Open Post: Hosted By EPICMEALTIME

December 29, 2011 / Posted by:

Since this is my usual morning routine, sans all that gross food stuff, this video was music to my bloodshot eyes. If you’re not a professional though, you may want to consider covering the eyes of your internal organs while you marvel in the culinary delights of these upstanding citizens showing the world how brunch (and every meal, really) is done RIGHT.

If after watching this you wake up in a bathtub full of ice because your heart and liver surgically removed themselves from your ass, don’t worry. They’re not gone, they’re just hiding under the bed next to your old broken butt plug, pizza crusts, and the pile of Grannies Gone Wild mags. You’re welcome.

And can I get a round of applause for their note
GET BACON LUBE AND BACONSALT AND BACONAISE at: http://www.epicmealtime.com/bacon

Bravo, and slow clap for my new heroes.

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