Some People Don't Know When To Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
In yet another stellar call in the life of Jerry Sandusky, TMZ reports that he has decided to speak publicly again on his child sexual abuse allegations, but hasn't yet decided whether Oprah or Barbara Walters will be the luckiest woman alive to be graced with his presence. He and his wife Dottie are wanting to set the record straight and clear his JeffreyDahmerwasanaltarboycomparedtoyou good name (I had to get drunk just to type that) by going on the air again and this time he's practiced so he doesn't pause when asked if he's sexually attracted to young boys.
Strangely, neither Oprah nor Barbara's camp can be reached to confirm the interview, so there's a good chance that this is all wishful thinking on the part of the Sanduskys. I would think his showing-young-boys-how-to-shower-properly ass would have a hard time getting an interview on QVC, so I hope these ladies aren't really entertaining the idea. And if so, I hope they make him pay them for the privilege. His lawyer must be a glutton for punishment, both for representing him and for allowing him to dig holes in their defense with dynamite.
The Sanduskys maintain that nothing inappropriate happened, and the 52 now adults who have brought charges against Jerry are all lie tellers trying to make a little fast cash. Um. I know that in America you are innocent until proven guilty, but this is not so much a "where there's smoke there's fire" situation as a HOLY SHIT THERE'S A MUSHROOM CLOUD one. So. Good luck with that Jerry (not really) and I hope you don't land in a prison as the cell block bitch (not really).
ETA: There are 10 accusers, with 52 counts of abuse. Thanks Nit Witty for setting my ass straight.
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His lawyer must not give a F*$%#K because this is malpractice. Great for US!
I hope he does OPRAH because she will not only REAM HIM A NEW ONE....she'll hand it back to him in a paper bag.
Sandusky and his wife need to be publicly flogged. AND legislation needs to eliminate the statute of limitations on prosecuting and suing permanently. If every person ever sexually abused as a child came forward we could 'thin the herd' of these abusers. They are mentally ill and WILL NEVER change.
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ha ha i'm glad i'm not the only one who thought pj2 was hot!
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Will this case get the attention it should have or is most of it going to be covered up to protect the bigwigs involved, that is the question.
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Your "lawyer", your dimwit wife and, especially you Sandpedofy, can fuck the hell off. Just shut your fuckhole. Forever. One exception for when you re-open your fkhole in court - plead guilty and apologize. Lying sack of fking shit. Hope you and your wonderful 'cover-upers' read this shit and fuck off. Assholes.
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Isn't Ricki Lake coming back? Maybe she can snag the interview.
Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 8:08pm.
I don't think Oprah or BaBwa WAWA. But I bet my ass that Dr. Phil and Dr. Drew would suck his dick for an appearance.
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Ugh. Baba Wawa has been so busy tossing softballs to the Kardashians and their ilk, I doubt she knows how to do a real interview anymore anyway. She also forgot the meaning of the words "most fascinating people" in her descent from journalist to low-rent Kathie Lee.
If anyone should interview this pig, it should be Matt Lauer or Chris Hansen, just because either of them could rile him up and catch him off guard. Dumb fuck is his own worst enemy and a decent journalist could have him confessing on live TV if his last call-in is any indication.
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I don't think Oprah or BaBwa WAWA. But I bet my ass that Dr. Phil and Dr. Drew would suck his dick for an appearance.
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Between Sandusky and that fellow child fucker Bernie Fine at S.U., I'm losing faith in humanity every single day. Wondering if 2012 really is the end of the world -- when God (or as recently suggested, Space Aliens) will judge us based on this and destroy us all.
And to think they're their own worst advocates too! Sandusky can't help but go on TV and proclaim his love for little boys (being sure to say "there's nothing wrong with that"), thank you NAMBLA -- and Bernie Fine's wife gets recorded with a converstation WITH ONE OF THE VICTIMS saying that she knows all about it and that it's really the kid's fault because he chose to be friends with the wrong kind of person. REALLY?
For people like this, no jail-house experience could possibly be bad enough. Maybe God or the Space Alien Overlords SHOULD fry the earth now before any more of these assholes are created.
IN THE MEANTIME -- to wipe our brains free of this rubbish, I nominate polar bear SIKU, his tongue, and his sweet fat belly as the Hot Slut of the Day. Sure he's just this year's Knut, but who cares? I'd rather see his fat belly than Sandusky's any day! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/45795502#45795502
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so many things I want to say- to sum them up- justice better be fucking served. let general population get a hold of this numbskull. for shame for shame.
"Put a needle in my hand, I'm a regular Victor Van Gogh"
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I said that the wife felt guilty here recently based on her statement where she kept saying "we" instead of "he" when talking about the crimes. Now it turns out she "may not have known" but the odds are she did. I think it's amazing that Sandusky is allowed bail. People charged with far fewer counts are denied.
Peen State needs to be ridiculed and humiliated until all these people that knew are charged.
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Submitted by Nancy Grace on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 5:30pm.
The twins are the greatest gift that God had ever or will ever bestow upon a citizen of planet Earth, as always, Björk You. Bless you for asking.
AND FOR THE LAST TIME, I DID NOT SLIP A NIP! IT WAS A TRICK OF THE EYES!
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Dee, put down the bong...Don't even front.
O/T: The best thing Sandooshky could do would be to put a bullet in his brain.
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
Sweetas, you've dragged all the old school Dlisters out to comment. It's almost like a reunion....(on subject, this fucker should die on an episode of "Bones").
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 5:23pm.
Me too! She don't let me do nothin'! *pouts* :D
Sandusky is a sick fuck. I hope he is convicted of every count against him.
The twins are the greatest gift that God had ever or will ever bestow upon a citizen of planet Earth, as always, Björk You. Bless you for asking.
AND FOR THE LAST TIME, I DID NOT SLIP A NIP! IT WAS A TRICK OF THE EYES!
Nitty always has to set my ass straight!!!
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Are we truly suppose to believe his wife knew nothing, the woman who slept with him and spend every day of her life with him. give me a break.
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Don't stand on my tits, bitch!
Our so-called "justice system" is so fucked up, I could see him walking. I could also see someone shattering his jaw. His trial isn't until March. I would've bet that someone would have gotten to him by now. He is in complete denial about his illness, otherwise he would have killed himself. Depressing shit.
"I know that in America you are innocent until proven guilty, but this is not so much a "where there's smoke there's fire" situation as a HOLY SHIT THERE'S A MUSHROOM CLOUD one"
funny shit sweetas. keep it coming.
i was not a fan of the guest blooging last year (typo stays) but this year has been much better.
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Don't worry. This guy knows exactly where he's going. Butthex with Satan for all eternity but he will be on the receiving end of the butthex.
Submitted by Nancy Grace on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 3:58pm.
The dog is barking again. Somebody break out the antifreeze.
If our world made any sense, this guy's balls would have been in a biohazard jar in the hospital dumpster like yesterday.
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Nancy, how are the twins? And I don't mean your tits.
Hekki - LMAO @ the camp jobs. My Jr. year in HS I was a camp counselor for a week (extra credits).
It was the worst week of my life. There weren't enough male counselors, so I agreed to take the cabin of 10 9 year old boys. OMFG!! Those HEATHENS! They were the worst group of children. Fighting, arguing, running off, not listening to me, etc. They were all on final write up, last chance or mom is going to have to come get you, by the end of the first day. I'm surprised I even wanted children after that.
But what cabin was crying like little bitches durning the thunder and lightning?
Bunch of pussies!
And I agree on the no airplane! Starting at age 7 I used to fly back to Massachusetts every summer to spend with my g'ma. But times were different back then. I had a attendant assigned to me. Don't think they do that anymore.
here is the lineup in hell as it really is...the Whoretrashians are the gatekeepers, with Pimp Mamma Kris right next to the ONE who she sold her daughter's souls too...The Prized Pig Kim is his no. 1 ho, and drum roll, his best-est right hand homie is none other than Mr. Child Rapist himself, Jerry Sandusky!! Then of course, the priests, bankers, politicians...they are all front and center too...but in my book the Whoretrahian's and Sandusky's now vie for top position in hell. I think the Sandusky's won but just by a hair!!
The dog is barking again. Somebody break out the antifreeze.
If our world made any sense, this guy's balls would have been in a biohazard jar in the hospital dumpster like yesterday.
So Sandusky's trying to say a 28-year-old former college quarterback doesn't know what "intercourse" looks like? Why on earth would McQuarry lie about seeing a child being raped and doing jack shit to stop it and get the child to safety?
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Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 3:56pm.
So Sandusky's trying to say a 28-year-old former college quarterback doesn't know
what "intercourse" looks like? Why on earth would McQuarry lie about seeing a child being
raped and doing jack shit to stop it and get the child to safety?
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'Cause he's a puss? Just like he didn't want to "get in trouble" (by passed for that coaching job he ended up with) then, he doesn't want to suffer the repercussions now. Although I would much rather be by passed for a job, than spending time in prison with Big Bubba teaching me what ole' Sandusky was doing to that poor fucking child he witnessed way back when. Fucker. (McCreary, or whateverthefuckhisnameis)
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Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 3:39pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 3:24pm.
BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BANG!!!!!...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oi3Hyxuf5AE&feature=player_embedded
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Do you blame him?
One less child molester on this earth who would have eventually released back into society.
*goes to hell*
I feel so sorry for the poor children who looked into the devil eyes of that sawmouth monster as he threatened them with whatever to be silent. that, well, Jerry Sandusky-looking freak would scare me silent too. it's important that your kids always know to come to you with stuff like that and to not be afraid.
He's really stretching far the fuck out there to convince himself that he's innocent.
*always gets the sads thinking of fuckers like this allowed, post knowledge, to continue on with their ways and their employment, when you have others who are kicked out because of their sexual beliefs because a-holes think they are the ones who are gonna fuck up their children*
Meanwhile the Catholic Church, which has all but institutionalized the practice and enabling of child rape, is not only still actually respected by millions, but has the actual gall to still lecture us on "morality" while using its political muscle to quash (e.g.) gay rights and a woman's right to control her own cooch.
Sandusky's life is effectively over (good). I still have no idea why these fucking popes (yes even sexy rockstar JP2, as bad as any of the Penn State enablers) have not been shamed into the dustbin of history.
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oh yeah one of my neighbors went to Penn State...she just told us that this weekend when we exchanged presents. I was like, YOU WENT TO PENN STATE?!?! OMYGAWD I'm SO sorry!!! she was like, I know, I'm SOOOO embarassed, I can't even wear my Penn State sweats anymore and I'm embarrassed to tell people that's where I went. Poor thing...poor, poor thing. :(
I think all the assholes that turned their heads and said nothing should get to be Sanduskied in a jail cell too.
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M.E.: I know. I'm with you. I really don't trust anyone, either. It seems that there are always these stories about kids sports coaches getting busted for kiddy diddling. And teachers, even. When I was a teenager, a group of my friends got jobs being camp counselors at a camp in Maine. Holy shit, those fuckups in charge of kids? I'm surprised they didn't lose or kill a bunch of them!
My mom wanted me to send the 7 and 5 year olds on a plane alone to see her this summer. FUCK NO. Not only would I not want to put them on a plane without me or my husband, I don't even trust HER to care for them without me. She's forgetful and short-tempered and I wouldn't want to subject my kids to her for a whole week without me as a buffer. She was upset, but tough potatoes.
why do i get a strange feeling that he's going to get away with it?
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 3:24pm.
BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BANG!!!!!...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oi3Hyxuf5AE&feature=player_embedded
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 3:24pm.
BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Because of assholes like this, I am super asshole mom right now because I don't want to send Big D to "stay away" camp.
I have to say I feel you on this.
But, as long as you teach him that if someone comes up to him and he feels uncomfortable, a) stomp as hard as he can on the top of his foot so he'll crush the foot bones b) scream at the top of his lungs NO and c) tell you IMMEDIATELY it'll be ok.
my best friend's mom told me about the stomp on the top of the foot thing when I was a kid and I'm forever grateful for that.
You know, really, the most sickening thing about this story is the circle of enablers around him. People who knew what he was doing, and turned a blind eye. Same thing with Michael Jackson. They should all rot in hell along with this monster. Maybe they deserve MORE punishment because Jerry Boy is definitely sick in the head. I don't know of any sickness that makes a person ignore or walk away from a child being raped in the ass. That's just evil.
Sandusky and everyone complicit in his fuckery need to be tied to metal poles and burned to death with flamethrowers.
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I cannot fathom sitting upstairs listening to your husband raping a child, listeining to that poor childs cries for help, and not running downstairs and slicing your husbands penis off before behedding him.
*cries*
BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Because of assholes like this, I am super asshole mom right now because I don't want to send Big D to "stay away" camp.
I DON'T TRUST PEOPLE!
Um. I know that in America you are innocent until proven guilty, but this is not so much a "where there's smoke there's fire" situation as a HOLY SHIT THERE'S A MUSHROOM CLOUD one
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Submitted by guest on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 3:00pm.
Where's Tate with his hot poker? Jussssayin.
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I feel like I'm going straight to hell for laughing so hard.
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 3:14pm.
EH, if you're going to try to sound like you know WTF you're talking about, would you at least attempt a coherent post?? JFC!
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you can only appeal on lack of council if your lawyers advice you to do something egregiously detramental to your defense of egregiously inadvises you to your detrament. in both scenarios the circumstances must be extreme and there has to be evidence, both of which are hard to get....
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Lol - Mr POLICE is looking right at the camera. Totally using that shot for his FB profile pic.
oh yeah he didn't understand the question last time! ha ha ha! he thought they were asking if he was sexually attracted to young toys. what? what?? He Man is hot!
in other words, die in a fire. actually, don't die, just sustain 3rd degree burns over 90% of your body. make sure to roll over onto your wife so she can catch aflame as well.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 2:55pm.
in every pic of him his mouth is hanging open. this is why you can't trust mouth breathers....
Sad, sad, SAD story that pains my very soul but this made me chuckle.
i second the motion for the return of the "sandusky poop-popper" avie.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vF3cRi8bkA
Submitted by guest on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 3:00pm.
Where's Tate with his hot poker? Jussssayin.
Lololol!
Submitted by Bree on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 2:45pm.
I love how there are still people out there who defend him and believe this crap because of their beloved football team. Human beings can be pretty disgusting at times. Especially this one.
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Never underestimate America and its twisted allegiance to this sport. Exhibit A: OJ Simpson. Regardless of ethnicity, sports fans recalled his glory days and cut him a lot of slack because of that. Exhibit B: The gazillion of dollars spent on Super Bowl ads.
his wife totally knew. there was the story last week where the boy mentioned he was getting raped at his house and he screamed knowing the wife was upstairs but no one ever came....
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