Shit Gets Weird(er) With Katy and Russell
Trouble in paradise? That may be the case, if by paradise you mean a squeeky voiced Muppet who always shoves her boobs in your face and a low rent 70's Cousin It from the planet Weirdo. A very respectable source, aka Us Weekly reports that Katy Perry and Russell Brand spent Christmas on opposite sides of the globe after having a huge blowout. No, unfortunately I'm not talking about Katy's implants.
Us Weekly says "They had a massive fight. She was like, 'F--k you. I'm going to do my own thing.' Russell replied, 'Fine, f--k you too.'" Ah, romance. And couldn't they spice it up a little, like "Fuck you in your mangy flea infested beard" and "Fine, titty fuck you too!" Gawd, I have to do everything around here. Even their fights are boring. So after they exchanged the bad kind of fucks, Katie jetted off to Hawaii with friends while her hairier half went to Cornwall.
They're still officially a couple but their friends are saying they've been at each others' throats for months, and it's getting worse. Maybe she watched some of Russell's "stand up" and he heard "Firework" and they got a big slap of wtf did I do with my life to the face. Or maybe Russell got tired of Katy always trapping him by his hair during sexy times (you're welcome for that image). But some people are saying that it's because Russell doesn't respect Katy's parents or Christian friends. Shocking, I know.
Anyway, there's been rumors that they're headed for the big D. And Katy was not wearing her wedding ring in Hawaii...UH OH. Ladies, your prayers have been answered! Russell may be back on the market soon!! Look for him in the discount bin next to the dented cans of creamed corn.
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I hope she erases him with permanent marker.
He seems so creepy, stinky, skeevy. While these may be positive qualities to some, it adds up to loser marriage material. imo
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CSG,
How have you been? I hope that I haven't missed you.
No, Kendra isn't Angela, CSG, not every new person is Angela, and not all alts are bad (no, Kendra isn't mine).
Kendra is fun and her avie turns me on.
Obvious fail troll is an obvious fail.
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Submitted by Kendra the Avon Lady on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 6:41pm.
Bjork You, are you a man or a woman? I need to know where to turn the page on the catalog. Come over here and let's talk for a minute. Skin so soft is on sale!
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I like the pinky and the stinky and am equipped for both.
I want that stuff that you are rubbing all over yourself, it looks like it makes your skin very soft and supple.
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Bjorkie, I know you recognize that your new friend has only been registered for 1 day, 8 hours. Things that make you go hmmm...
(PS - Angie, hope you had a lovely holiday).
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Point taken. I should say as rugged as I like. Too rugged and they get into 'dad' territory for me. -- Fishy, 12/29/11.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 8:42pm
Okay. So you're say that "real Christians know they are [...] are flawed," right? Then who are you to say that Katy's can't be a "real Christian?" Shouldn't your faith in God and the belief of his good word be enough to make someone a Christian?
By using your implied logic, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that you're not a "real Christian," either. Because your one flaw is being incredibly judgmental and you apparently can't see that.
Also, notice how (in my original reply) I never once assumed that you thought you were perfect. Where ever you came up with that is beyond me.. Your condescending attitude isn't going to get your anywhere in life.
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Submitted by Kendra the Avon Lady on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 6:41pm.
Bjork You, are you a man or a woman? I need to know where to turn the page on the catalog. Come over here and let's talk for a minute. Skin so soft is on sale!
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I like the pinky and the stinky and am equipped for both.
I want that stuff that you are rubbing all over yourself, it looks like it makes your skin very soft and supple.
My toddler LURVES him some "Firework" video. (No accounting for taste...or lack thereof.)
Fuck me to alligator tears!
Maybe he will hook up with LeeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian and be their "seeing eye dog".
Please, not another divorce. It's depressing.
oh, and when I hear anything by her on the radio, I get stabby, and have to change the station. her fame baffles me.
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Cupid, draw back your bow
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puppy love, beauty is personal taste. You may thinks she is pretty, but I think, as I said before, her face is mediocre at best. I don't think she is ugly, but I don't find her to be pretty.
If that guy thinks she is a butterface, then that is HIS opinion.
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Cupid, draw back your bow
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Straight to my lover's heart for me
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wedding?
Submitted by dementa on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 11:00pm.
You're probably right. He's had what, five or six movies since he's gotten with Katy, and yet nobody in the US gives a shit.
One thing these famewhore turds don't seem to get: to break into to a new audience in a new country, you need to have FUCKING TALENT. If you don't, you'll be a curiosity at best. That's why the Beckhams are B-listers here (at best) and nobody knows who Katie Price is outside of Britain.
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Submitted by Stinkfish on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 9:23pm.
Her body is sexy as hell! This woman DEFINES the term "butterface".
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Respectfully disagree--Katy's face is very pretty. If you think she defines "butterface," you've never seen a true one.
Sorry for the DP.
Don't care for either of them but I'm definitely more Team Katy than I am Team Russ. Wasn't one of Ted Casablancas's Blinds supposed to be about them - the husband who was cheating on the wife non-stop, starting very soon after the wedding?
Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 6:14pm.
You're probably right. He's had what, five or six movies since he's gotten with Katy, and yet nobody in the US gives a shit.
One thing these famewhore turds don't seem to get: to break into to a new audience in a new country, you need to have FUCKING TALENT. If you don't, you'll be a curiosity at best. That's why the Beckhams are B-listers here (at best) and nobody knows who Katie Price is outside of Britain.
So I expect Russell will turn into a manwhore freak the moment the divorce papers are inked.
And yeah, I know I'm not supposed to judge someone as a bad or good person based on how they do/don't follow their avowed religion. But I'll just say I'm not impressed by people like Chestica and Katy who claim they're Christians, and then get their tits out and fuck around. The ones I'm impressed by actually TRY to live up to their religion's standards, even if they don't always succeed.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I like both of them. Too bad they probably aren't going to last as a couple.
I concur that she has nice tittays indeed.
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
Her singing talent only exists in the engineering booth but I still like Teenage Dream.
His bug-eyes make it look like he's forever being tasered.
I'm surprised it lasted this long.
And she IS tone-deaf for sure.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
This bitch is a horrendous influence on our youth. Her target audience is teenage girls and her songs glorify getting blackout drunk, breaking the law and having threeways every Friday night. Perfect! What a good Christian girl. Flop your tits around on Sesame Street some more, cunt. I still have't recovered from your Proactive commercial. Learn how to read, why don't you?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
'Katy's Christian friends'. Until Katy serenades a petrified fetus, I will not be calling her a Christian.
They look like brother and sister on crack.
While I can bop to some of Katy's tracks, they both can fuck the hell off. The tween "I love you long time so much, let's get married and prove the naysayers wrong!" game over. They ran off after, what, 4 months of dating, so they can STFU while crying/texting their exit-plan in the corner. Jesus.
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 9:31pm.
I'm on the annoying-but-great-body bandwagon.
As bandwagons go it's not a bad one to be on. Let's face it whether you like her or not she is very successful and her boobs have a lot to do with her fame.
I'm on the annoying-but-great-body bandwagon.
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FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
Meat Loaf was in the middle of a show when his knees suddenly hit the stage floor like a narcoleptic bat out of hell ~MK
I think Katy Perry is sexy and could do much better if she would keep her trap shut. He looks like he lives at a monthly rate motel.
Her body is sexy as hell! This woman DEFINES the term "butterface".
I'm so not shocked! This was dumb. Isn't Brandt a Hindu? They got married in a Hindu ceremony in India. They are just miles apart on EVERYTHING! She admits to being a meat eating, booze loving hound, and he states he is a sober vegan. WTF? They couldn't even have a meal together, so why did they even get married? They should of just rubbed nasties together. In Brandt's case, that's a lot of nasties.
I hate that "Firework" song. It makes me stabbny.
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What's with the wide eyed look? Is he high on something?
He reminds me of that magician Chris somebody.
Submitted by Who Datt on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 8:48pm.
Remember the "candid" pictures he released of her waking up in bed a while back? She looked like she didn't get the joke.
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I didn't either because I didn't think she looked bad at all. I mean, the girl had just woken up (probably not her idea) and could barely open her eyes. She makes it a point to never, ever be seen in public or in pics without full makeup so one can't blame her for being pissed off at his "joke".
That said, I still don't like either one of them.
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Nothing about Brand's half-naked fat guy friends in Cornwall? If those were women the comments section would have been about nothing else!
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Who didn't see this coming? I figured something was off when she seemed to be spinning a color wheel to randomly select her hair dyes (Glocone LED shocking pink???)
She seems too flighty for him and I wonder if the California Gurl in her has embraced his cutting UK wit? Remember the "candid" pictures he released of her waking up in bed a while back? She looked like she didn't get the joke.
Submitted by lindseyann on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 5:48pm.
Funny thing about that. Real Christians know they are works in progress and that they, unlike Jesus, are flawed. They recognize these things and know they need to change them. They also know it takes time and commitment. I didn't hear me say I was perfect and neither did you. And the only one I have to apologize for and ask forgiveness from is not some troll on a gossip blog. But thanks for your input! MUAH!
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I don't mind Katy. This dude, I don't care for at all. So unfunny, and lacking in charm and acting talent. He can't even be endearing because he is such a self-worshiping arse. Boo on Katy for thinking he'd change just cause she's got great tits.
There was a blind years ago, about the singer who wouldn't give it up till she was married. Obviously her, and good on her for going with her beliefs.
bexicle, if this was her, then I say, Fuck you, you hypocritical greedy-ass bitch--because it's all well and good for you to hold out 'til your wedding night, but then you sing something like "Teenage Dream"? Ya can't have it both ways--if you believe sex should only be within the confines of marriage, then you've got no business earning income off a song that celebrates teens having sex.
And Russell Brand has ALWAYS looked like he smells like an open cesspool...and marriage to her hasn't improved that appearance.
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"Men have forgotten this truth," said the fox. "But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed."
--"The Little Prince", Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
I used to hate Russell Brand, but after the kind things that he wrote about Amy Winehouse after her death I can't help but respect him. He still needs a good shower and shave, but he's a person of character.
Sidenote:Damn, I wish I had her body though.
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He's a dumb cunt. Plain and simple.
She has an awful, screechy voice. I can't believe she considers herself a "singer."
She has a nice body. Too bad her music sucks.
I saw her perform on an episode of SNL last night while flipping through channels. It was ear-gougingly (is that a word?) bad...she is almost completely tone-deaf, and her pinkish hair had this weird tinge to it. Also she looked pregnant. I can't decide who's worse...her or Keshit.
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
Hmmmm. I always thought hers were real. They hang naturally. If those are implants, then everybody should go to her doctor.
Look for him in the discount bin next to the dented cans of creamed corn.
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My thoughts exactly Sweetas. Keep it coming girl.
I'm rather meh about Katy Perry, and Brand's chestpubes gross me out.
If there is trouble I would be inclined to blame her. I think she's immature. Russell has grown by leaps and bounds and she's probably not on his level. I hope all is okay though. I wish them the best.
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Bjork You, are you a man or a woman? I need to know where to turn the page on the catalog. Come over here and let's talk for a minute. Skin so soft is on sale!
Submitted by Kendra the Avon Lady on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 5:46pm.
I sold this girl face cream once.
She stole all my perfume samples.
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Did the cream remove her wrinkles? Is she rubbing the lotion all over her curvaceous body in your avie?
Also, I like your product, Skin So Soft, it's also a very good bug repellant.