Victoria Jackson's Still A Crazy Asshole
It's often occurred to me that Victoria Jackson's whole "Right Wing conservative-helium-head-wacky bitch-conspiracy theorist" act MIGHT just be some sort of STUNT QUEEN performance art piece. It will all make sense one day at a low-budget indie theater near you (no parmesan to sprinkle on the popcorn and that homeless-looking person you figured for a university professor who left personal hygiene off the syllabus is actually homeless). There you'll watch Victoria's documentary on how she fooled America into thinking she was a ridiculous has-been who embarrasses even the Bachmanns, Perrys, and Santorums of the world with her crazy. Probably not, though.
The former SNL cast member has claimed that she recently had a six-hour meeting with the FBI in which she was privy to evidence that reveals America is being taken over by a radical "Muslim Brotherhood." Fucking that janitor with the security clearance has its privileges!
"I just went to a briefing in Washington DC, across the street from the Capitol, at the Longworth building at 8:30 am two days ago and it changed my life," Jackson said last week on her web show, "Politichicks." "For six hours, I saw pictures and names and dates and facts and Islamic law books and Korans, Surahs for six hours and they proved to me... that the Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated our highest positions in government and this is serious."
The most chilling part of the meeting that probably took place entirely in Victoria's fool head? President Obama is behind all of this and we will all have to "convert or be killed'! The Huffington Post reports that Victoria didn't actually meet with the Feds. She actually met with an ex-FBI agent who got fired for soliciting funds for his own personal anti-terrorism group from a wealthy trial witness he was having an affair with. This meeting probably took place in a Subway after Victoria's shift was over.
The biggest question here is why in hell does she dress like Minnie Mouse's developmentally disabled sister?
(via The Huffington Post)
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I thought her daffy act was just that in her SNL days, but apparently not. She must be the one that got Dennis Miller to drink the Kool-Aid.
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"And to the commentator who snarked that Boston can't be a drinking city because we don't have a legal happy hour - think again, chief. We work around that shit."
Conservative people always ask me if earrings from the Winter Collection will turn their ears green. They won't, honey.
What's also egregious is her hair-do. Those damn bows on top of her head do not make her Jebus' gift to politics. Fucking backward, idiotic bitch.
This nutjob spewing hate still?
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She looks like that Alex Jones nutcase in drag.
She looks really fucking old.
She is not aging well.
I totally read that as " Minnie Driver's developmentally disabled sister" :)
I'd like to smash her fucking face. It's ok, she expects that sort of behavior from me being Black and shit. If those politihoes were hoping to be taken seriously, they made a grave mistake in inviting that space cadet on their show.
Submitted by qjersey on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 12:10pm.
So you mean the Free Masons and the Jews aren't running everything?
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I know, I was thinking the same thing, thinking, Well, at least they have the day for being responsible for taking over and ruining the world. People like Jackson make me laugh and puke, like what I would imagine fucking Jesse James does.
So you mean the Free Masons and the Jews aren't running everything?
I am an asshole, too!
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 7:55am.
Poor Vickie, I met her once and she was a very nice lady. Seems she's off her rocker -- med wise I mean. When folks go bat shit like that, means they are now in the deep end of their bipolar. My brother went through some shit like that where he thought the stone masons were after him. It's insane what the brain wants you to believe.
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You can be bi-polar and other shit, it doesn't mean that you are a bigot, so that shit was there. It's like how some people are assholes, sober or not.
what the hell happened to her? She used to be cute, and likeable. Now, she is a fucking asshole.
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Stupid fucking racist cunt. Put her fat ass down.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Muslims are no different than Christians IMO and from what I've studied of both. It's just funny to me to see people try to dissect another religion when they can find the same exact tenants in their own book(s).
I never found her funny tbh.
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I can't with this cray ho. It's too bad, because she was in "UHF" and I'm not ashamed to say I love that movie.
Watching that documentary film Jesus Camp really disturbed me. That made me almost ill for weeks thinking that type of shit goes on up in here. But you know what, it always has. Christian radicals like that are just the same and even worse. But this bitch would rather have nut jobs like Haggard and Warren Jeffs known for their fucked up shit then Arabs and Muslims roaming the earth. So fuck you and your baby voice.
Mcarthyism
Sads! I loved her on SNL back in the day. I just watched this video satire of her, which if nothing else, is a freaking genius impersonation of her voice: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMSWYJidGZY
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Devil's advocate.
Submitted by Mama Bear on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 10:21am.
Ok, add her to the cast of that crazy bitch movie I am writing starring Shelley Duvall, Anne Heche, and Margot Kidder.
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Please add in Janice Dickinson, Sinead O'Connor, Randy Quaid and his wife, Gary Busey, Charlie Sheen, and any ONE in my family.
http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&biw=1366&bih=590&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid...
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When somebody brands you as a cunt, you thank them since that's better than getting knighted by the queen herself.~MK 8/15/11
I thought it was Mimi from the Drew Carey show. Looks like she's got a silly putty face. Urg.
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
This is sad. VJ used to be so cute and talented and funny. Not all conspiracy theorists are mentally ill - they just don't know how to read, mostly - but this one really looks to be on the fast track to the funny farm. I'll say it again: sad.
Ok, add her to the cast of that crazy bitch movie I am writing starring Shelley Duvall, Anne Heche, and Margot Kidder.
Haha! Nice little dig at the end, J. Harvey. It was a LOL'er.
And I still think this chick is hot, I live for celebs' crazy conspiracy theories.
I DO notice that when there are guest posters instead of MK a wholelotta alts come out to bitch.
*yawn* Either bitch IRA (In Real Alt) or STFU!
KUTGW Sweetas and PJHarbey!
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When somebody brands you as a cunt, you thank them since that's better than getting knighted by the queen herself.~MK 8/15/11
Yikes. She looks like my grandmother and that is NOT a compliment.
she is the anti-meat. so much so i think she'd shoot me dead if we met up again.
she thinks she's got the bible giving her card-carryin rights to wipe out those that oppose her interpretation of the bible.
fucking psychos, no lie and no exagerration.
when people can distort reality to that degree -they are DONE and need to be avoided at ALL cost.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kei83nNbrFY&feature=related
I've always hated the baby voice...
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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 8:03am.
OMG I CAN'T stand these annoying "fill in bloggers" MK has, they all try to type like him and make sarcastic references just like he does, but like the bootleg non funny way it just comes across hard to read and ANNOYING!!!
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
provolone, sucky said "anus" not heinous".
;^D
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kei83nNbrFY&feature=related
Sweetas and Jack are doing a great job! MK deserves a vaycay and I hope he's having a blast!
As for Queen Victoria, I do believe that when she left SNL, she married a cop and moved to Florida.
She looks like so many of those weirdo women in Florida, you know, wearing muu muus and bows in their hair looking for a rich guy. Saw her recently on Joy Behar and she acted like a total fool.
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 9:33am.
http://www.myspace.com/jayhrvy/photos
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ah jesus christ thank you but none of these pix are of him bent over the sink.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 9:00am.
hog tie it and shove an apple in her stuck hole.
i told you folks on op (a while ago) that i have a sister who is following some mysterious off the rails think-train.
well, this is that train i was looking for.
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She is the anti-Meat!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 8:48am.
The thing I hate most about the guest bloggers is that they are taking FOREVER to post pix of their anus.
http://www.myspace.com/jayhrvy/photos
hog tie it and shove an apple in her stuck hole.
i told you folks on op (a while ago) that i have a sister who is following some mysterious off the rails think-train.
well, this is that train i was looking for.
my sister gained major weight, took up guns and armegeddon, believes a race war is upon us and that gay people are a blight against humanity and that there's a secret tunnel underground connecting dc to colorado, that earthquakes are nuclear tests and that the passing comet eleni would wipe out the earth bringing us the onset of jubilation and rapture AND that if we just get some guns (to fight the blacks and muslims) and a "bug out" bag -we'll be okay.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vF3cRi8bkA
I like how she states the meeting took place across the street from the capitol. As if that somehow validates it. Like ooooooh, it was across the fucking street so it MUST be true. stupid bitch. Look up her interview on access hollywood from a while back. She's completely insane in it. She's bitching about the gay kiss on Glee. It's painful to watch. She keeps spouting bible verses etc. Then at the end as the segment is closing she tries to yell that she "has gay friends and they love me" wtf bitch.
Fuck I knew I should have removed that FUCKING USELESS MYSPACE PAGE.
The thing I hate most about the guest bloggers is that they are taking FOREVER to post pix of their anus.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I interviewed this nutbag for an online women's website that shall remain nameless. (She and "her people" were shilling some lame-ass Christian humor DVD so she deigned to speak to me.)
Try as I did to make her sound remotely likeable, she pushed back as hard to be the crazy bitch that she is. When I asked her if it was hard being a female comedian on SNL, she shot down any possible feminist angle I could take by telling me she thought questions like that were dumb. It was a really dumb interview and she was immensely crotchety and unlikeable.
And on top of that, she's NUTZ. As a friend once said to me, "Racism is a form of mental illness."
The U.S. government has been bought by the corrupt, wealthy elite. Of all Amercans, the only people who gained income in 2011 were those in Congress. The rest of us get poorer and fucked in the ass.
Your priorities are fucked up, Victoria.
She's gone off her meds or her hair scrunchie is too tight. Sad. I think she has young kids.
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I have three theories:
1) The cheese has finally slid off her cracker and she’s hallucinating shit.
2) The F.B.I. have a wicked sense of humour and invited her in and showed her a bunch of wacky shit they pulled out of their asses just to fuck with her.
3) The Muslim Brotherhood really are taking over and this was all a double bluff on their part to totally discredit the truth by having the craziest bitch in America broadcast it.
It’s 1) isn’t it?
"Dancing's how I say the things I want to say."
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 7:53am.
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Why does being conservative make people crazy bigots?
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I've wondered this too why the extreme end of conservative parties (everywhere in the world that I've lived) are generally racist.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb
she's starting to look a wee bit like droopy
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 8:03am
You don't like Sweetas or Jack when they fill in for MK? I think they are all doing a pretty fine job of it. Not as good as MK but even he has his off days.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Submitted by DivasGone on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 7:58am.
I think Minnie Mouse and the developmentally disabled community should be offended by the comparison.
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HAHAHAHA. I know, right!
Seriously - someone needs to start slipping her meds in her food - otherwise the voices in her head will soon be directing her to Canada to join Randy Q. Unless, of course, the Muslim Brotherhood has targeted Canada as the next spot after they overthrow the USA.
Submitted by Stan Hooper: "...When folks go bat shit like that, means they are now in the deep end of their bipolar..."
My mom's BFF of many years did that. She had gotten deep into Dr. Gene Scott. And then she wanted to join a militia, and I spent a couple hours at a picnic listening to her spout various conspiracy theories. There was no talking sense into her. My mom tried to ignore the conspiracy talk and keep their conversations and activities to regular stuff that they used to share, but she had BECOME a conspiracy. When she tried to frisk my mom to see if she was wired, the friendship was over.
In her case, I think it was hereditary. Her whole family had serious mental illness. Like hospitalization and suicide-grade mental illness.
"The most chilling part of the meeting that probably took place entirely in Victoria's fool head?"
lolwut
OMG I CAN'T stand these annoying "fill in bloggers" MK has, they all try to type like him and make sarcastic references just like he does, but like the bootleg non funny way it just comes across hard to read and ANNOYING!!!
I think Minnie Mouse and the developmentally disabled community should be offended by the comparison.