END, not West Wing? O.o
Maybe Russell is wearing white tennies to advertize that he's a born-again virgin since K-K-K-Katy left him.
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I hope Russell stays in England and I hope that Katy finds her way into the mouth of an active volcano.
How long before both sides start having things "leaked" to the press? Her side claiming Russel's not as dry as he claims, his side claiming she's a zealot or something.
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Shiitake happens...
I abhor the skinny jean/hipster/trucker hat/bloated scarf look.
Can we get some ORIGINALITY, bitches?
Everyone seems to be sporting this ish!
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He's WAY too good for her.
I think if they hadn't gotten married at all they still would be going strong. For some reason, once Hollywood celebs marry, they are almost doomed to fail.
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I prefer to melange these two as K-Puss..
Two crazies didn't make it because one of them is just a commercial cra cra poser, and the other is for real off the rails.
I'd do him. (makes universal shakra ba/call me sign in Russell's general direction). Iz likes ma peen a littel nuts..
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
He's gorgeous! I hope he stays in England and becomes funny again.
If not wearing your wedding ring is an indicator of marriage problems, then I guess I'd better lawyer up. I DO think they probably have marriage issues but don't think not wearing a ring has to mean anything.
Wow, what a great way to get publicity. Have an arranged marriage, and then two years later have an arranged divorce.
Submitted by Gigaboob on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 4:06pm.
But skinny jeans on fat fucks? Mmmmmmm. Seriously guys, nobody wants to see the outline of your balls anymore. Please stop.
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Not them either but since Brand looks like he'd start a fire if you rubbed his legs together, I just said skinny guys.
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Men + skinny jeans = MASSIVE FAIL.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 3:39pm.
"And skinny jeans on skinny men are a big fat HELL TO THE NO."
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But skinny jeans on fat fucks? Mmmmmmm. Seriously guys, nobody wants to see the outline of your balls anymore. Please stop.
ugh, he looks like he should be in a geiko ad pissed off because somebody said "so easy an ape can do it!"
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