Thursday, December 29th 2011

GaGa Has A New Man?

Okay, real or undead, Lady Gaga apparently finally has a man! And might I add he is SEXAI. Thank God she can quit with the possibly bi/possibly try/possibly non/sexual thing and just MOVE THE FUCK ON. Here she is, snapped by TMZ with her boy toy, Vampire Diaries hottie Taylor Kinnie. Come on GaGa, we all need to get a little. Ray Charles saw this coming. TMZ says that they've been dating since he guested with her on the You And I video.

Way to go Gaga, and Taylor! I'm just proud that you own a step-stool high enough to get to the top of her platforms! Or is it scaffolding? Whatever, doesn't matter. Congrats to the happy (unconfirmed) couple and I hope you can keep Gaga's no-pants stance to a minumum. Team ERRYBODY NEED TO GET SOME!!

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What sign are you hotmommie?

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Submitted by Starr07 on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 8:58pm.

The Aries sign cannot help being rude, obnoxious, arrogant. They are the babies of the zodiac banging their spoons on their highchairs screaming to get things their way.
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LOL! I"m sure that has not a THING to do with your approach;p

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She bores me to tears! She just does not have any charisma. I bet she sits at her computer making this crap up and bores her friends (paid hangers) with these dumb ideas. She is just a mass of boredom.

gucci's picture

C'mon y'all, she's not that ugly. What's annoying about her is that big-ass diva personality which is typical of all Aries, though much more attractive on the Aries male species than it is on the female species. I submit to you for examples: Marlon Brando, Russell Crowe, Steve Mcqueen = HOT! Mariah Carey, Posh Beckham, Celine Dion = NOT!

The Aries sign cannot help being rude, obnoxious, arrogant. They are the babies of the zodiac banging their spoons on their highchairs screaming to get things their way.

Apologies to all Dlisted Aries sluts...whatever you may lack in manners I'm sure you make up for in gumption and personality!
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 9:33pm.

THIS.

I am an aries and I fit every part of that sign to a T. However, I am not rude, obnoxious or arrogant. And LOL at it being attractive on a man and not on a woman. I guess because I am strong, independent and know what I want...that makes me all those things? Whatever...

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jalynne's picture

he could pass for the son of Julian McMahon and Gerard Butler if possible. I don't care who she gets with just as long as it's not Norman Reedus.

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If she just sat down with a piano, or guitar (can she play guitar?), and sang a ballad, she'd probably be alright...maybe even good. She CAN sing, I'll give her that. She should try it; I can be convinced, but I can't with her meat dresses and egg pod ejaculator outfits that just detract from her talent.

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Um...I can't with Lady Gaga but my favorite person in the world is an Aries. Enough with the Aries hate!

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Good for her. I like her. (And he's pretty soft one the eyes.)

karmaskull's picture

WORD. I am surrounded by Aries (married one) and they can be majorly difficult. But I love them. And I'll never forget an astrologer told our class the world will never accept an Arian woman. Too masculine (in traits). I see that with my sis, mom & other women. They don't like their aggressive attitude. But they are just trying to get (ass, money, power) what men accept as their birthright.

Take that man & bang him like a screen door in a hurricane, Gaga!

PS - Aries beats a whole other bunch of zodiac crazies.

Submitted by Starr07 on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 8:58pm.
C'mon y'all, she's not that ugly. What's annoying about her is that big-ass diva personality which is typical of all Aries, though much more attractive on the Aries male species than it is on the female species. I submit to you for examples: Marlon Brando, Russell Crowe, Steve Mcqueen = HOT! Mariah Carey, Posh Beckham, Celine Dion = NOT!

The Aries sign cannot help being rude, obnoxious, arrogant. They are the babies of the zodiac banging their spoons on their highchairs screaming to get things their way.

Apologies to all Dlisted Aries sluts...whatever you may lack in manners I'm sure you make up for in gumption and personality!

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@ Sans Fards - you may be right about that. I think she's musically talented, but lacks originality. Folks is gettin tired of her copy-cat style.

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@Starr - I think that she was cute, in her Stefanie Germanotta NYU days. She looked like half my NJ high school class. You really can't see her original face anymore though, under all that ridiculousness she puts on for her shows. I don't think she has the staying power of Madonna or Cher...her shtick is tired and played out at this point.

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People, please...Gaga has been with the same man, Luc Carl, for seven years. He's her "cool Nebraska guy." I know this because everyone in Nebraska knows this...she is in Omaha all the fucking time.

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Hmm, he doesn't have that gay vibe...or seems to need the money. I am glad somebody is getting boned around here.

"If Drinks are not involved, then neither am I"

I can't fucking stand that cunt and her bullshit "art." Can't wait til this bitch lands in the "where are they now" file.

yum...i don't watch that shit show, but he's like a cleaner, younger version of gerry butler.

C'mon y'all, she's not that ugly. What's annoying about her is that big-ass diva personality which is typical of all Aries, though much more attractive on the Aries male species than it is on the female species. I submit to you for examples: Marlon Brando, Russell Crowe, Steve Mcqueen = HOT! Mariah Carey, Posh Beckham, Celine Dion = NOT!

The Aries sign cannot help being rude, obnoxious, arrogant. They are the babies of the zodiac banging their spoons on their highchairs screaming to get things their way.

Apologies to all Dlisted Aries sluts...whatever you may lack in manners I'm sure you make up for in gumption and personality!

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Submitted by mike on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 7:46pm.
She shouldn't she be claiming to be a lesbian (purely for shock value, of course), or has she already done that?

Anyway, dude's probably just using her to score guys.
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She did, she said she went both ways. You're right about him too, it makes sense that pretty boy will be climbing up a few slots in teh gheyz totem pole after word gets out that he played beard with Caca.

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I'm really diggin' Lady G's Cruella DeVille hairstyle. Noice. Very noice.

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THAT'S what passes for hunky these days? You whores can't be serious.

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Oh boy, he's hot and he knows it too.

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"Dating"....HAHHAHAHA I don't imagine her dating anything in the most pure definition of the word dating or going on a date...

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He's way to good-looking for her. She has a great body though so he probably won't look at her face much during sex.

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Yeah, okay. Even on a good day, she'd be so high maintenance she'd make J.Lo look reasonable. He'll run for the hills soon enough.

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He is secks. I would. Even after Gaga. He'd need a flea bath tho. But I am convinced he is in it for the $$$. No way in hell he sees past all that stunt queen shit & into her heart.

I used to love me some Gaga. Then she started getting boring & very predictable. Now I just can't. She does manage to snag some super fucking hot guys tho so I can't hate on her too much.

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How does he get her to shut up about herself long enough to throw his bone into her?

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Oh yeah, Uncle Mason!

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is he an actual man or or just a horse dressed up like one?
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GG, call 'em as I see 'em! PORNY EYEZ!

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Fuck, he's hot. He's just my type, too. I LOVE the dark hair with light-eyes combo. Gaga is ugly, so if he's NOT gay, he's in it for the $$$ and fame.
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WTF??!
Did this girl save a busload of children in her past life????? I have never seen such a charmed life!!

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Naughty Dog!

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I see porn in his eyes.

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I would. Not after Gaga was on it, though.

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He's too normal looking for the freak. But he's cute. I'd ride him like Seabiscuit. Not gonna lie.

Fleass's picture

Everybody does need to get some... But she gets off on herself. There's really no need to bring that guy into the mix.

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Gardening Girl on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 7:51pm.

Yes and what mike said about access to ghey hot boys.

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how big his dick be?

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suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 7:48pm.

MissJaneTexas on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 7:44pm.

Yes, he is hot. I can't imagine what he sees in her.
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You know, as much as she infuriates my gay nerves, I can't really find the hate with this move/stunt. Get dick/ass/lips/nips/etc.!
As an aside: i'm loving that there is a hemorrhoids ad next to a gaga post right now! Caca...can't hold it back!

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MissJaneTexas on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 7:44pm.

Yes, he is hot. I can't imagine what he sees in her.

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She shouldn't she be claiming to be a lesbian (purely for shock value, of course), or has she already done that?

Anyway, dude's probably just using her to score guys.

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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 7:42pm.

HAHAHAHHA! You are probably right.

He is HOT though.

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cocoebert's picture

Sheeeeit he hot!

DeeDee's picture

I bet their sexytimes consist of her locking him in her egg contraption while she beats the outside with a 10 inch dildo.

Twat Muffin's picture

She's so damn ugly and he's pretty cute; dark hair & blue eyes are usually pretty darn cute.

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What happened to the "I'm afraid someone will steal my creativity through my vagina" stance?

Otherwise, he be hunky.

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Well, he looks smug. For God's sake why?!

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