Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This former A list female singer who has had a very crazy year has checked into rehab on three separate occasions this month. She has also checked herself out the very next day each time because she is afraid she will lose her current job if her current bosses find out. (CDAN)
The wild peroxide tumbleweave of drunk regrets that is Xtina? But you know, Snookitina shouldn’t worry about getting dropped into the out box by the producers of The Voice. They hired that dehydrated talking frog Carson Daly, so they are obviously out of fucks to give, which means they probably wouldn’t care if she dried the mess out of her system in rehab for a while.
Bitch just needs to hide a tube of life (aka red lipstick) on her body just in case her therapists in the tank think red lipstick is the root of all her foolery and confiscate all her tubes.
This former almost A list female singer who does not do too badly for herself in her other endeavors now, gave her boyfriend a certain amount of money she wanted him to spend on her for Christmas. She even told him what she wanted and when she was planning on displaying it on public. Not only did the boyfriend not get what she wanted him to get, he apparently pocketed about 85% of the funds she gave him for the present and says he should get it as a bonus for his efforts this year. (CDAN)
Jessica Simpson? But I’m sure Jessica’s gold digging man piece already knows that when her knocked up ass starts to get heated up with anger, just pull out a caramel-covered pickle and watch as her eyes go black and her jaw unlocks before you throw that shit into the forest. By the time she comes back with mutilated pieces of caramel pickle on her lips, she would’ve completely forgotten what her ass was mad about.
This C List actor from a cable thriller recently got a tattoo in a very private area of his body. What did he get? A Lady Gaga tattoo. (BuzzFoto)
Please don’t tell me Norman Reedus has a tattoo of Lady CaCa’s face inside of his ass crack. But it’s sort of poetic to have a CaCa tattoo right on top of your CaCa hole.