Panty Creamer Of The Day: Serena Williams In Miami

December 27, 2011 / Posted by:

I’m always covering Dlisted with heaping servings of dick and man nipples, so finally here’s something for all the hos out there who love it when a pair of steel hard nalgas crack their cheek bones while they’re tossing some lady salad. This is Serena Williams throwing the paps a “My farts has six packs on them too, bitch!” look while jet skiing with her friends in Miami over the weekend.

When I first brought up these pictures, my eyes fell back like DAMN. That ass. That’s an ass that’ll make any shit look for another exit because it knows it can’t conquer that double stuffed mountain. That’s an ass that if you try to bounce a quarter on it, it’ll swallow that quarter and spit out a Quarter Pounder. If you tried to hit that ass from the back, it’ll circumcise you AGAIN and I’m sure you wouldn’t even mind it. When Serena claps that ass, even Zeus sits down and drops his lightning bolt. Bitch ain’t playing around with that ass.

Here’s more of Serena looking like an HGH-taking pit bull in lingerie.

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