Ms. Jackson if you relevant, cuz’ PETA on her like red paint on a fur muff!
Janet Jackson’s had it shitty since Justin Timberlake ripped her nipple cover off at the Superbowl that time. America blamed the black girl for being sexy(?), and completely forgave the pussy-ass white boy who was equally in on it and then let him make too many fucking appearances on Saturday Night Live.
Janet can barely sell a record now, and she’s been reduced to becoming the spokesass for Nutrisystem! Case in point – the last couple of Nutrisystem spokeswomen have been Topanga from Boy Meets World and Marie Osmond. Those may seem like career lows, but like a phoenix from the ashes – Janet has pissed off PETA by launching a line of dead animal skins with Blackgama. PETA being mad at you keeps you in the spotlight. For a day. But still!
“When Janet Jackson had her infamous ‘wardrobe malfunction’ during the Super Bowl, at least the flesh that popped into view was her own,” writes PETA’s Jeff Mackey. “Unlike the stolen animal skins that she drapes herself with, which are as dead as her taste in fashion (not to mention her career). Ms. Jackson, you’re just plain nasty.”
They’ve named her “Grinch of the Year 2011.” Neither Penny from Good Times or Blackgama has responded. She just can’t hear them through her mink babushka.
My Dad won “Grinch of the Year” in 1986 when he threatened to stand at the bottom of the chimney with a shotgun and blow Santa away when he came down. The joke was on him, because we didn’t have a chimney! He drank.