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Lady Gaga (the "lady" part is up for discussion) was spotted out in Paris shopping sans Underoos once again says Hollywood Rag. Bitch, put some pants on. That being said, I'm glad she's helping the local economy and hopefully buying some stuff to cover that shit up while she's at it. Come to think of it though, maybe she had lots of panties and they all put on their Nikes and drank the Kool-Aid to willingly go to the next level. I can't say I blame them.

You know, I'm not a prude (more of a total ho really) but I have to say I'll be glad when this no pants / leggings count as pants phase of our fashion history is over. My mama was always like "make sure you have clean underwear on!" meaning UNDER my clothes, so I just can't with this trend. Why is it always the people you don't want to see doing that shit that are doing that shit?? Charlize, baby, you are welcome to support the no pants phenomenon at your leisure. I'll wait. People of WalMart, please sit the fuck down.

On another note, MTV.com says she and Justin Beiber are the front-runners for charitable celebs this year. So maybe she just donated all her lingerie to the needy? Gaga is a giver like that. Don't mind that the crotchless panties all started out with crotches. They did not melt away or off themselves, she cut them out. Just believe that and don't think about it too much.

ETA I have no idea how this ended up under Crumbs. I blame Al Gore as the inventor of the internetz. #notmyfault

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Submitted by bonghits4jesus on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 9:10pm.

dude, she looks like gary oldman in dracula.

interesting bruise pattern though.

Submitted by bitchSpray on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 3:03am.

is this really news? because it seems to me that her underwear-outside period has ended some time ago...

anyway, i like her. i don't enjoy every single thing she does but why should i? it's just entertainment

Submitted by Emeriesan on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 2:19am.

Get out of the public eye, you is givin' it conjunctivitis.

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Submitted by dementa on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 10:34pm.

Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 4:42pm.

Well, to be fair, would anyone KNOW if she did? Nobody would recognize her.

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Submitted by bornagainChristian on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 9:57pm.

Yes, she can sing and she is talented in her genre. BUT....

She is the poster child for Mental Illness being alive and....not so well.

Maybe some day she will GROW UP when her brain matures.

Submitted by lelu on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 8:48pm.

She is immensely talented just check out her acoustic stuff, but the outfits and the show get in the way.

Submitted by Cap6 The Asperger on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 8:28pm.

No. Where is this bitch's pants/knickers/somedamnthing??!!? I can't.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 8:14pm.

She should be the Patron Saint of Projectile Vomiting.

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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 8:09pm.

Stop embarrassing us, Stephani. It's almost as bad as the fatties in the jeans and sneakers. Gah!

Although there is a slight chance the Parisians are not laughing at her. Slight. Sometimes they surprise with the weird things they embrace.

Submitted by blueangel on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 7:43pm.

Gah, she is fug! She looks about 5' tall with short fat legs. I didn't realize she was built like this since she's usually wearing pants with her sky-high heels. Ugh, she should stick with the pants. And what's up with all the bruises on her legs?

Submitted by 4lice4nn on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 7:42pm.

Wow, she looks fucking stupid, as usual.

Submitted by Andrei on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 7:23pm.

Lol. I love the Onion.

Submitted by Vermithrax on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 7:21pm.

Shocking. I'm shocked.

Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 6:52pm.

is this like Disability Performance Art? That she cannot get around without someone helping her?

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Submitted by modelspiceboi on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 6:21pm.

Aside from the fact her make-up looks like a pallid Cher wannabe fail of epic proportions and that her heels are ridiculous and demand that someone shove her down a small flight of stairs in them (I love high heels as much as the next gay, but that shit is ridiculous for everyday wear); I fail to understand how she is remotely comfortable with no pants on. While Paris isn't freezing right now, it is still rather brisk outside. If your ass needs to wear a coat/jacket, you need to wear pants. I'll even take opaque leggings over fishnet hooker stockings.

And hopefully everyone in Paris is watching their personal items lest they suddenly and mysteriously fall into the hands of Lady Grand Theft.

Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 6:19pm.

What bothers me more than her fishnet "leggings" is the feeling of vertigo I get from looking at anyone buffooning around in foot-high heels.

I get the heebee jeebeez, like altitude fear.

Can just hear those sparrow legs SNapping, crack, if she were to twist an ankle. yikes.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 5:39pm.

Bitch PLEASE! Her and her 10-inch heels, never mind NO pants, I am sick to death of her. Almost wish she'd trip and fall on her fugly snout! Almost.

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Submitted by Get Serious on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 5:22pm.

What's this whore's deal? I used to think it was "look at me; no, not at her, ME!!!" that she was doing. Now, I think she's got some serious mental problem, 'cause not even shitney, paris or blowhan during the summer of 2007 (aka - "the golden age of shitney spears twatting out") would so consistently humiliate themselves to get attention.

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 5:21pm.

Submitted by Jintess on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 4:36pm.
She's out of it there
Winehouse 2.0

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exactly what I was thinking. What is that on her legs...impetigo?

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Submitted by rosehips69 on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 5:12pm.

I've never found Lady Gaga interesting, edgy or innovative. But now it's gotten to the point that every time I see her in one of her lame-o "look at meeeee!" getups, I wonder how long it will be before everyone feels this way about her:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/marilyn-manson-now-going-doortodoor-try...

Submitted by Andrei on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 4:29pm.

BLonde hair is getting old. NEW COLOR PRONTO!

Submitted by guest on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 4:16pm.

Bleh. No one wants to see yer biz Caca.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 4:13pm.

i love her but she needs to cover those bruised hams!

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Submitted by Ms. Lizard on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 5:05pm.
I'm not the model of fashion but I was raised by my grandma who taught me modesty. Here's a list of clothing styles I'm tired of:

I'm tired of the women wearing leggings as pants. I'm sick of seeing women's pussy outlines and jiggle butts.

I'm tired of the leggings tucked into fuzzy ugh boots. I'm esp. tired of my BF telling me to wear said fuzzy ug(ly) boots.

I'm especially tired of the SHORTS in winter and wearing panty hose under them! WEAR PANTS or wear a skirt!

Also, who da fuck said that shorts with pin stripes are office appropriate just cuz you wear dress shoes with them?

Does anyone notice what I'm talking about?
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Submitted by sonne on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 4:09pm.

I'd guess bruises, probably from falling down because of those dumb shoes. Can't stand her schtick anymore either. Bitch needs to take a long vacation and come back normal. THAT would be shocking.

Submitted by justincase on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 4:08pm.

Her legs look short and ugly in that get-up.

Submitted by DevilsAdvocate on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 4:04pm.

Are those bruises or polka dots on her left leg? She is so fucking gross.

Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 3:56pm.

I'm getting really tired of her. In fact, I used to think, "Eh, she's kind of cool, doing her own thing!", but her shtick is wearing thin.

Submitted by illuminaupolis on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 3:53pm.

I take it this fraud isn't going away anytime soon.

Submitted by Terri on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 3:45pm.

I swear if she were in a grocery aisle, I'd think this was from peopleofwalmart.

Submitted by Catsclaw on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 3:36pm.

I used to live in Paris and I cannot imagine dressing that way there (or anywhere else for that matter) - but especially in France, where all the women are so chic. The French media will be ripping her to shreds, and it's rather funny to think how everyone around her is making fun of her in French and she doesn't know it. She's so delusional that she thinks she's cool. Tant pis pour elle...sale pute!

Submitted by Ms. Lizard on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 3:35pm.

I'm not the model of fashion but I was raised by my grandma who taught me modesty. Here's a list of clothing styles I'm tired of:

I'm tired of the women wearing leggings as pants. I'm sick of seeing women's pussy outlines and jiggle butts.

I'm tired of the leggings tucked into fuzzy ugh boots. I'm esp. tired of my BF telling me to wear said fuzzy ug(ly) boots.

I'm especially tired of the SHORTS in winter and wearing panty hose under them! WEAR PANTS or wear a skirt!

Also, who da fuck said that shorts with pin stripes are office appropriate just cuz you wear dress shoes with them?

Does anyone notice what I'm talking about?

Well if Lady Gaga doesn't want to wear pants. It's ok. At least she saves on laundry. ?!?

Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 3:30pm.

lesions on your thighs, eh? that's attractive. I suppose opaque tights would be too conservative...

Submitted by parkerj on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 3:30pm.

Bitch is always trying too hard. I just don't buy it.

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Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 3:27pm.

oh but when Britney did it she was all "crazy" and "having a meltdown" but when Bla Bla does it, it's "high fashion" *eyeroll*

Submitted by Dog on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 3:27pm.

Dear God. Please just stop. This isn't cool or edgy or anything good. It's just pure patheticism.

I get 10 points for making up that damn word. Someone hand me a drink.

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Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 3:25pm.

@Condi,

If she did the roll-outta-bed look, without all the usual bells/whistles/props, I could see it being absolutely possible to not recognize her. Even sitting next to her on a train.

Not sure it that is brilliant, or just plain sad.
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Submitted by misslainey on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 3:23pm.

She looks gross. Are those bruises on her legs? Nasty. Isn't it winter in Paris?

Submitted by tojo on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 3:23pm.

I liked her at first, I really did...then when I saw her at her sisters's graduation in her outrageous b.s. I realized what a fame-whore she really is... Jeez let your sister be in the spotlight for ONE day can't you?

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Submitted by Datura on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 3:20pm.

I've love to see a snooty shopkeeper give Gaga the "No shoes, no shirt, no PANTS, no service" speech. I know she's totally avant garde and all, but nobody wants to see her bruised up legs and granny panties.

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Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 3:12pm.

I swear to god, looking at her makes me tired. I mean, imagine having to put that much effort into an outfit, hair and makeup every blessed time you go out.

I wonder if she ever says to herself, "Fuck it - I'm going to go out in a ratty t-shirt and washed-out yoga pants with my hair in a pony tail and only lipgloss." Nah, I don't think so either.