More Drama Mama Moments From North Korea

December 28, 2011 / Posted by:

Holy shitballs. The North Koreans are taking their magnificent captor Kim Il Jong’s death kinda hard. They haven’t stopped crying. Here’s some video of his funeral motorcade and you’d think Betty White tapped out of life. Sobs, people beating their chests, snot. Lots of snot. At :36, I think that dude just wiped his sadness mucous on that woman’s hair. I hope he knows her.

You can barely hear the cocking of the rifles being pointed at these people over their intense wailing!

North Korea is a fucked-up place where their former leader commanded intense worship from his people or they were sent to special camps, sometimes for life. And we’re not talking Parent Trap-type summer camps (although they might have held an hourly showing of I Know Who Killed Me as a torture method), so this grief is probably real. Or they’re crying out of happiness that the muthafucka is in a box.

Someone liberate these bitches, and explain to them that his insane ass had nothing to do with inventing awesome things like peanut butter. He was always making claims!

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