Okay, okay, maybe just one comment. My hotel room has a toilet closet with a bidet in it, and I’m totally emptying the minibar into that bidet so that I can dunk my face in the booze stew to try to wash away Michelle Duggar’s creepy creepy voice from my brain. Wait and babies aren’t a responsibility? Fucking awesome! I’ll take three then. They always get you onto to the plane first.