“Queen, You Are Fooling Exactly No One With This Butch Bitch Look.”

December 29, 2011 / Posted by:

The poster for the upcoming Nicole Kidman and Zac Efron flick, The Paperboy, has been released. Jadis and the REAL Pretty Girl are riding off to the Mac counter in their vintage automobile.

The old-school look of the poster is doing it for me, but you can take Stoned Guy and John Cusack’s Ted Bundy eyes out of it. Nic Kidman and Efron have GOT this, hunty! Yeah, she’s supposed to be trying to morph her suspended animation face into “hot n’ fun cougar” and he’s trying to be a scaliwag young man aching to stick his dick in her. However, it actually reads as “boozy stage mom taunting her gay son over his asshole bleaching pain.” I’d rather see THAT movie.

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