Judging by his expression, the kid on the right saw this shit coming. NFL Hall of Famer (I have straight friends who explain these things) Deion Sanders is pouring lime on the corpse that is his marriage. His wife Pilar tearfully claims she found out on TMZ. Deion’s daughter Deiondra wanted a word with Pilar on this and took it to Twitter. Pilar’s hair isn’t layed like Merry Christmas, according to Miss Deiondra. The names in this mess sound like one of those telenovelas that Michael K.’s abuelita used to beat his brat ass in front of.
Before she unleashed, Deiondra apologized to her father — claiming Deion “is going to be very upset at me 4 he always takes the higher route.”
Deiondra writes, “#HowYouDidntKnow but yo boxes have been packed for weeks now.”
She adds, “HowYoTopPriorityBeen yo marriage and yo kids when u flying out to see other n**gas … yeah we know.”
Deiondra added, “All u had to do was be a supportive wife. Only thing u ever cared about doing with my dad is reality shows.”
“Pilar stop tryna play the victim. Maybe if u would of actually loved my dad and not loved the life he gave you we would be here today.”
That’s right, Pilar, Miss Deiondra SAW your gold-diggin’ result Louis Vuitton bags packed and ready in the damn hallway! She knew ALL about your dream to be Drunk Ass Tami Roman 2.0 (that’s basketball, though – straight friends)! She SAW your triflin’ ass on Expedia booking booty call flights! Deiondra SEES, bitch!
Pilar’s lawyer says that the Sanders’ marriage is between two adults and “doesn’t involve engaging this kind of faceless accusations made by his child.” It’s going to be hot when Deiondra starts tweeting him with hashtags like #YoClientIsSUSPECT and #HowYoTopPriorityBeenRepresentinThisForkedTongueDevil.
The next time my partner pisses me off, I’m going to ask Miss Deiondra to Tweet his ass with “#HowYouDidntKnow to wash that dish” or “#HowYoTopPriorityBeen taking pics of the dog with Instagram when your damn Dunkin’ Donuts wrappers are piling up on the floor of our car?!?!”